Tfw asos tells you you're being to optimistic
>asos
hello normie!
>>38363505
>shopping anywhere but AliExpress and House of Fraser
>>38363505
>be me
> 5'6
> 100 pounds
> skinny as shit
Every time New Years comes around I can't fucking buy new clothes because even the XS doesn't fucking fit me.
Mfw I can still wear my sisters clothes even though she's 2 years younger than me
Life is fucking suffering
intergalactic observations have lead me to the conclusion that uninhabitable corners of consciousness remain hidden simply because the very nature of thought process is a phenomenon completely detached from all reason and understanding, I have concluded that as time progresses, our separation from reality becomes more and more foreign to us. do I see an end to our plight? unfortunately not, and I don't think there is any solution. we may as well sit back and watch the end of everything we know as of now. anyone else feel the same?
What sort of uninhabitable corners?
Our 5 senses keep us chained down. Try some float tank sessions or high doses of psychedelics. Then youll see the watercourse way of the Tao
>playing some league of legends with your boy
>he gets permanently banned
>for saying nigger and faggot
>never ruined a game for anybody
>gets cast out by virtue signalling cunts
>after his girlfriend (in the same game with him) called someone else daddy
Ore wa.....
>>38363456
>/r9k/
>/pol/
Pick one.
This board has no room for people who hate for 0 reasons, we all have too much hate in our lives already.
>2017
>playing league
Kys faggot..
enough with the political discourse saged
I'll start!
>Tee hee, I'm not like other girls, anon-kun! ^^ Myao
are those the gates to hell?
All of us would, and those who say they wouldn't don't deserve to lose their virginities.
>Alcoholics Anonymous trying to convert me AGAIN
Jeez let me read this fucking book while I'm twitching in a heap trying not to kill myself that's gonna help fucking christfags
>>38363294
alcerhol LERMOW DUDE
Your last chance of getting laid before you die a virgin, would you do the deed?
truly disgusting, no
wonderful cancer board
>>38363112
>Only 8
>Complaining
Lol, nigga I've got 50 hidden. Including this one.
>>38363112
>Not purging the board
>>38363310
I think I peaked today at 70+ threads.
daily reminder that females can't ever be robots
You don't have to remind us of the obvious.
>>38363019
>females can't ever be robots
we need to talk...
>>38363094
fuckin' roastie, having an autistic virgin gf is the dream of almost everyone on this board
>antagonist ends up being the good guy
how get a qt gf?
do you really shit yourself when you die? I dont wanna embarrass myself more than i already have when i kill myself
try it and find out dude
>wear a buttplug for the rest of your life
fix'd
>>38362753
Then you should take a big shit before killing yourself.
every straight guy that i meet ONLY in the summer acts as if they want me, it's the weirdest thing!
>catfish as girl on /r9k/
>get debunked
>/r9k/ still believes it
You fags are losers
It's indeed too easy, Piety.
>>38362667
>You fags are losers
I know..
>>38362667
Fuk yu im William Tung
Fembots, this isn't a trick question meant to insult you but do you ever lie awake at night fearing that you'll never grow old with someone and stuff like that?
Like how bad is your depression? How do you cope? Do you ever resort to stuff to try and cope? Fembots in bad relationships are welcome to answer too.
I'm more afraid of dying young without being able to accomplish my goals. I'd be fine with being alone if it means success.
I'm currently medicated but still quite depressed. I cope with escapism and fixation on fictional characters. I pretend that my favorite characters are in relationships with me, and that they love me. I draw pictures of us together, and pictures of them in general, as well as re-watching their source material over and over obsessively.
>>38503865
If your accomplishments do not change the world, they are in vain. The only meaningful thing an average person can accomplish is reproduction.
>>38503920
If I end up alone, I can adopt. If I end up successful, I can get a sugarbaby to spoil and fuck.
I'm sure there are plenty of robots would love a rich, successful sugarmommy.
Are we only fapping to deal with our loneliness?
>>38362654
nope. crankin one out just to crank it out. half the time i dont even think about sex when i fap