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Anonymous
2017-07-13 06:13:00 Post No.38338911
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:13:00 Post No. 38338911 [Report] [View this topic]

How much salt water from the ocean do I need to drink to kill myself?

Will a gallon work?

(5'6, 115 lb male)

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:16:14 Post No.38338973
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Not sure about salt water, but if you just keep chugging normal water and dont pee you can cause your red blood cells to burst and die that way. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6261509.stm its been done before but probably gonna suck getting there

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>>38338911
ahahaha you will just make yourself puke, son

Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:17:21 Post No.38338994
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>>38338973
how would one "not pee"

Anonymous
2017-07-20 03:02:54 Post No.38498123
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:02:54 Post No. 38498123 [Report] [View this topic]

>work at at a small convenience store
>a small qt girl just started a week ago
>first time meeting her because we are working together
>try to flirt with her and make her laugh and it goes fine without me sperging out
fastforward 5 days
>she asks me if she can tell me why she is angry
>say that the guy she is dating is making her angry because he slept in during an exam
>
>
AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M KEKED INTO THE FRIEND ZONE
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:05:36 Post No.38498158
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kys normo

no sympathy for cucks

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:07:43 Post No.38498191
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>>38498158
why? im a KHV

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:09:52 Post No.38498222
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>>38498123
Just be friendzoned? Who gives a fuck.

One day you'll realize the wisdom in the above two sentences.

Anonymous
2017-07-13 06:10:10 Post No.38338876
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:10:10 Post No. 38338876 [Report] [View this topic]

I now completely believe that death is a comfy thing. I feel actual comfort when I think about being dead, it's just so completely worry free. No bad days, shitty feelings, whatever it is. Just peace. Anyone else feel this way?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:11:55 Post No.38338900
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All men die lad.

Anonymous
2017-07-20 02:58:31 Post No.38498070
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:58:31 Post No. 38498070 [Report] [View this topic]

mrw I don't have a qt kgf

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:00:45 Post No.38498094
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they all look the same
same plastic nose
same plastic chin
same everything.

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Korean women seem pretty scary/mental and fake though, man, not to mention they also seem westernized to the point of being gross like western women too. To be fair I don't know enough about Korean women though, and these are broad generalizations based on surmisings from intuition.

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life sucks... oh well.

Anonymous
2017-07-13 06:07:30 Post No.38338838
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:07:30 Post No. 38338838 [Report] [View this topic]

Discuss ERP

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:09:38 Post No.38338869
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>>>/trash/

There you go.

Orig

Anonymous
2017-07-20 02:53:55 Post No.38498024
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:53:55 Post No. 38498024 [Report] [View this topic]

when did you realize joji was cute af

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:56:57 Post No.38498056
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>>38498024
Makes fun music with chinks too.
https://youtu.be/m9l3_6yNjrs

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:58:36 Post No.38498071
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Hafu's should just stick with Asians. We look too weird to fit in elsewhere, no matter how perfect and eloquent our verbal abilities are.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:58:56 Post No.38498074
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>>38498024
newest filthy frank was shit. his channel is now basically "pink guy: the musical"

Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:57:47 Post No.38338720
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:47 Post No. 38338720 [Report] [View this topic]

>trying to find a full time job above that pays above minimum wage as a college dropout

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:59:18 Post No.38338743
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>>38338720
"Champ, it's all about persistence -- and persistence pays off. I'm taking you to look for a job, and we won't take no for an answer until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you're the right man for the job. Now go out there and get 'em, Champ."

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>>38338720

I feel you man. I don't wanna go back to sales

Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:36:06 Post No.38339244
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>>38338720
Truck driving
Labouring
Machine driving
Front/Back End loaders
Excavators
Bobcats etc

Anonymous
2017-07-20 02:52:39 Post No.38498008
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:52:39 Post No. 38498008 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your relationship with your mother like?

Do you banter together?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:56:52 Post No.38498054
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damn. i wish i could call my mommy a cunt

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>>38498008
i /banterous/ here

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:02:25 Post No.38498117
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>>38498008
My mum and I have the best bants when we're walking the dog together. She also talks a lot of shit about my dads side of the family

sion
Desktop / Wallpaper thread 2017-07-13 05:54:09 Post No.38338683
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Desktop / Wallpaper thread sion 2017-07-13 05:54:09 Post No. 38338683 [Report] [View this topic]

Last one turned into a talk about 7zip or something, judge my shitty cluttered desktop and ill judge yours.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:06:13 Post No.38338817
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>Fnatic

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dunno what to tell ya man, i've got a slideshow cycling through my /b/ folder on dual monitors, no icons, and floating taskbars on autohide

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:52:10 Post No. 38498004 [Report] [View this topic]

>buy large sample of uranium ore online. make sure geiger counter readings are dangerous
>place under bed or near wherever you sleep
>continue life as normal, pretending it isn't there, telling no one
>eventually, cancer diagnosis
>dump uranium ore in the woods
>die

easiest way out. not quick, maybe painful towards the end, but easy

try to at least enjoy some of the sympathy from family/friends after the diagnosis, and take advantage of a life insurance policy to be paid out to someone you care about

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:03:28 Post No.38498134
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>>38498004
Where do you get uranium

Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:04:48 Post No.38498146
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>>38498004
Cancer is a terrible way to die. No way. Not trying that shit at all.

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>>38498146
are you serious? you don't even notice it.

Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:51:18 Post No.38338633
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:51:18 Post No. 38338633 [Report] [View this topic]

>order nuggies at mcd's
>throw away receipt
>dont remember order number
>realize i wont know which order is mine
>sift through their trash can to find it before i realize i look stupid
>panic and run out the door

someone else MUST have done this before

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:05:22 Post No.38338800
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:05:22 Post No.38338800 [Report]

Retard you fucking wasted your money what the fuck

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>>38338633
>>38338800
this thread has good dubs

Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:10:57 Post No.38338884
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>>38338858
That retard has wasted his fucking money can you believe that

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2017-07-20 02:50:41 Post No.38497984
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:50:41 Post No. 38497984 [Report] [View this topic]

I've got this lump in the foreskin of my penis and I'm kind of nervous. It's been there a few weeks, and I actually thought it went away until recently. It's pretty noticable, and again it's actually *in* the foreskin, not attached to the shaft or anything. It gets hard when I do, otherwise it's pretty soft. Do you guys think I'm okay?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:51:45 Post No.38498000
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get a check up anon. this sounds bad

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>>38497984
Snip snip goy

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:53:50 Post No.38498021
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>>38498000
I will. I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty scared.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:50:45 Post No. 38338627 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw tall, hairy, deep-voiced guy but secretly want to crossplay

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2017-07-20 02:48:56 Post No.38497968
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Anonymous (ID: !WBRXcNtpf.) 2017-07-20 02:48:56 Post No. 38497968 [Report] [View this topic]

>Get prescribed antibiotics >Take half and stop when I feel better

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:51:25 Post No.38497992
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:51:25 Post No.38497992 [Report]

Take all of it anon, it's good for you

Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:54:24 Post No.38498028
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:54:24 Post No.38498028 [Report]

>taking jewbiotics

Your just taking Jewish nano bots

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>>38497968
>not taking any and all antibiotics to create drug-resistant superbacteria to wipe out the normalfags
You are but an apprentice in the dark arts.

Anonymous
Fembots help me 2017-07-13 05:50:18 Post No.38338620
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Fembots help me Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:50:18 Post No. 38338620 [Report] [View this topic]

>read x reader fan fiction again

Make it stop

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