Hey guys its the anon that was invited out earlier. im on phone so wont greentext or anything
but basically we went to a pub and it was full of people including that qt from highschool and her chad bf
Im a poorfag so i didnt buy any drinks but tried to trick my "friends"into buying one for me since it was my birthday 4 days ago but to no succces.
I ended up walking home and I still have like 5 km left to go and its really cold and foggy, i feel rain comming aswell
anyway this is the probably the 500th time I go out and I keep falling for the "b urself" meme, it works a little but doesnt get u anywhere. I honestly feel like lying down in a ditch and cry until I freeze to death
there is nothing more comfy than being alone
i'll come back to thread if its still alive once i reach home
Have you accepted our lord and savior Daddy Yankee with his message of Despacito?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Watch this video 10 times a day and you will get a bigger dick, your hair will grow back, and you'll be able to talk to girls.
Solid advice, OP. I can already feel the normie in me growing back despacito.
Press F to pay respect
F
haha good riddance, press S to spit on his grave
>>38504883
Fuck off with your tributes to normie music, Chad.
wait was he the linkin park guy who wrote a book and turned super christian ?
Seriously, this is top cringe, and since r9k was the first place to contain Systemspace drama...
So... how exactly is this a btfo?
>>38505189
>you trust friend too much and give him remote access to your PC
>he abuses his permissions, locks up your access, threatens to delete your data and does whatever the fuck he wants
>>38504881
>this is what discord fags go through
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disgusting normies
ITT we check our balls for lumps.
Y'all needa get hobbies. Sex is boring and gfs just suck up ur money. I chose neethood because normiehood was boring and you'd go back to this kinda life in two months if you tried the alternative I promise. Make some music or some shit and learn to paint nerds.
look at how happy that man is
The future is now.
ffghf
We must EXPAND
how are you supposed to find a woman that feels like she needs you if they can replace you with any other man in a heartbeat if they get bored
>>38373106
By being more interesting than any other man
you provide her with someone that's hard to find.
>tons of money
>big ass cock
>good genes
either of the above works out very well for getting women. They're all mostly luck based, however.
>>38373151
interesting = attractive apparently
>a non-attractive quiet male is called creepy or weird
>an attractive quiet male is mysterious and brooding
this applies to all attributes
>Work hard for years on your body
>Go through tremendous pain and agony to be one the top wrestlers ever
>Still no one takes you seriously
>Get turned into a meme
Is jon cena the biggest robot of us all?
>>38373054
You know he has a hot wife right?
>>38373054
his jaw is weak enough
>cops are allowed to lie to you
>you're not allowed to lie to the cops
>get cancer
>that'll be $20,000 please
>Don't have it?
>OK, then die I guess lol
meanwhile
>government can draft you at any moment for no reason at all if you're over the age of 18, without prior warning
>government spies on you and collects a database of information so extensive that it's literally ineffective because of the amount of useless information bogging it down
>most incarcerated country on the planet
>fattest country on the planet
>popular votes don't matter
>President can lose the popular vote and still buy his way into office
O'ER LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEE
This is actually a pretty good summary of why I don't consider myself patriotic. I could probably live in any other 1st world country and be just as happy.
>>38504806
You sound like a pretty fannyfrustrated poor individual with dark skin
>>38504806
don't forget
>most corrupt government on the planet
>tfw they cast a Chad to play an autistic, fat loser again
>>38372996
When do they not do that?
at least /pol/ got a role in the movieWAKEUP SHEEPLE
I applied for a job but found a better one somewhere else, how do i call back and withdrawl the application?
Just go with it and if you get hired work the first job until you start the better job and when you have to start the second just call out/use your sick days/vacation whatever so that you can milk them for all the sheckles they have to offer until you can ca$h out
>>38504826
Lol, the better job has on the spot hiring so someone as autistic as me should be fine. im gonna tell them to drop me over the phone in a few mins, i just hope they dont ask a bunch of questions why
>>38504741
If they call you for an interview just say you found somewhere else. Dumbass.
>Be me
>muscular
>6' tall
>Play 3 seasons of sports a year
>Not that ugly
>Have tons of male friends
>play football and basketball on the weekends
>get invited to lots of social gatherings
>shower Twice a day
Why do I have no gf? What am I doing wrong?
Are you even trying to talk with girls?
Originalstuff
>>38372943
>wanting a gf
>ever
Here lies the problem opsie.
>>38373003
>>38373079
this
you cant get anywhere if you dont put yourself out there, and if you come across like you want a gf, you come across like a desperate creep who will fuck anything (which is probs true according to your post)
I want to paint a picture what should I paint
YOU CAN PAINT THIS DICK
My dick in your butt
>>38372777
le trips have spoken
Anyone else feel like their intelligence has recessed since leaving school and living the life of a depressed neet? Today, I was trying to solve a math question (about a grade 10 level) and kept making stupid mistake after mistake. It made me realize that not only will I never be socially fit for a job but I've prettty much become retarded as well. Not so retarded that I can live in blissful ignorance, but retarded enough that I know I am and can't function.
I don't think that means your intelligence has recessed. math is a skill like any other and if you don't do it for a while your ability with it fades. you've just forgotten the formulas and whatnot.
>>38504687
failed grades 1-12 and repeated a grade, not something i have to worry about
>>38504687
you don't need that kind of knowledge anyway in life, unless your job requires it