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Have any of you started to see normies as the real "robots"?

Let me explain. The real normies out of us are basically always smiling (when facing the public), always have some sports line lined up or some culture reference, never seem to struggle with anything, and are just... robotic. They're boring, man. I get being attracted to success, but normies are often the most boring people to be around. There's no edge or depth or intrigue to basically anything they say, they're the Mary Sues of our world.
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>>38364619
Nah.
I always thought that the people who were the true robots were like serial killers or pedophiles.
People hunted down by society, who are truly alone.
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Robots are infinitely more boring

People here just play video games and whine about whatever 4chan happens to hate during that time. The list of hobbies and interests you find in the average 500 post thread could fit on one page.

And when people do post about things outside of the norm, the hivemind shitposts it off the board.

Stop identifying with the morons here
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>>38364771
not even being subtle normalfag
if you don't like 4chan, quit browsing 4chan
nobody would miss you

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>when the cashier says we appreciate your business and you say you too
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>>38364616
They get that all the time.

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There's literally nothing easy about being a girl if you're not naturally charismatic and beautiful. You're all clueless and deluded as to your entirely superior place in society simply by being men.
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>Be uncharismatic and ugly black female
>Get government job

>Be uncharismatic and ugly black male
>Get imprisoned so black female has a job

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im 19 years old and i have been in social isolation 3 years

really makes me think

i dont wanna die a kv

but im a 5'6 ugly manlet btw
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Same except I'm 6'1 and a NEET for 3yrs
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Go back finish high school or get a GED.
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>>38364577
I was around that age a fat loser spent all day inside my whole life. My friend whipped me in shape I lost all my fat got laid made friends kinda just was acquaintances that hated me had soul crushing autism still lingering that ruined my life went through heart break developed some weird fetish shit from an ex with big titties and been exposed to the world.

I kinda miss my old days where you're at. There's a certain happiness I could achieve because I never had to worry about the outside world now I always do and I can't avoid it anymore. It's weird.

I recently came back to my old ways got fat haven't talked to a girl in years have nothing no one no friends sit inside until it hurts no job etc etc etc. i honestly think I made a deal with the devil for that because after 4 years I went back to normal and everything was the same but I'm much much sadder addicted to drugs have a pretty demonic mindset I would describe it as and I lost some of my hair. Too scary.

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Daily reminder that you guys are responsible for some of the best /r/4chan content.
Thanks again guys!
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I have a very puzzling sexuality. I enjoy-
>pictures like http://imgur.com/a/BGeHG
>anthropomorphic bird men in general
>whether they are dominant or submissive, twink or built I do not care
>I do not find actual men attractive, I don't like traps or women either
>the particular picture I mentioned, I like to imagine sucking the crow off
>cartoons are literally the only thing that can get me off

At least I'm not into sucking actual dick, r-right? I'm not a complete faggot, RIGHT?
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At least I know that 2d>3d

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why is aristocrat contemplating
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a thread of high quality

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Something somewhat similair to date arianne but in a 3d house with voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJaFjWQiJBY

you can download for free here
https://eekgames.itch.io/house-party
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My sides are in orbit from how petty you are
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>>38364185
man that fag just got owned you the man
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did you really expect him to leave your meta thread up
it's against the rules stupid

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What the hell is wrong with you guys. How are you going to go and make DISGUSTING jokes about people who hate gay people. Do you get off on that stuff?? Thats disgusting. You all have so much privilege you don't even know what to do with it. Everyone and their grandmother accepts gay people now. If you are gay, you are literally as privileged as a white, cis, male. In fact, you probably ARE a white, cis, male. If you go out and say "I am gay", you get cheering and clapping, and everyone accepts you instantly. But if I go out and say "I hate gay people", I get beaten up, insulted, and arrested by the police.
How DARE you pretend that you are an oppressed group, when it's homophobics that are the real oppressed people? You homophobic-phobic shitlords need to KYS
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https://youtu.be/6g2sz_IcI50?t=11851
Gay people BTFO

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hey /r9k/

how do i deal with the fact that im a brainlet?
im unable to construct rational thoughts, im unable to grasp certain things. im an allround failure, is there anything left in life for me to do, without seeing always better and smarter people outclassing me? it is already too late for me to delude myself and become a gardener or something and be happy with it. ive already seen what not brainletism is and now i cant like myself anymore.

what do i do?
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I wish I could sing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LZ0jypHeZl
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You can't hit notes at all but your voice is cute

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>tfw got a boner from petting my dog
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>fap
>forget that dog is in the room
>about to cum
>hear dog walking to me
>look at him
>make eye contact
>dick goes limp
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>>38363995
i know this feel

tried to fuck a cat when i was 12 and let a dog hump me when i was 14 too
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>>38364053
Your dog knows you shouldn't be masturbating.

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What if there was a robot named chad?
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would an inner chad wake up in him, or will the potential be forever unrealized?
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Then you would know my friends dad,who lives in an apartment by himself with his brother and drinks shitty beer all day.
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I'm right here boys

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Being an ugly guy is tough, but imagine being that one girl that no guy has his eye on, shit has to be tragic.
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>>38363529
>install Tinder
>get flooded with messages from desperate betas and Chads with fatty fetish
>get dick
???
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>>38363529
I was doing an electronics course a few months ago and there was a chick in my class that looked EXACTLY like pic related and some dude was hitting that. Good looking dude too. Long story short: Guys go for anything.
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>>38363529
HAH

that fat cunt still has options if she installs tinder

>beta bitch with low confidence but high sex drive
>niggers

What do ugly guys have? Nothing.

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