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Making a match.com bait profile.
What pic should I use to catch roasties?
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crop it and say it's ur dick
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Hookers/escorts/paying for sex general
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Anyone else done this? I've been to quite a few asian massage parlors and also been with an escort.
It's pretty nice, since you get to skip the bs and get right to the meat of it.
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thought about it but since whores won't blow me without a condom on it's not even worth it.
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is that the stupid dragon whore who can't act for shit in game of thrones?
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>>38360491
Some will anon. I've personally gotten bareback blowjobs
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You're driving through an LA neighborhood at night and accidentally hit this guy. What do you do?
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>>38502906
Wouldn't bother stopping, what kind of faggot wears a brown bomber?
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>>38502906
>accidentally
originello
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>>38502906
Knowing me, I'm probably drunk so I'm gone baby gone
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>Be me
>Be 9/10
>9/10
>No gf
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The fact you consider yourself 9/10 and you have no gf means you're actually 6 or 7 /10
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>>38502880
>you think you're a 9/10
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>>38502880
Can I be you're bf :3
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>tfw 110 IQ
>tfw can't make any friends because to smart
>tried talking to normal robots, see stuff they don't see, and can't talk about because it's too far past them
>literally win arguments on the spot because i'm always unbiased and objective, but also too mature to even argue because i know im right
>a genius and a prodigy, but an underachiever and don't care to do anything, because i see pass the fabric of materialism and reality
>can't get a job because i'm to smart and always outthink the applications, resulting in me not even being able to get a job at a fast food joint
i would literally kill for 10 less IQ points so i could fit in with others. it's very lonely at the top bros. i applied for jack in the box last sunday, i doubt i'll hear back from them though
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>>38502827
>110 iq
>not retarded
Try 214 faggot I am the smartest
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>>38502827
bro 110 is fuck all
>to smart
quit LARPing
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i r8 2/8
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some music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bos9lip76Q
I had a dream about /her/ again. Not a sexual one, but an actual nice dream about being in bed together laughing and cuddling... asking her what she wanted to make to eat for breakfast. I'm too old for these feels bros I'll be 25 soon and haven't had a gf since I was 15, virgin,kissed only once...
does it ever get better or even manageable?
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Wtf i love steve harvey now!
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>>38360307
Damn steve really is retarded
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>>38360307
I love Steve Harvey. Really true though. I wouldn't marry a non Christian man. Gotta have a man with belief.
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>>38360447
Would you marry a devil worshiper?
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Anyone ever tried this?
How successful was it?
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>>38360281
Tried everything but the Zinc, since you don't want to take that stuff if you don't need it. Works, but found that drinking more water was the most defining variable for load size.
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Who /longhair/ here?
Post long hair feels
>wash hair
>don't want to blowdry it, takes like 20 minutes
>don't want to leave it to dry, drips everywhere for hours
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>>38502699
Leaving your hair wet too long can damage the cuticle. It's recommended to let hair air dry about half way and then blow dry completely dry for optimal hair health
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>hair keeps getting longer
>hate it
>don't want to go to the hairdresser
>buzzcut would look shit on me
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>>38502699
shake you hair like dogs do b4 you exit the shower
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why do spergs like me so much because I have a vag?
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>>38502693
Cause you have a wonderful personality.
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>>38502693
Umm I don't like you sweetie. Try again
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>>38502693
Just let me fuck you already dumb roastie
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>tfw no insolvent bf
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Hey qt. I can solve all your bf problems. Come sucky sucky my boy milk ;)))
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>you'll never hide him in your closet from loan sharks.
feels bad, man.
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>>38360027
is your bf supposed to be a bad boy like AIG? or a cuck like Fannie Mae?
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what is your credit score robots
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780 last i checked.
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>>38360024
590 used to be like mid to high 600s
schools loans and a hospital defaulted
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>>38360024
Like less than 100. Can it go negative?
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>stayed up all last night playing video games and lost track of time
>figured I may as well try to just go without sleep today because I didn't want to go to bed and wake up in the late afternoon
>end up passing out around 4
>wake up at 10:30 PM
Anyone else /accidentally nocturnal/ here?
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>>38359924
Yes. But I usually end up staying up to about 7-8 the next day because it just feels strange at first. Wish I could get that schedule consistent, desu. Better internet, better weather, no normies.
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>>38359924
Easiest way to reset your clock is don't eat for at least 12-16 hours before when you want your body to think is morning. then set an alarm wake up and eat then.
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The True Robot Anthem 2017-07-14 05:50:43 Post No.38359893
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TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA LAY IN MY BED
DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKING UP MY PHONE
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE
CAUSE TODAY I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
NOTHING AT ALL
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>>38359893
Later in the song he talks about meeting a real nice girl and having real nice song
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>>38359914
Are you implying NEETs don't fuck wagies' Stacys?
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>tfw hopefully going to law school after my undergrad
>at 30 I will have to swat away whores trying to entice me into a shit marriage where they spend all my hard earned cash on handbags and other shit they don't need
How do I stop being weak when that happens, robots?
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>>38359862
>Implying lawyers get jobs anymore
Unless you have something set up through personal connections you're fucking SOL. More parents have pushed their kids through law school in the past 10 years than there are positions for lawyers. Plumbers and electricians have lower unemployment projections.
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>>38360359
I have connections, otherwise I wouldn't have thought of becoming one.