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Comfy Thread: comfy edition 2017-07-20 09:05:12 Post No.38504139
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Comfy Thread: comfy edition
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2017-07-20 09:05:12
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Another comfy thread. Post what you've got.
Also post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnEaPgNo4w
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comments must be original apparently
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I'll post a bunch
oregano
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Origion
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>play overwatch
>someone BMs or gets mad at me or another player
>report them
who here /enforcer/?
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This brings me back to my DayZ admin days. It always got me excited to see a hacker report.
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> Me a common household cuck
> Jews out my fellow gamer
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lmao at people like OP. you have zero power in real life so you try and feel like you have power over others in a video game. too bad reports are useless tho
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Why Do Many Men Go For Short Girls? 2017-07-20 09:05:00 Post No.38504133
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Why Do Many Men Go For Short Girls?
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Can't they see that a taller girl is better?
>Better genes for having a tall son
>Dominating a bigger girl is a turn on
>She usually looks down on men so putting her in her place with my dick is something men want
>Holding hands with a women who towers over you while other men get angry
Why do many tall men go for short girls and doom their sons?
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>>38504133
Tall girls reject most of us because they want a man that's taller than her in heels. If that girl is 5'10 or taller, that pretty much negates the vast majority of the male population, and the ones that fit the height requirement still have to qualify for the other requirements that all men are expected to fit as well
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Tall girls go for tall guys
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>>38504133
shortness is cute
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You will never get to experience this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXPXXDLZzEs
explain yourselves.
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I'm completely empty. My anxieties and panic attack aren't even the real problem. I'm just completely fucking empty inside. Tonight I'm gonna go drinking till I get sick, maybe get the courage to seek some cheap thrills and forget about this nagging feeling of nothingness.
I don't care that this is a cliche. I have no better idea.
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Is Terry a robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvTqt9ZWig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFpuntTX3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaET5Dc_j84
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>>38368381
schizophrenia is pretty much an automatic robot qualifier
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So I just discovered my family owns multiple properties and is now selling some.
I'm very frugal with money so I won't spend money for anything that I don't need.
Should I invest around 10% of my current assets in stock? I need to document myself a bit but how can stock of multinational that literally use slave labour plummet? I was thinking of buying some apple and microsoft stocks. When the new iPhone comes I should reap benefit right?
Tell me stories of your e-gambling robots
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abble in microscuks are dying companies invest in amazon and some cryptocoin and youll be big dollaz i guarantee
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>>38368363
I have two words for you
>Index funds
Guaranteed returns, the problem is they might not be that large, but you wont need to do anything once you've invested. Don't invest in cryptoshit, it fucking crazy volatile you're almost certainly going to loose money.
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Rate my trapfu
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That's just a dude with low testosterone
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>>38504158
Aren't all traps low test dudes
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>>38504102
Get some accessories to hide manly feature, like glasses and a choker.
where are you Louis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
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>>38368188
damn that sexy british accent
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probably still making all the neet threads
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>Tired of masturbating normally
>finger butthole
>felt ok
>the more I do it the better it gets
should I move onto a dildo or what
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>>38368164
Dildos feel pretty good tbqdesu
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>>38368164
i put my finger tip in my butthole in the shower a couple times.
always surprised when I feel the erection start to form, then I take my finger out because it's awkward and just pet and pat my clean butthole pushing gently into it, just enough to feel the pressure and the potential, while staring at my throbbing member eventually thinking of girls getting teased & fucked, having a hole pumped, gaping, wanting and filled. then i hop outta that shower and fap to some feet porn on the pc like usual, cept this time I wanna look at some butthole with their feet.
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Why would you move onto butt play and buying a dildo instead of moving onto an onahole first?
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>Tfw your thread hit page 10 with no responses again
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AY NO ONE RPLY TO THIS NUKKAS THREAD SO IT DIE WITH 0 RESPONES AGAIN
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Um so how do I deal woth this? My boyfriend is an asshole to everyone except me. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone except his family. He doesn't care about charity or anything and this bothers me... wat do? He's supposedly a Christian but lol
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Call him out on it?
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>>38504012
If only there were a board specifically designated for asking advice...
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>>38504029
He doesn't care. He just laughs and tells me to help him be nicer and says I'm too nice and that'll bite my in the ass
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What does it take to get a gf and friends /r9k/? I get matches with average girls on Tinder, people in lab/class talk to me, I always end up hanging out with at least one dude from each class, yet all of this never goes anywhere. In the end I'm always alone in room on the weekends.
I can't believe my social life peaked at highschool. Fuck college
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>>38368131
>2017
>social life
I'm afraid we're doomed famn
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>>38368148
damn, are you sure?
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>What does it take to get a gf and friends /r9k/?
For one, you actually have to want them.
I've noticed that most people on this board, regardless of what they claim, actually prefer to be by themselves.
Just looking at what you've already written, the answer to your question is glaringly obvious; speak to your tinder matches. Ask your uni friends if they want to go out at the weekend.
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_ When you feel the jokes going over your head, laugh anyway.
_ If you don't get the joke, it was probably sexual.
_ If you did get the joke, you understood the joke wrong completely missing the point.
'You know I was joking right?'
'I do now.'
*realizing what the joke was, completely breaking down the joke proud that you understood the humor*
Your friend never tells that joke again.
_ You have a very monotonous voice and extremely dry wit so when you tell a joke it's either awkward silence or people are in tears from laughing so much. Usually the former.
_ You keep track of all the humor you understood.
_ You casually flip between conspiracy theorist, philosophical, the density a bank vault, and some reoccurring scripting when your OCD flairs.
_ It doesn't cross your mind to say you're in pain, when it does, it's all you say until your nearly consumed by it and have to be redirected.
_ You still watch 'kid' shows and movies, little do they know about the adult humor throughout that went over your head as a kid.
_ Don't take me to a trampoline park or a regular park with swings. I will swing and jump for hours, but have mild POTS, aka intolerance to sitting and standing up.
_ Your pain and autism constantly overlap resulting in questionable shenanigans
_ You love anime, pizza, French fries, and video games, but people don't believe you love exercise and are shocked when you're healthier than them.
_ Being an adult is being tired all the time, having to pay for things you didn't even know you had to pay for, and being hungry. (deliberately leaving out a couple things)
_ Whose brilliant idea was it to let me be an adult?
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Is there seriously a more comfy game mode in the existence of this planet?
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>>38368023
delete some fucking tabs
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Lol what its a phone and that was the only one open
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>>38368210
there's 96 open tabs