File: Capture - Copy (2).jpg (49KB, 506x607px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 506x607px
>told mom to fuck off i dont want to eat pizza i need to lose weight for a materialistic whore that only cares about looks today
she was somehow proud of me
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 1490077927381.jpg (195KB, 1080x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
195KB, 1080x1080px
How do I force myself to look a girl in the eye and smile at her? I try to do it but my body adamantly says no. For example I was on the train near a qt girl and for the whole hour tried to get myself to turn my head and smile at her, but it felt like forcing two giant fucking negative magnet poles together
>inb4 just do it/just bee urself
Preferably advice from someone who once couldn't do it but now can.
16 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
Find out why you're forcing yourself, and why you can't do it naturally.
It sounds like you're fighting an inner issue and don't want to be with girls right now, sort your shit out first. Only your primal instinct of procreation wants you to smile at a girl. And your lust for pussy, homie.
>>
>>38499169
It's all just practice. You try, you fail, you try again. It get's a little easier every time. Your fears of failure and rejection are ruling your life. It's better to fail a million times than never try at all.
>>
I'm like that sometimes. If I'm talking to a girl and her eyes are literally fixated on me I will look into her eyes as long as I can before I glance away (while still talking to her, that is). You just need to focus on their eyes less or something, I guess. Look at slightly above or below them.
File: cokacoka.jpg (31KB, 472x461px) Image search:
[Google]
31KB, 472x461px
bring me this cocaine nigger, bring me that latinoamerican product from bolivia *snorts* hhmmm yeah real shit right here *long snort*
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
>watch porn
>see circumcised genitalia
>turn it off
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
Me too buddy they're pretty disgusting
>>
>>38499164
>looks at the cock while watching porn
What are you, gay?
>>
File: jungle_girl_sinks_in_quicksand__2_by_a_020-d5dyut0.jpg (62KB, 600x424px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 600x424px
>>38499386
I'm just kidding kind of I don't generally watch pornography with any dicks let alone mutilated ones.
File: IMG_2170.png (30KB, 400x400px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 400x400px
>tfw a nice anon spends time to help you out with a problem or question
4 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38343548
r u the guy insecure about his dick size
don't worry man, just give her to ol' lickaroo
>>
File: 1441909889583.png (475KB, 691x801px) Image search:
[Google]
475KB, 691x801px
>Tfw you feel satisfied with something you've been working on
>Tfw you manage to achieve something you've been working towards
>Tfw it's light at about 5am and it's still deadly quiet outside, aside from the birds chirping and the distant sounds of industry working away
>>
File: 1499567220888.png (10KB, 386x378px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 386x378px
6-8 years ago there was a music video to a anime I used to watch. It was a Nico video so it got taken down and I remember seeing it in my "Liked videos" as my first liked video. I've gone tooth and nail to find it ever since then and just 30 minutes ago I finally found it and have been listening straight to it since then
It's the small things in life that matter to you.
File: images.jpg (8KB, 200x200px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 200x200px
I GOT DESIGNER FROM HEAD TO MY TOE
IM OFF A XAN AND MY BITCH OFF THE COKE
I GOT GIVENCHY ALL OVER MY COAT
IM OFF THAT X AND I JUST POURED A 4
IM ON THE MOLLY
IM ON THE BEAN
IM ON THE MOLLY
IM ON THE BEAN
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38343469
YEAH NICCUH KEEP SPITTIN DAT FIRE FO SHO
File: 1470257891159.jpg (50KB, 600x600px) Image search:
[Google]
50KB, 600x600px
I don't even recognize you anymore.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
Anonymous
Stories that make you sound autistic 2017-07-13 12:43:51 Post No.38343371
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Stories that make you sound autistic 2017-07-13 12:43:51 Post No.38343371
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: IMG_1065.jpg (13KB, 495x297px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 495x297px
Stories that make you sound autistic
Anonymous
2017-07-13 12:43:51
Post No. 38343371
[Report]
[View this topic]
ITT: how autistic you were as a kid
Alright, let's begin.
>be me
>in my old house, few old documents
>my mom is fixing some files
>finds my old school files, back in elementary
>starts enumerating the various things on the paper
>one particular paper
>apparently, I was fucking edgy back then
>i wanted a dog named acheron
>i wanted to read shakespeare
>i put on personality "philosophical, weird, smart, patient"
>hurr durr i like classical music
>mfw
Any robots here with autism incarnate stories?
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>be 9
>walking home from school
>find skateboard
>hyped as fuck
>dance around with skateboard
>singing "it's my skateboaardd, yeah"
>start grinding on skateboard on the front porch
>sister comes home with friend
>whatthefuckareyoudoing.gif
>shameful sprint to nearby forest
>stay in a tree until dark
File: phE4D7f.jpg (102KB, 1200x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 1200x1600px
my girth is like this
what do u think of the girth of my penis
10 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
painful. especially if its going into a hole..
do you have to use 2 hands to masturbate?
>>
File: 1481024286813.png (26KB, 892x895px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 892x895px
>>38499011
I can take a deodorant like this in my ass with ease
>>
>>38499011
>a fucking chode
Makes me glad mine's an overstuffed Oscar Meyer.
File: 14988699898001255213704.jpg (30KB, 640x384px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 640x384px
Anyone have a link to her vods?
2 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 19 - dgSnVtJ.gif (2MB, 222x246px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 222x246px
fent lookin ass hoe
File: 1499434047979.png (308KB, 1575x997px) Image search:
[Google]
308KB, 1575x997px
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A GF
My job is a dead end as far as meeting girls goes and so are my fat dorky friends
I'm decent looking and I can pretend I'm normal, but where the fuck do I even start
4 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Most people meet their gfs through friends, social events or work.
So, meet the friends of your friends or experiment with different clubs and groups based on your interests.
>>
>>38343293
force interactions with qts by being involved in things where they have to talk with you
>>
>>38343293
my ex was going at a gas station.
took me 6 years to ask her out.
hang in there.
File: 1497494208878.png (15KB, 494x336px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 494x336px
Bonus for rares
2 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1497435427396.png (195KB, 1600x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
195KB, 1600x1000px
I think this is my favourite
File: Screen Shot 2017-07-20 at 12.07.40 PM.png (392KB, 476x608px) Image search:
[Google]
392KB, 476x608px
How do I get a Stacy gf? Pic related is a Stacy who goes to my college.
27 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38498974
Become Chad, dearest anon
>>
>>38498974
>Step 1
Give up
>>
>>38498995
but my mommy says I should accept myself just the way I am
File: 1471035834081.jpg (44KB, 633x758px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 633x758px
>On the bus
>Highschool couple infront of me talking about what they're going to do to each other
>tfw 25yo and yet to even experience kissing
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 2017-04-30-00-19-19-1.png (5KB, 479x393px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 479x393px
>want to father people on this board
>people will take my sympathy and caring as if i am using and abusing them
>or even worse they will think i dont care at all,or am using them for validation
Why is it hard to understand that someone genuinely cares about you? I do and i hope all of you have a great day. And if you can't just know that someone out there beleives in you.
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
You don't see how people who have had such shitty lives would be distrustful of others? Fuck you, FAGGOT.
>>
>>38343272
I do understand that. I just wish people saw more trust in me. Not everyone is out to get you.