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i remember when /r9k/ was about gentlemen doing pristine gentlemanly things.

/pol/ was the worst thing to happen to this website. i don't know what else to say, if you're an alt-righter and you think it's cool to walk around with a hunting knife strapped to the outside of your pocket /pol/ it up but leave me out of it.

>>38362625
The kekistan movement is what we get for cross posting with reddit. It's the 4chan satirical edge culture but without the self awareness. The only way to save this site form the malignant monstrosity is with some form of purge or another chan for them or us to migrate to.

Can't pull off social puppetry on a nationwide scale without some side effects.
If they weren't doing this they'd be doing something else cringey for someone else's benefit
Just don't bring it home as they say

>>38362610
Believe it or not all day breakfast all day is usually fresher and better than when breakfast hours are actually occurring. It becomes made to order usually, that means all of the food will be fresh.

T. Person whomst works part time at Macdonalds.

>>38362641
>everything frozen
>fresh

>mfw they stopped making McSkillet Burritos, their only decent breakfast item

what do you mean 51%? It's more like 48%

>>38503580
Being a woman has setbacks. Even in the Western society, you are aware that you're only being done favors in exchange for forced romance or expectations of sex.
It's humiliating, awkward, and dehumanizing. I feel envy of women able to take advantage of this without feeling guilty.

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>>38503626
yes very hard life indeed

first one is actually cute

Yeah, first one looks better

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>>38362595
Is she Reese With her spoon?

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>>38503564
What if you do both? Also what is the mental effects of degeneracy in a relationship

>>38503804

I don't think there have been any studies on "degeneracy in a relationship" my friend

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>>38504009
I think it makes it stronger if it's a healthy one.

>>38362550
How the fuck...

this isn't /b/ or /reddit/

People here are enlightened and have experienced ego death

how can you love if you are enlightened?

The only love we feel is universal, not retarded crushed for 8 year olds... for fuck sake what an immature twat.

>>38362550
Nope, you live with it for the rest of your life, either letting it go or letting it consume your soul

>>38362550
Same way a girl gets over a guy.

By not actually being capable of love.

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staying drunk takes way too much work

>>38503546
>that eyerape UI
the sign of a dogshit player desu

>>38503555
tbf any ui except minimal (which is the best anyway) is eyerape in 1024x768

>>38503650
>that assload of redundent information
>health bars arn't even class colored
>pointless animated frames
>no binds other than number keys
>no focus frame being used
this is fucking inexcusable
dragon slayers are such brainlets

If you were deformed you would have religious qts doting on you. It's being merely below average that is most painful.

>>38503520
If I was deformed like that dog I'd hate that bitch for "saving" me. I'd never want to look like that or get handicapped, If I ever get handicapped or deformed like that I would do everything in my power to kill myself. Fuck, I feel bad for that dog, I can just imagine every waking moment of his life being hell.

>>38503520
And she just HAD to make a video for normie brownie points. Give me a fucking break.

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Aye, alright, why not like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuJy99yDSc

>>38503476
>any suggestions?
Celibacy

Fleshlights are pretty nice but a bit expensive. Also get some anal toys they really add to the experience.

>>38503734
>OP has an onahole
>anon suggest a fleshlight
2new4me2bh

>not having volunteer experience
lmao.lel

Apply anyway

Worst case they say no and nothing changes

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>>38362357
Where would you even volunteer? I'm an engineer btw
>>38362367
Pic very related (btw that's 96 pages of application confirmations)

>>38362284
Sound like the opening to a shitty cuckold story on Literotica. Next they bump into each other at an office party.

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>>38503447
>It's a nice little collective of diverse individuals and wed love to meet new friends.
>It's a nice little
>little
>160 members
>77 online

>>38503566
It's not that big really. You should come check it out!

>>38503789
That's quite big XD

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>nobody answers the phone despite being 2m away from it while i'm way further
>>Anoooon! Pick up the phone, damnit!
>deep breath
>>h-hello... this is a-anon

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>you have 1 new voice message

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>someone at the door
>suddenly hear every sound in a 100 meter radius so you can make sure not to make any that they would hear
>wait at the door until they go away