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Should have licked it like a good sissy boy

>>39547504
I didn't even like it, I just wanted to show my oneitis how much of a man I am. I know I have autism.

>>39547530
Cuck is a good word in a traditional sense. Work your way into being his sissy cum dump, its the only way chad will let his guard down with you around her.

>>39547338

Don't eat them.

>>39547370

Eat them. They taste like pop rocks.

>>39547370
Why, what happens if I eat them?

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>>39547264
Here's the inside cover page, some interesting picture and information maybe?

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>>39547355
And here's the table of contents! A lot of entries and knowledge available, which would you like to see? I think I'll show a few if there's any interest, and then consider more if people like it.

>>39547264
tell me how to kill a 'skinwalker' or 'fleshgait' or whatever spookie shit that lurks innawoods

inb4 just fuck it

>>39547244
I only like sweet boipussi

>>39547244
yes
i wish they liked me

If a guy calls a girl sweet and cutex100000000000, what does it mean?

Does he like her or is it a thing like "nice weather out there mate"?

>>39547224
bc you post anime girls but irl ur a nasty masculine hairy dude

Literally filth, the post. Remedy: bleach baptism.

>>39547265
>>39547284
Post your boipucci anons I need a fap

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inb4 dead thread123

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>>39547180
Yippie-key-yi-yay motherfucker!

here'ss myy bumpp guyss

>>39547114
What's her name? Is this from youtube?

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>>39547226
Yep, prettiest girl on youtube and funny too.

>>39547226
It is a tranny from youtube. Borderline sjw.

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I did the NEET thing for a few years.

It was fun at first but did weird things to my head- even hobbies like reading, hiking and watching movies suffered because I couldn't concentrate. My sleep pattern was ruined. I couldn't talk with people. My attention and patience with people was destroyed. I went from a pretty easy-going guy to a paranoid mess who was always on edge and kind of a dick. I found myself drinking too much and being angry all the time.

I wouldn't recommend it unless you are 100% disabled. That lifestyle gets really old, really fast.

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Absolutely same here dude.

>>39547110
i'm the same

best advice i can give is to find something to be into, which costs pretty serious cash

maybe a nice car or travel

but yeah, i'm a neet too, no real desire for anything except video games and pizza right now

hm no ones asking the right questions

>not choosing based elliot rodger as your waifu

>>39548027
>implying Dylan and Eric aren't /our guys/

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Will you buy me some? I'm only 19

>hand the cashier exact change before he even totals because i know how much my handle of bottom shelf vodka costs down to the penny

$14.11 for 1.75L of gut rot what a deal

>>39547036
looks like you're waiting another hour then

I like it when the story about someone being an idiot already includes their punishment for being an idiot.

>>39546986
Angry with my dad for not loving me
Happy that I'm enjoying vidya again

>>39546986
sad i relapsed on meth 2 days ago
happy i relapsed on meth 2 days ago
>tfw u fail the street sign captcha god i am just the epitome of a dysfuntional human being

>>39546986
Angry that I only have a 6 inch dick
Happy that I've got a promotion and a raise.

>>39546985
number 24

>>39546985
They all look disgusting in this picture. I think it's the color.
25, I guess

>>39546985
>17
>2
>4
>6
>10
>21
>19(if ur into cameltoes)
5 and 23 are pushing it

>>39546920
It can't is the problem,stupid trap male.

>>39546920
>My boipucci is ovulating. What do?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39547856
No you are just lying I can feel how wet it is there.

Bumping thread just because

Redpill me on Welcome to the NHK, is it good?

>>39547450
Watch it because everyone on 4chan has seen it

It sucks though, kinda gets good toward the end, kinda

>>39546863
I mean I'm in the same boat just a 24 khv. Completely independent, been on my own for awhile. Bought a nice phone, don't use it for shit except to text my dealer or receive a check in call now and then from family members I barely know.

Am I truly a robot? I feel like one, I'm just not a neet.

>>39546863
>>39546930
Yeah lads we are robots. I'm about to be in the same boat as you guys getting my first real job. I'm 25 and V. If you want to break the cycle you need to start now. We only have a few years left and when 30 hits you are pretty much out of the pool for the 20 year old girls which are the most attractive. If you have a good phone and stuff i'd at least give tinder or dating apps a try, nothing to lose.

>>39547020
How am I supposed to break the cycle when I'm the gender that is supposed to be perfect? I'm a fembot. But for whatever reason my brain doesn't work that way. I enjoy the company of robots and have truly for all these years because I relate better. I don't go out, I don't like going out, I don't like flirting and I'm terrible at it anyway. I'm not promiscuous and I don't take 2 hours to get ready. Maybe 10 mins after my shower so I can brush my hair and get dressed. I'm not a slob, I take care of myself, I'm just not that girl. So most of the time I'm friendzoned, because I'm actually just another one of the guys. Because I don't put myself out there because it's just not me.