I want to suck off a cute, futanari fembot. How about you?
>>38352777
Who wouldn't want such a thing?
>>38352888
>Who wouldn't want such a thing?
Faggots, who love boydick.
>>38352777
Didn't anyone ever tell you about traps, boy?
>go to kfc
>qt cashier smiles at me
Same happened in subway. We even made some small talk!
>>38500891
>We even made some small talk!
kys
>>38500891
eat something healthy u fucking americunt
>>38500898
This may be better than the average piss-bottles unshaven smelly robot gets.
Last thread ascended from the board (pruned)
Post some music and have some hot coffee
it looks like it's going to rain soon and i'm drinking some nice tea! very comfy.
>>38352772
Simply delight brother, simply delight!
https://youtu.be/FJJ8hWDXWGs
This song is a classic.
Half assed philosophy thread
>>38500863
GIT R DONE
>>38500863
Well get it going then if you want this thread to be active.
>>38500863
If Neechee beleeved in nuthing, how could he believe in nihilism. What a dumb faggot. XD
TFW i just realized my parents already had 3 kids and bought their first house at 31
>>38352699
Yep my parents had me and my sister when they were 33, and owned their first house.
I'm nowhere near that, at 30 I will finally have my shit together let alone enough to be on that level.
When responding to a thread in which you reply to numerous posts, do you respond one at a time to various posts while reading your way through? Or do you tend to condense all your responses to one post at the end?
Just curious
How do you meet girls who want to be impregnated when you're a total loser by the standards of society?
Lesbians? That's what I've done. Obviously don't use your real name/identity though.
It's been nearly 6 years since Zyzz died, brehs.
>>38352586
Have we made it yet?
>>38352586
>>38352605
I think were gona make it boiz
Why do I feel guilty whenever somebody does something nice for me?
because you never do anything nice for anyone and are essentially a drain on other people's goodness
>>38352571
That isn't true at all, though.
Your thoughts on the God of Cringe?
>>38352533
He tries too hard to be relevent and yet can barely scrape by 5 figure subs
I wouldn't be surprised if OP was God of Cringe
>start eating healthier
>start drinking more water
>get a job
>move out
>start doing more shit that I want to do instead of remaining a recluse
>cut back r9k browsing time
>suicidal thoughts drastically decrease
All I need now is a gf and I will become a full normie.
Strive for the normie life lads, its the only way we can make it
>>38352517
okay so how did you get the fudge packer job?
>>38352547
I applied online, received a phone call, went for an interview, and got hired
>Partial success
>Job
You are already a fucking normalfuck. Leave.
/britfeels/, wafflestompin' queens english edition
what the FUCK is this, this isnt britfeel
>>38352471
b-but the rouge janny is kill now
Start treating people like shit
I'm a happier person
>>38352425
fuck people am i right
>>38352425
There's a subtle hint of enjoyment I get everytime I post something fucking awful to someone and click post, and it's even better when they respond being mad or upset.
Is Swaglord a virgin?
>internet has been shitty for 2 weeks and isp won't give me a clear answer as to what the fuck the problem is
im this close to fucking losing it
>>38352353
If you torrented they might have slowed ya down.
T-mobile does that, and (((sometimes))) it's permanent.