>He wants a gf
>Isnt getting /fit/
What's your excuse?
Literally just:
Diet plan
Buy some weights
Lift in your free time (lord knows you have plenty)
Shit, you could even just do a ton of push ups, squats, sit ups, shit like that and improve
I'm in decent shape but train at home.
Girls don't actually care about muscles.
>>38365509
the guy with the beard is probably slaying toqh.
>you matter :^)
Why did my therapist say this?
None of us matter.
JUST
>do you want to talk about your """"traumatic experiences""""? :^) tee hee
>perfect is overrated
Therapists are a literal meme
How do I leave a small town for the big city? I just want to live in the ghetto.
Do you think that robots will be able to achieve parthenogenesis to create little loli gfs which they can love and cuddle?
If you achieve wizardhood, you can try to use your eldrich magic, but it usually doesn't turn out well.
>romance anime are becoming more and more prominent
>especially now with the success of your name
I just wanted to see cute girls living in a world where men don't exist.
And yet none of them get the comedy to drama mixture right
REEE, fucking nips can't even cater to my tastes
>love your country's general on /int/ and post on it every day
>more and more normalfags start pouring in and bullying everyone
>>38364868
/brit/ on /int/ has more bullies than all of /pol/ and /r9k/ combined.
>your siIIy anon, you know onIy your brother chad is allowed to touch me right? now go get him for me
Whats up losers? ;) You ok ?
hehe...
Look what i just bought, it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)
You see i don't wear shitty watch like wokingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;)
Ask me anything ;) if you are nice maybe i'll give you some tips in life to be as rich as me ;) richfag here ;)
Fucking hate dumb workingclass poorfags
you are far too fat my friend
>>38503838
hehe, i may be fat but at least i got money ;)
>>38503802
>Submariner
we can tell
why don't you learn some basic economy and start a amazon shop with your neetbux, you can even store your things at amazons
Why is popular culture so creepy now?
>>38364774
way to fuck up your plumbing
ur jerkin off to youtube loli arent you
>>38364774
Pop culture has always been creepy.
Why did this nigga hate women so much tho?
>>38364750
He was in prison for a false rape claim.
probably blamed his mother for driving his father away and just displaced it onto women in general since he didn't feel right hating on his moms
A wise man once said,
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks; lick on these nuts and suck the dick. Gets the fuck out after your done, and then I hops in my ride to make a quick run."
>super attractive, girls approach me, friends tell me I'm good looking
>KHV because I'm too autistic haha :DDDD
Can we let this meme die? You humblebragging/delusional faggots are worse than traps. And there's probably more of you.
>>38503790
Kill yourself you're not a robot
why do normies like you come here and claim to be robots? If girls are approaching you you're not a fucking robot you're an uber normie. You know nothing of our struggles
get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thisll settle you down op
>khv
>dont know any girls
>girls dont talk to me
>girls dont look at me with any look other than disdain
>no friends
>ugly
>manlet
>stupid
>>38504425
>stupid
yet self-aware
makes me question your other points
Also being stupid could make you charming, so its not necesarily a negative
this anon right here >>>/v/383887640 is asking if sucking your own dick is gay or not. Someone suggested to ask other boards about this. Well?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13432463
If sucking your own dick is gay so is jerking off
It is because it feels more like sucking dick than getting sucked off
>If you kill yourself you can't tell other faggots to kill themselves
>If you tell other faggots to kill themselves you aren't killing yourself
How do we solve this paradox?
make a robot(a real one) to tell people to kill themselves