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2017-07-13 05:50:05 Post No.38338618
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ONCE HAD A SHOTGUN TO MY HEAD THEY SAID I WASN'T WORTH THE BULLETS
NOW THE WORLD IS MY TRIGGER AND I'M HERE TO FUCKING PULL IT
ONCE HAD A SHOTGUN TO MY HEAD THEY SAID I WASN'T WORTH THE BULLETS
NOW THE WORLD IS MY TRIGGER AND I'M HERE TO FUCKING PULL IT

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:55:37 Post No.38338696
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>>38338618
my roblox username is Klovod if any robots wanna play with me

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:48:46 Post No. 38497964 [Report] [View this topic]

*blocks your path and starts touching you*

What do

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:52:00 Post No.38498003
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>>38497964
It will never happend in the first place man...

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:55:57 Post No.38498044
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>>38497964
My fantasy is that a person I would have to fight would be a total asswipe. He looks pretty friendly in the pic and maybe yearns for some lovin. I would tell him I don't roll that way and direct him to a gay bar or something.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:59:33 Post No.38498078
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>>38497964

I'll outsmart him.

Like I'll ask for some weed.
He's like to have some so win-win
Yeah joke aside he looks like a prank

Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:47:33 Post No.38338570
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:47:33 Post No. 38338570 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anybody else here find it hard to keep themselves organized on a day to day basis?

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2017-07-20 02:48:25 Post No.38497961
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:48:25 Post No. 38497961 [Report] [View this topic]

>3 years ago
>have bad social anxiety growing up, had few friends, felt isolated, no chance of meeting girls
>decide to get tinder
>match with this absolutely stunning girl, with model tier looks (not even joking)
>put a lot of effort into formulating funny and interesting conversation, and not being boring or creepy
>end up getting her number
>first date goes amazing, never felt this confident talking to a girl before, she's so nice, polite and friendly
>start seeing each other, but things go really slow
>eventually agrees to stay over at mine
>try to initiate sex, but tells me she is a virgin and never had a sexual experience
>i am gobsmacked, how could this girl be so beautiful and never had sex
>don't want to be pushy, so carry on taking things slow
>gradually seeing each other more, and escalate to more foreplay and eventually oral sex
>finally try to have sex
>couldn't fit dick in
>tried several times to no avail, hurts even when i finger her
>don't see her that often because of living situations which means we don't even have many opportunity to try and have sex
>almost certain she has vaginismus
>still can't fit dick in
>tfw still a virgin
>literally been cockblocked by her vagina for nearly 3 years

am i the biggest cuck ever?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:10:37 Post No.38498228
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>>38497961
>was actually real and not a Tinder bot.

Well, you beat me, so, no.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:12:57 Post No.38498254
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>>38497961
Your problem is that you don't put your dick in a traps dickhole when you fuck it, its too small. Surprised you even got your fingers into it

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:19:59 Post No.38498353
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>>38497961
Exactly the same situation down to a t my friend, except I only bore it for 2 years before getting out. Also she had zero libido and was too immature to talk about sex, then when I broke it off she's out fucking some guy 3 months later. Crazy bitch, left me with many mental disorders and serious trust issues hah..

Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:47:09 Post No.38338567
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:47:09 Post No. 38338567 [Report] [View this topic]

I think I might unironically be mildly retarded

what do

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2017-07-13 05:42:06 Post No.38338495
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:42:06 Post No. 38338495 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do people post bait it's so retarded.
>LMAO I'M RETARDED LMAO LMAO
>OMG LOOK AT ALL THE RETARDS ACTUALLY THINKING I'M RETARDED LMAO LMAO
>UH HEY DUMBFUCKS I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD THANKS FOR THE (YOU)S TEEHEE

What do they get out of it? It's been a thing on 4chan for years. I can understand being facetious for comedy but honestly what does anybody get out of trolling? I think it's just insecure and stupid people afraid of BEEing themselves because one little criticism of them being like regular fucking humans would shatter their fragile redditor ego. Maybe it's just redditors who fell for the epic 4chan is a trolling website because it's anonymous and there are no upbvotes. >What's self moderation POOPOO LOL YOU GUYS ARE DUMB I'M ONLY A FAKE IDIOT YOU HAVE BEEN RUSED!!

