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>tfw still virgin and single
>ywn catch STDs
>ywn get cucked
>ywn have to spend your money on useless shit
>ywn break up and get your heart broken forever
>you have all the time in the world to do what you want

Feels good man
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wait for normo to claim sour grapes.


Their rhetoric is entirely predictable at this point
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>Have car
>Have my own apartment
>Have a job
>Studying something Im extremely good at and enjoy
>Already got few girls confess to me and rejected them
>Normies face when I tell them Im a virgin
Being a robot doesnt mean being pathetic and lonely. It means being successful but CHOOSING to be lonely
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>>38499480
More often it definitely means being pathetic and lonely, most robots hate their life.

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don't know if i can smoke weed anymore

if i cant smoke weed i dont feel like doing any other drugs except for the occasional cup of coffee

what should i even do with myself

i know i shouldn't lay in bed all day again eating snacks and browsing the internet/4chan but i think that's where im headeded

i just dont know what to do with myself. everyone else seems so motivated to DO things but i just cannot be bothered. i dont want anything anymore
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I was just scrolling through my old screenshots and came across this and man, I haven't been this angry in a while.

Do you know how Marine officers are made? Typically these guys come from either the creme of the crop of the Naval Academy, which is essentially 4+ years of constant boot camp/hazing paired with Ivy League tier academics, or they are selected from high tier universities. Afterwards, all that don't go to the Naval Academy go to a 10 to 12 week Officer Candidate School. To even so much as get selected to this, you have to be in peak physical and mental shape. But even then there's only a 50-70% pass rate. OCS acts as a selective boot camp which must be passed to move on.

After OCS, the new Marines go to TBS. TBS is 28 weeks minimum of rigorous training to be a leader of Marines, followed by an additional 12 weeks for infantry, and ANOTHER 6 fucking weeks for armored recon. Only THEN do they truly come out as a bottom line Marine officer. That's anywhere between 28 to 58 weeks of nonstop physical and mental training and testing.

So apparently this anon was athletic and smart, went through all that, met all those requirements, and yet still there wasn't good enough for women because, I dunno, maybe he had a less than great face, or was under 6', or liked to be alone sometimes.

I don't even know anymore. Even if you go through all this shit, to be THE ELITE of the military, you're still a gross creepy bitter virgin if you're not a 6'3 confident Chad. What the absolute fuck.
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>>38499314
or they may have assumed he was already taken as a 27 year old marine isn't the usual Chad fuckboy single type
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>>38499314
Because you're thinking with a guy brain. Women don't care that this guy is a badass motherfucker. Only we guys care and are impressed by it.

Women just want this really specific kind of guy, usually a 6'3" Chad like you say. They care about nothing else.
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>>38499314
Some girls have a problem with military husbands, that's all. You fucks need to get over this "nigga syndrome" where if a girl isn't interested it MUST be because she's a vapid whore who's after money or height, granted a lot of them are

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You know when you have virgin genes when your hair grows in a virginal way.

Should i kill myself?
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just shave it orig
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>>38343975
It is normal to an extend, especially for your race. That is why you should get regular maintenance haircuts. Or you learn to do it yourself and save those 5 bucks a month.

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GIRLS LOVE BAD BOYS

but you have to be good looking

violent and good looking = omg hes so protective with me i love him so much

violent and ugly = look at that crazy retard lol call the cops, it's disgusting
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What would make you break up or leave a girl you were previously interested in?
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>>38499300
that girl is literally perfect desu, would breed without hesitation.
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those nipples are beautiful, would suck happily
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>>38499300
Why'd you do this shit to me, OP?

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>father's work partner is a fucking loser who lost his driving license for 3 years
>has to be driven to work by his son
>dad is too much of a pussy to tell him to take a taxi home, so he comes home with him every day and they have to sit in the garage for 4 years and drink alcohol until his wife/son picks him up

now the dipshit is rummaging through our fridge, lol my father is such a fucking pussy outside of abusing his family members

fucking losers
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You have given me keen insight into you life and your relations, have a (YOU) my chum
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>>38499240
your father's work partner sounds like a cool guy
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>>38499240
Your dad works construction or something?

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Plz robots he's high on meth

https://youtu.be/1J6SwAOhe14


Shit is fucking hilarious
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After five years of thinking girls found me unattractive and repulsive due to my looks, I've finally realized that isn't the case

They find me unattractive due to my fucking bland, uninteresting, and unfunny personality

should I just learn a new personality for interactions with girls?
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>>38343854
I know that feel, /soc/ rates me 7-8/10, but I've never learned any useful skills, I've never had a hobby, I've never experienced anything so I have neither funny nor interesting stories to tell, I don't have a quick wit or honed social skills.

All I have is nice looks, a big dick, intelligence and money. To be fair, girls are attracted to me sometimes, but once I open my mouth they just walk away and talk to someone else.
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>There's no guide on how to get an interesting personality.
Imagine this guy stuttering and unable to keep a conversation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXbc9C4dNbQ
>even trannies laugh at beta males and only like Chad

we need christ
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>give presentation from my laptop
>midway proffesor liberal asks me to look something up because he disagrees
>open Microsoft edge because I know Firefox is full of my filthy porn history
>Would you like to restore previous session?
>click no but somehow click yes
>nononono
>My mom's milky tits
>Geizer fucked hard in the ass
>PEANUTBUTTER DOG ASSHOLE
>you can literally heard everyone's shock in the squeak of the chairs
>try to open a new window but just open up a new tab instead
>accept defeat and continue to argue with professor about how Jesus could have been white (e.g. Kurdish)
>tabs remain legible at the top of the screen
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>Kurds
>white

Holy shit this race science autism has gone too far.
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>>38499254
White features, whatever man. Lots of them have blue eyes and light hair.
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>>38499223
I had a similar problem where I had to go into my email to get a presentation, and unexpectedly that night before class my dad emailed me a bunch of pictures of him fucking some Stacey.

There were like 10 emails in full bold because I hadn't read them, with all caps titles along the lines of "LOOK AT THIS SLUT!!!" and "FUCKED HER GOOD!!!"

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I'm sick of this net neutrality meme. The only people who care about net neutrality are terrorists and pedophiles.
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>>38499188
good bait friend.
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>>38499188
If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
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>>38499188
Well, considering everyone pro-NN is a retard and likely liberal, you very well might be correct.

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Is it beta to orbit a girl if she occasionally throws sex your way?
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>>38343764
No that's not even orbiting, that's called having a healthy friendship with a girl.
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>>38343782
I secretly love her though.
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>>38343764
That's literally how every relationship should be between men and women. Relationship in this context meaning all relationship types like friendships and acquaintanceships, not just romantic/gf/wife type relationships.

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>Lucas remembered Claus's smell.
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She looks so peaceful sleeping.
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literally who???

1234123
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You're a creepy fuck, thats probably your sister, shes sleeping on a bunk bed for fucks sake
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So....is this Eliza? Where did you get(take) this? Are you her sister who obviously caught wind of her troubles cause you live with her but now your the one whose addicted to 4chan lul

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