I posted a thread earlier this week about this girl from Asia that i matched on tinder. Well, i was suspicious before because of her forwardness but now i am not. We have videochatted so i have seen her face and heard her voice live, i have seen her facebook with pictures that support the things she's saying, etc. She is on a holiday here and we are going to meet in a few days. It's happening brobots.
Only thing is: She does not speak English very well and only a few snippets of the native language of my country. She understands me if i chop up my English to make it less fluent, but it is still kind of a language barrier. Any advice how to make talking go as smooth as possible? We can text just fine, but in real life it might be different.
/mfw
I'VE FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME
Kneel down and cum on the 2d figurine.
>>38498431
I WONDER WHY YOU'RE SO NOR-MIE
>>38498462
Yes I shall wait and reeeeed
>tfw take a majority girl paper for uni
>Still no pussy
Literally failing on easy mode guys
WHO'S IN THE BUNKER, WHO'S IN THE BUNKER? I HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH, I HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT
YOU LOST YOUR SOUL, HIS FORCE TOO MIGHTY, MAN TO MAN I BET YOU FALL, I BET YOU FALL, HE STALKS AT NIGHT, DARKNESS SURROUNDS YOU, THE WITCHING HOURS FINALLY COME
TAKE THE MONEY RUN
TAKE THE MONEY RUN
TAKE THE MONEY
My girlfriend's vagina smells like sweaty underarms
Come one, come all. Share your horribly depressing life story, or just lurk and call everyone a faggot in your head. Whatever floats your boat space robots.
If you're bored, give me your advice on breaking up with my girlfriend.
>dating 8 months
>she moved in 5 months ago
>prolly a 6/10 but it's kk cus I'm 5/10 on good day
>she's way more attached than I am
>very emotionally volatile
>sometimes throws things at me when not angry
What do I do? I was thinking of writing her a letter but I don't know how that'd go over. I just don't want her to throw stuff at me. She's a nice person but I don't see a future with her. She wants a husband and kids, I'm just not husband and kids kind of material. Plus my cats have never liked her so that's a big vote against her.
In uni studying architecture. some stupid fucking shit that I don't even want, my parents made me go to uni if not they'll kick me out of the house. My true passion is computer stuff but didn't wanna go cos I thought it would just make me more robot and I rly wanted to get rid of my robothood (ha ha) I also didnt want to destroy my one true passion because all my computer skills I picked up by myself, so I felt it was a waste to go to school for them.
Skipped all the social camps and shit because autism, have no friends, forced to do group work with dumbfucks, skip 80% of lectures because no one to sit next to and fucking boring, basically wasting parent's money (I tried to stop them but o well) and more importantly years of my youth. Doing above average because kinda smart but not remarkable either.
Fucking suck at presentations too because anxiety. spill spaghetti at every single instance, normies laugh and tutors get angry. Makes me even more autism
About to graduate and have zero close friends. Zero connections. Zero internships. Zero accolades. Basically if youre not a normie uni is fucking useless as fuck. stupid fucking parents still keep trying to make me into a normie lmao. summer break now and I spent most of it in my room learning crypto.
Anyone basically wasted their time in uni?
Also tips to fellow robots considering uni: GO FOR AN AUTISM DEGREE. comp sci/engineering. YOU CAN NEVER SHED YOUR ROBOTHOOD ITS A LIE REEEEE
>>38341370
Yep. Don't know what I'm going to end up doing. It's way past the point where I'll have a successful career in anything at my age. I'll probably just be working something dead end and miserable the rest of my life, so I imagine it'll be even worse than it is now.
Think I'll drive somewhere pretty and watch the sunset then shoot myself before I go through that. Don't think I can take the slow decline from where I am now, which already feels like nowhere.
yeah buddyboyo ur wasting ur life away with that shit. undefaultable debt and ur automation etc etc t.bh why u doing that just b urself and look good and ascend and slay hoes and if ur ugly just lookmax or just dont try and relax and game and shitpost tb.h
t.bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLESEobnFU
join the army dipshit
Do you use an ahegao avatar on your profiles in media?
>that feel when no FBI - Female Body Inspector shirt
>>38341108
>tfw no MILF - Man I Love Farming shirt
>>38341160
Damn I need to get me one of those as well.
>tfw you will never have a friend as good as as lars erikcson in your life
literally dragged his friend tim from the depths of hell back to earth. im 30 and working at mcwagie's. wtf are you doing with your life?
>>38341002
>lars erikcson
nice job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZd3TaRLxsi actually like them desu, met Lars when I was 11 and he was chill, gave me his pick and some stickers
basically since I was a young teen, I had toothache because of a physical trauma that happened during another dentist visit, but I always just tried bearing with the pain as best as I could , its a root problem. and a few years ago it finally got so bad, I had to visit the dentist , then he bore a hole into one tooth to get the root out because it was chronically inflammed for no reason... but it didnt help so I had to go another 2 times where he just repeated it... but it still wasnt entirely fixed, turned out the neighbouring tooth had the same and it was treated 2 times and only after that, its mostly gone (still not entirely but as good as fixed)
there was another dentist story
but, Ill leave it at this for now
ok back to the topic of photos
your arms are so skinny
I think I could win in a fight afterall
Precision > Strength
man, sorry to hear that. Did it cost a lot of money too?
>finally get into a normal sleeping schedule
>enjoy my mornings
>can't sleep one night
>fuck
>end up relapsing into a robot schedule
what good is my religion if my god is an asshole who loves fucking around with me
I solved that problem by getting a soul crushing job that i need to get up at 5am every weekday for
I wish I could unsolve it without becoming homeless
Organized religion is retarded
No I'm not an atheist or agnostic
Actually gnosis is the only redeeming quality about religion
>>38340926
I'm really exhausted and depressed. No matter what I do, I can never get my energy level right. If I become too stimulated during the day, I won't get to sleep at night and then I'm fucked for the week.
It's taking it's toll. Everything's taking it's toll, slowly but surely. The end's coming soon, I hope.
>tfw it was all just a dream and im gonna wake up any minute nowr-right guys
Had a dream that I genuinely though I was losing my mind. It was Wack, bros
Hello /r9k/ i was wondering if i could get some advice for something that my friend told me recently.
We were discussing another friend's depression, and he told me how I could never understand that friend's feelings, as I have never experienced "real depression". I am curious, what is real depression? Does there need to be a "legitimate" reason or cause for the depression? maybe that is what he meant by that. also inb4 having friends and being on r9k
>>38340845
Depression, like any other mental illness, is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain. It could be triggered by a stressful event but the hormones in your brain don't switch off the emotions. It is a long-term. Depression isn't someone's fault, the result of weakness, or anything in particular. Someone could have a perfectly normal life and still get depression. You're only more prone to it due to stress. Your friend hasn't simply got a case of the blues, anon.
"I'm dyimg for sure this time, again."
I've really gotta stop smoking. And I don't want to fall asleep for fear of dying in my sleep.
>fear of dying
Normie...
>>38340799
I feel you anon. I've got chest pains just all over the place, no specific area in there. I don't smoke, I'm pretty young, I eat healthy, and its scaring me to death that I dont know what it is. Anyone?
>>38341627
Go see a doctor if your worried about it