S4S is the worst board and self-deprecating idiots are barely human.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:51:55 Post No.38338643
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>>38338495
this is some next level b8 anon

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:32:46 Post No. 38338368 [Report] [View this topic]

what do you think of this girl r9k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaitZ6WcdSg

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:34:58 Post No.38338395
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think that bitch retarded

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:51:25 Post No.38338636
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:51:25 Post No.38338636 [Report]

this response piece makes some salient points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN1ru6_u8lY

Anonymous
2017-07-20 02:36:11 Post No.38497833
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:36:11 Post No. 38497833 [Report] [View this topic]

am i manipulative or something

i was talking with a girl and i tell her that i wanna die because im alone and nobody loves me and she now wanna come to my house, she invited me to her house

am i gonna have sex?

i am virgin btw

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:55:24 Post No.38498037
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>>38497833
Kys faggot, she just feels bad for you your not getting laid you pathetic worm

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:58:11 Post No.38498065
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she's going to make you pull down your pants, then she's going to point and laugh at your dick

after about 30 minutes of humiliation, she might give you enough pitty for a handjob.

go for it op!

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>>38498037
this lol. And people consider themselves "le gentlemen" on this site... god op, thinking youre gonna get laid just for this

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:34:33 Post No. 38497809 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't know why i bought a cellphone

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:35:58 Post No.38497826
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At least i can hear music

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:36:50 Post No.38497836
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:36:50 Post No.38497836 [Report]

ive had an iphone 5s since it came out and can't be bothered getting anything else because i barely use it

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:36:54 Post No.38497840
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You can't get ghosted if you don't meet anyone, ha ha take that roasties!

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2017-07-13 05:31:06 Post No.38338341
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:31:06 Post No. 38338341 [Report] [View this topic]

Yea lil white boi

YOU GUNNA BE MY LITTLE SISSY WHEN U GROW UP

*BRAAAAP*

Smell my fart white boi

Thats a good little white boy

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2017-07-13 05:26:51 Post No.38338259
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:26:51 Post No. 38338259 [Report] [View this topic]

Sad or feels image thread

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Truckerfag (ID: !!+KSIm6sOufE) 2017-07-13 05:31:55 Post No.38338353
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It's an /o/ feel, but robots should look into it.

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:31:55 Post No.38338354
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Oh god...
My second grade teacher got us all a copy of that book on our last day. She even wrote us a little note on the inside cover.

I'm sorry I turned out to be such a failure. ;_;

Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:05:05 Post No.38338799
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Bump to revive

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:29:59 Post No. 38497758 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do I have this sick desire to be a woman?

I don't want this feeling anymore.

When I look at other girls I feel jealous that I can't be like them. I consume feminine media. I don't relate to other guys well. I just wish I was born a girl.

What's wrong with me? I don't want to be a transexual or have these weird thoughts anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:32:08 Post No.38497787
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>>38497758
you have what is known as AGP.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:34:17 Post No.38497805
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>>38497787
What's AGP? I've never heard of that before.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:34:29 Post No.38497807
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My dog just got away, fuck

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:21:39 Post No. 38338170 [Report] [View this topic]

>BMI of 22
>still have huge gut

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:19:36 Post No. 38338139 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do people say that SoCal is unaffordable when there are tons of houses available?

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unknown (ID: !ctAeRdFAkI) 2017-07-13 05:21:32 Post No.38338168
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>>38338139
since when does available mean affordable?

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:32:19 Post No.38338361
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>>38338168
look at the prices they're cheap as chips

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>>38338139
>Why do people say that SoCal is unaffordable when there are tons of houses available?
tons of houses, tons of people

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:18:21 Post No. 38338127 [Report] [View this topic]

>in college course
>teacher encourages introverts to speak up and contribute to the conversation
>try to say something
>get interrupted or ignored literally every time
welp
thats what i get for listening to normies

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:36:34 Post No.38338423
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>>38338127
Calm, clear and concise. Keep your inputs to group conversations open ended and actually be thoughtful when responding

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>>38338423
Also raise your hand.

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