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Lets get a good feels rolling!

So for me, I have been having rectal bleeding for the past three weeks and there is a good chance I might have colon cancer and die of natural death soon and leave this world of loneliness and sorrow alone!
Feels Good Man!


Anything good been happening to you recently?

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When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?
HRT and SRS present new problems for the professional. As your tools improve, so do your standards. There was a time, I was happy enough to take off a wart or two, or turn a real circus freak into something you can show in the daylight. But that was then, when we took what we got, but with gene therapy and plastic surgery... the flesh becomes clay. What excuse do we have not to sculpt, and sculpt, and sculpt robots, until they really become the girls that they are inside because they're such beta males?

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>tfw no girl to speak shitty, beginner level Japanese with

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what happened to rose? Is she officially old news?

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My shitty lifestyle has led to my eyes being fucked up big time, I spent all days in front of the computer and stayed up all night, my eyes were dry and suddenly stung, went to bed but in the morning they were still extremely dry.

I've had this for 3 years now, can't play computer games, watch tv, read, anything that stresses my eyes.. I have been almost completely disabled for periods, one period for almost a whole year. Lying in bed with eyes closed because it was so bad.

This last year my problems even became worse, now my tear producing gland in the left eye is acting up, extreme pain especially when in front of a computer screen, it gets inflamed, maybe some autoimmune disorder(cauesed by my unhealthy lifestyle i bet) or this latest thing an infection perhaps, who knows, the doctors I see are pretty much retarded, I've lost all respect for doctors and started to hate them since this happened.

Be happy you have working eye you eye-normies.

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Why are manlets so angry and bitter all the time?

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>70 calories per cookie
Fucking Christ, no wonder you're so fat.

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What's worse: a man being short, or a woman being small chested

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>Oh, Anon~~~!! Is that an erection in your pants or are you just happy to see me? :)

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Anyone here tried going to a hooker? How is real sex different from jerking off? I wanna fug at least once to know how it feels but I don't know if it's worth spending money in.

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Why do girls post nudes on the internet? It shouldn't bug me but it does

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Qu'est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend ?

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Nigga treating a slut like a slut kek

i love american niggas, they are so based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZ1K34Dcw8

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please help me robots.
does anyone have the video where there's it's a picture of wojak and the audio over the top is a woman berating someone? it might be a secret recording of someones mom having a tirade against her useless NEET son.

she says things like "when are you going to do something with your life?" and "you just sit here day in day out at your little computer".

pls help

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Anyone else come to r9k just to lmao at peoples lives?