Go on Omegle and put in your interests some of the cringiest things you can think of i.e. mlp, furries, creepypasta, feminism, etc. A lot of the times you will encounter bots posting their kik accounts. ITT message one of the accounts and post results.
nobody was interested in "creeps"
>he hasn't tried this before
They're all phishermen
>send message
>stare at screen for 30 minutes waiting for reply
>finally get reply
>wait for 10 more minutes so I don't seem desperate
What the fuck is wrong with me
Yeah that shit is impossible lad - send the message and then go and do something, if when she replies you happen to be on hand, just reply, fuck playing those games, you don't care, you do what you want.
You need to have a busier life, most people aren't sitting around waiting for someone to answer them.
Except me and you, but we have unhealthy lifestyles.
>>38352392
>>38352536
I try this but I can't focus on anything else because it keeps gnawing at the back of my mind. i can't enjoy anything when I'm thinking like that
my hairline is like this
i am 19yo
is it good
>>38352309
Post pics of urself so i can judge
Look at these dorks.
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Hey, that's not a very Connie thing to say.
REPENT.
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>tfw you let out a big meaty shit at the end of a hard day
SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WAGEKEK SHIT MAN, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PAID TODAY
Report them to the union or some shit. The moment they crap out on you is the moment you start searching for a new job. This is the world we live in unfortunately.
Am I autistic? Literally every conversation I get into with a new person (for instance, if I got to a fast food restaurant and order) results in one of us stuttering, and it is almost always my fault.
I mean, I am usually able to operate pretty well in social situations, but just about every conversation I have with a new person results in awkwardness or confusion, especially if I'm getting a phone call.
Haha this is so retarded. This whole R9K evolved around girls even if robots claim to be "above" girls in a sad wannabe sense. Very ironic...
I do come here to complain but mostly to find people more pathetic than me so I have somewhat of a boost of my will to live
My life has been going down and down man. My bank and credit is in the fucking shit, I'm trying to take a loan out just so I can live since all the money I get from work is automatically to taken.
I'm in a stressful depressed fucking turmoil of life and I barely have money for food man.
I actually try and steal from the registers at work caus I don't have money or make enough. All I took was 6 bucks and that is probably just for transportation.
I'm in so much fucking pain
do you have kids? what do u spend it all on
>>38351892
Are you the same blackbot with the little brother? ):
roommates and bulk grains, cut off all other excess. I swear, fucking poor people are rich as fuck they're just too fucking stupid
Post girls you found using tinder
Normie here ama
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>>38351822
Why do you eat so much dick?
>would you support robots having full human rights?
>how would human robot relations work?
>should robots be able to reproduce
>how will (((they))) try to take advantage of this (chadbot 9000 takes your job AND your wife)
>inb4 "this will never happen"
https://archive.is/5aKbn
>A leading academic has warned the lifelike, sentient sex robots blur the line between what, or who, is capable of consenting to sex
>Ethics expert Professor Robin MacKenzie of Kent Law School said: "Sex, law and ethics will never be the same.
>"Sooner than we think, technologists will create sentient, self-aware sexbots, capable of emotional/sexual intimacy."
>"Under existing legal and ethical standards, sex between consenting adult humans is permissible, as is sex between humans and things.
>>38351809
The general problems of dealing with the morality of ai is more important and would have to be handled first. Who am I kidding? (((They))) will just convince the public that shit-tier non-conscious ai is actually a moral problem even though it's not
how do you fight boredom?
>>38351729
Karaoke!
>>38351729
By fapping to this monster
Women don't care about personality, a hair style, a guy who goes to the gym, money, or fancy clothes. They want genes. The end.
dropping wisdom fampai
>>38351684
yes women have evolved to see partners who will murder their children if they have good genes
How tall was our boy here? Wouldn't that matter?
>tfw lilboi says he's 6" and that it's average
>not sure whether to ghost him or dare to ask if he means non-erect. either way i could ghost him now or ghost him after i find out that's his size when fully erect.
ghost him now, right? L O L ahh what a waste
>>38351651
>mum walks into room
>hideous pallid, unshaven creature sits in a dim corner behind a blinding computer screen
>*snort* "heheh look mummy, I just trolled people by saying I'm a girl and that a 6 inch willy is small hehehe"
>the mother mutters with a disturbed expression, "th-thats great, anon...."
>she exits the room and pulls the second bottle of whiskey today out from the cupboard, tears welling in her eyes
>>38352036
fpbp
originally
>>38352036
laughing my FUGGIN' shorts long time long time looooooooooooooooooong