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Anonymous
2017-07-20 05:41:47 Post No.38500352
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:41:47 Post No. 38500352 [Report] [View this topic]
>tfw can barely keep my dick hard anymore
welp robots, that's it, i'm going to die a virgin
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:44:18 Post No.38500390
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Cut your pee pee off in sudoku
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:58:09 Post No.38500608
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>about to have sex for the first time
>"this is gonna be great. all my problems will finally be over"
>can't stay hard and we stop. breakup cause of it and she laughs at me later on facebook
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:01:02 Post No.38500649
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jerking off and death grip fucked me up
Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:57:34 Post No.38347745
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:34 Post No. 38347745 [Report] [View this topic]
>getting ready for college
>dad jokingly tells me to not get any girls pregnant
he really has no idea
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:58:27 Post No.38347763
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>>38347745
Same ggnybtbtnunu
Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:56:21 Post No.38347723
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:56:21 Post No. 38347723 [Report] [View this topic]
>tfw your jaw is fucked up and you cant really do anything about it because youre already too old
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:48 Post No.38347748
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:48 Post No.38347748 [Report]
See, what a real man do is this: not care.

Stop being a woman and just fucking live your life nikka
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:56 Post No.38347749
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:56 Post No.38347749 [Report]
Honestly, looks like a very normal variation. Arguably an attractive look.
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:13:17 Post No.38348008
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:13:17 Post No.38348008 [Report]
>>38347723
im 30 about to get the chad jaw surgery on monday. wish me luck
Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:55:35 Post No.38347715
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:55:35 Post No. 38347715 [Report] [View this topic]
>people that change lanes without turn signals

Are shit drivers
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:59:08 Post No.38347771
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>people going slow in the left lane
>matching the speed of the other slow fuck in the right lane
Fuck off, I hate driving and want to reach my destination asap. Why do these people exist?
Anonymous
2017-07-20 05:41:38 Post No.38500350
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:41:38 Post No. 38500350 [Report] [View this topic]
Who else /smalldick/ here? I'm barely 5 inches and it sucks.
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:42:58 Post No.38500375
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that is not what i would call a small dick.
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:44:24 Post No.38500392
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:44:24 Post No.38500392 [Report]
>>38500375
It's barely 5 inches dude. It's a micro penis to most women
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:46:15 Post No.38500420
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:46:15 Post No.38500420 [Report]
i am a woman.... and that's not even true. may be 5 inches but your dick is girthy
Anonymous
Thread Modes What the fuck do people even mean by 'charisma'? 2017-07-13 05:51:35 Post No.38347649
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Thread Modes What the fuck do people even mean by 'charisma'? Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:51:35 Post No. 38347649 [Report] [View this topic]
What are charismatic people anyway? How do you even define, quantify this shit? You can quantify looks, but charisma?

What is it?
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:53:33 Post No.38347681
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>>38347649

Good posture, lack of tension and high orgastic potency.
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:55:01 Post No.38347704
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:55:01 Post No.38347704 [Report]
its just being very likeable, extroverted, outgoing, full of life and energy, having lots of personality
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:56:30 Post No.38347726
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:56:30 Post No.38347726 [Report]
>>38347649
you can't quantify anything dumbass
that's why autists suffer
they think everything can be quantified
Anonymous
Anon panics 2017-07-13 05:48:52 Post No.38347603
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>be me 5 years ago, 5th grade
>straight A student
>get some shit grade on a test I thought did well
>devastated
>caught up in the sadness, I forget there's 1 more class to attend
>grab my jacket and go outside
>it was dark but I notice my jacket smells a bit different
>it's not my jacket
>being the old autistic me, panic
>ditch the jacket in a nearby bush
>go back for my jacket and see I have to attend the class
>tomorrow
>the guy I took the jacket from smiles and tells me some cleaning lady probably stole it
>"uh-huh"
>mfw
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Pulling the fire alarm 2017-07-13 05:44:40 Post No.38347542
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Pulling the fire alarm Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:44:40 Post No. 38347542 [Report] [View this topic]
Who here pulled the fire alarm when they were a kid even though there wasn't an emergency?
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:46:10 Post No.38347565
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>>38347542
>TFW so beta and a doormat I probably would of just let the fire continue because I would be embarrassed if people would start saying I was a hero if I would f pulled it
>I didn't want to bring attention to myself
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:48:49 Post No.38347602
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>tfw opened the fire exit doors at supermarket as a kid
>alarm triggered
>everybody looks at me
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2017-07-13 05:42:06 Post No.38347502
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:42:06 Post No. 38347502 [Report] [View this topic]
Gonna major in media production @ collage next year
Anyone want inb4 rights for when i fuck it all up and become a neet?
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:13:57 Post No.38348021
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Im midway thru media production at college

