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>wemon are a myth created by the jews to give wageslaves and neets a reason to live and continue the the cycle of deception

Spread the truth

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:45:28 Post No.38346656
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>>38346618
It's like, have you ever seen a woman in real life? You only ever see them in pictures and videos right?

Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:59:04 Post No.38347770
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:59:04 Post No.38347770 [Report]

Women don`t actually exist at all. All the "women" I`ve talked to IRL were really just guys in drag.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:27:38 Post No. 38500154 [Report] [View this topic]

>he hasn't given up on 3DPD yet
What is your excuse?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:20:51 Post No.38500952
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You're a fucking tryhard poser trying to compensate with memes if you "gave up" on 3D and "resorted" to 2D. 2D should be your first and only choice, not something to fall back on because you can't get your dick wet. Kill yourself meme faggot.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:22:13 Post No.38500979
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>>38500952
this basically
2D>3D in every way

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:23:49 Post No.38501005
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>>38500952
This guy knows the score
>3
>dimensional
>pig
>disgusting

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2017-07-13 04:40:55 Post No.38346587
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:40:55 Post No. 38346587 [Report] [View this topic]

What was the name of the YouTuber who was a young British kid who asked out a girl over the phone ? He always wore a fedora. Also, what youtubers are nostalgic for you?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:58:13 Post No.38347757
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I dont know.

Early Hodgetwins.Pruane2foreva.CopperCab.Teal Swan.That person who was really hard to tell if he/she was boy or girl and used to talk about all new age stuff.

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2017-07-13 04:39:36 Post No.38346565
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:39:36 Post No. 38346565 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I start sucking daddies dick and letting him cum in my boipussy since I can't get a girlfriend?

Pls Help.

(This is the only thing that I can cum to now)

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2017-07-20 05:24:47 Post No.38500115
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:24:47 Post No. 38500115 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you think aging will be reversed in your lifetime?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:25:54 Post No.38500130
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>>38500115
no, I originally do not think that

Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:29:58 Post No.38500187
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:29:58 Post No.38500187 [Report]

>>38500115
I hope so, otherwise I am 100 percent going to blow my fucking brains out.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:30:44 Post No.38500202
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:30:44 Post No.38500202 [Report]

It won't. It's just a pipedream pushed by singularityfags and faggots from /r/futurology.

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:37:52 Post No. 38346536 [Report] [View this topic]

>report a tinder roastie for using the venmo scam
>her account gets deleted

FUCK 12 FUCK 12

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:44:49 Post No.38346644
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>Actually uses tinder

>tinder
>r9k

pick a hell , any hell !

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:36:54 Post No. 38346523 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get the confidence to look at women? Sometimes I notice in public women looking at me and it's probably because I'm really nervous in public. I stare at the floor intensely because I have a fear of eye contact. I go out of my way not to make eye contact making it even weirder.

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Chad ettiquite 2017-07-13 04:28:28 Post No.38346408
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Chad ettiquite Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:28:28 Post No. 38346408 [Report] [View this topic]

>anally nail side chick
>don't wash
>fuck next side bitch with a shit dick

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:22:13 Post No. 38500080 [Report] [View this topic]

lads what the FUCK is wrong with my butt? Only started hurting today after a big shit and now it's so fucking painful. There's not blood it's just sore as fuck. nothing seems to make the pain go away i want to fucking die.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:23:46 Post No.38500099
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>>38500080
Hemorrhoid? Try getting a different chair.

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>>38500080
It's piles. Stop playing with your boipussy. And, guys, that's what happens when you're into traps and all that gay stuff/

Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:24:58 Post No.38500119
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>>38500080

Stop sticking things up your butt

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:25:44 Post No. 38346364 [Report] [View this topic]

>avoid mirrors for months
>forget how bad I look, but it can't be THAT bad, right?
>look in the mirror
>fight the urge to kill myself for several days
>rinse, repeat

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:45:25 Post No.38346655
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I don't mind looking in the mirror head on I just can't turn to the side or move my mouth

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2017-07-20 05:21:56 Post No.38500074
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:21:56 Post No. 38500074 [Report] [View this topic]

We all know that landlords are cheap, thieving sonsabishes who would charge you for the air you breathe if they could. Can we get a landlord hate thread?

>my first apartment about 4 years ago
>notice the hot water tap in the bath/shower doesn't work
>ask the landlord to fix it
>sends a big fat plumber (he could hardly fit in the bathroom) he hired cuz they're mates
>tap is broken again 10 mins after he leaves
>ask landlord to fix it again
>several months later same fatty comes to fix the tap
>spends 4 hours on it and it's broke 10 mins after he leaves
>ask landlord to send a different plumber
>he obviously waits several more months before sending the same fatty
Fuck you fatty, I'm not making no tea for you
>broke again
>tell landlord that I have not been able to take a shower in the whole year I've lived there
>"why didn't you tell me anon"
And that's the story of how I went a year without showering.

I had so many arguments with this asshole but the other stories aren't worth posting. I'm convinced all landlords are sociopaths.

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>>38500074
I have only had good landlords and landladies.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:39:04 Post No.38501246
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:39:04 Post No.38501246 [Report]

I try to be a good landlord, no complaints on this end

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:41:20 Post No.38501292 [Report]

Mine seems to be decent. Then again i am top tier compared to the last tenants of this house based on the stories i have heard. As long as the rent comes in on time he doesnt have to get off of his old ass and call the property manager here in town.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:21:02 Post No. 38500058 [Report] [View this topic]

don't fall for the gf meme, they're hollow. Also it doesn't help existential depression so don't count on it

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:24:30 Post No.38500110
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>>38500058
You're progress is good, anon. Keep it up. You have moved beyond the gf meme. Now you must battle the social and depressed memes.
I believe in you, anon. You can and will do this.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:31:35 Post No.38500206
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:31:35 Post No.38500206 [Report]

Protip: Never bitch about how awful you're feeling over text.

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>>38500206
why? I mean I believe you, I hate texting her in general because we always misinterpret each other, but why specifically a bad mood

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:23:35 Post No. 38346330 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't all women have this kind of pubic hair?

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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:24:58 Post No.38346351
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 04:24:58 Post No.38346351 [Report]

the same reason they draw on eyebrows with crayons they pay a lot for

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