Protip: dont
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Why are gays always grinding my gears? 2017-07-13 05:40:55 Post No.38347479
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Why are gays always grinding my gears? Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:40:55 Post No. 38347479 [Report] [View this topic]
Why the fuck are they that delusional? There's no pride in fucking another man's shithole and not being able to reproduce, higher standard than girls my ass

fb /unzucced/posts/242597289590905
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2017-07-13 05:40:33 Post No.38347472
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:40:33 Post No. 38347472 [Report] [View this topic]
>Anon, I heard your hair is thinning. stop being a pussy and shave it off, you will feel much more confident
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:52:48 Post No.38347673
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If trips I will shave my head.
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:56:41 Post No.38347730
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Too smart to have hair
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:28 Post No.38347744
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:57:28 Post No.38347744 [Report]
>>38347472
who you callin pinhead

bloxooo
Anonymous
2017-07-20 05:41:25 Post No.38500347
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:41:25 Post No. 38500347 [Report] [View this topic]
>be locked up in bedroom for couple months because muh criplin depreshion
>start becoming friends with a fly

one week later

>be at dinner with family after church because aunt killed herself
>huge fly comes sitting on my hand but doesnt fly away when i move
>can literally grab her/him between my fingers
>another smaller fly comes sitting on hand aswell
>family notices and gives me weirded out stares
>quickly slap fly on floor
>feel genuinly sorry as the fly just lies on the floor for 20 seconds and then flys off

>mfw i now feel empathy for insects
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:55:13 Post No.38500570
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Why did you hurt him wtf dude
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:56:56 Post No.38500589
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>>38500347
flybro understands why you have to hide your friendship, don't worry
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:57:46 Post No.38500601
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He's going to lay eggs in your ear while you sleep now
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2017-07-13 05:31:15 Post No.38347323
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:31:15 Post No. 38347323 [Report] [View this topic]
damn you guys are fucking pathetic
why don't you all do something to better yourselves like hit the gym
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:46:34 Post No.38347571
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:46:34 Post No.38347571 [Report]
look mummy I posted it again
JUST HIT THE GYM BRAH
Anonymous
2017-07-20 05:36:35 Post No.38500282
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:36:35 Post No. 38500282 [Report] [View this topic]
I want to off myself via shotgun, but I want my cute face to still be intact. is there a way I can do it, or am I going to have to go with a different method?
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:43:03 Post No.38500376
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shotgun to the chest has a 96% fatality rate in suicide range unless your family is near a hospital you will die
and there it is a simple answer you can die is that what you honestly want because your family will learn to hate you for it, your friends will curse you and everyone who has ever cared for you will be in pain please think it through fully but if life is too hard to bear then make your decision
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:44:29 Post No.38500393
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:44:29 Post No.38500393 [Report]
Just take a picture and leave it near your corpse.
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:47:33 Post No.38500438
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:47:33 Post No.38500438 [Report]
>>38500376
>family will learn to hate you for it
don't care about my family
>your friends will curse you
don't have any friends
>everyone who has ever cared for you will be in pain
the only people who have ever cared about me already hate my guts and have suffered in one way or another because of me so i'm kind of indifferent
Anonymous
2017-07-13 05:27:08 Post No.38347250
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 05:27:08 Post No. 38347250 [Report] [View this topic]
>tfw finally having decent poos again
Thank God. I was getting tired of having rabbit poos constantly.
How have your bowel movements been lately robots?
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:03:59 Post No.38347841
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>>38347250
Actually had the first solid one in forever this morning. Pretty nice after eating hydrocodone all week.
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Anonymous 2017-07-13 06:15:44 Post No.38348054
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>>38347250
Pic related. Is there anything wrong with mine?
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