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>Be me
>Total autist
>Chances of finding woman are slim
>Go to gym every day for years
>Mostly chest minimal legs
>OnePec.jpg
>See qt3.14 there all the time
>See her looking at me
>Decide this is the day
>Courage.wav
>Walk up to her
>Fidget spinner falls out of my pocket
>Just stare at it as spaghetti fills my mouth
>She picks it up
>Says "I think you dropped this"
>She spins it harder than I ever have before
>TooHard.gif
>I'm rock solid as she begins to take off
>She doesn't let go out of fear of what might happen
>She soars through the roof and into the sky
>Finish my set
>Go home and jerk off to the fear on her face as she flew away

How was your day, robots?

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Anonymous
2017-07-15 12:07:06 Post No.38376327
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:07:06 Post No. 38376327 [Report] [View this topic]

I've fucking had it guys. I haven't spoken to a woman my age in years and all the gf advice expects me to have social connections that I don't have and can't seem to get. what's the fucking point of trying anymore. khhv for life lads.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:13:54 Post No.38376463
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>>38376327
You'll be stuck looking for a gf online. The only way that'll work is if you have something desirable for women.

Anonymous
r9k minecraft server 2017-07-20 10:34:10 Post No.38506219
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r9k minecraft server Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:34:10 Post No. 38506219 [Report] [View this topic]

reeecraft.mchost.pro

come join us for some comfy fun

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:19:18 Post No.38507181
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:19:18 Post No.38507181 [Report]

hey anon, what version of the game is it?

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:20:17 Post No.38507202
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:20:17 Post No.38507202 [Report]

is the roastie still here

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:22:08 Post No.38507242
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>>38507181
it's 1.12
>>38507202
what roastie

Anonymous
2017-07-20 10:24:44 Post No.38506011
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:24:44 Post No. 38506011 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here has a beard? It's nice, eh?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:33:47 Post No.38506210
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:33:47 Post No.38506210 [Report]

>21 years old
>Can still only grow pubes

Kill me.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:52:58 Post No.38506626
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>>38506210
>Started growing a beard at 15

Hallo

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:58:47 Post No.38506751
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:58:47 Post No.38506751 [Report]

I could grow a beard if I wanted to. Going for the trap aesthetic though, people find me cute instead of le neckbeard meme.

Anonymous
2017-07-15 12:06:36 Post No.38376316
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:06:36 Post No. 38376316 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there still any r9k rabbit rooms left?
they can be pretty comfy

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2017-07-20 10:24:43 Post No.38506010
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:24:43 Post No. 38506010 [Report] [View this topic]

Where are my progfags?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:27:36 Post No.38506073
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:27:36 Post No.38506073 [Report]

Just listened to Tarkus

>tfw I will never stab my hammond on stage in front of my oneitis

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:52:47 Post No.38506620
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>>38506010
Here my brother!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-FqC6GqFzI

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>>38506010
Noice

Classic prog origi

Anonymous
2017-07-15 12:05:22 Post No.38376300
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:05:22 Post No. 38376300 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone here was a Neet and made it?

I want to try it but I'm Afraid any screencaps of successful robots?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:21:14 Post No.38376600
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>>38376300
Well, I failed to get accepted in med school when I was 21 and became a neet 9 years.
I finally decided to start again and here I am, back to nursing school. I also started taking acutane in January and my horrible acne has disappeared.
Sure, my skin is all scarred and Im socially retarded but as a 30 yr-old. I'm trying my best and I think that's what matters.

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>>38376600
Good job, anon. I am genuinely proud of you for ditching being a lazy NEET and doing something with your life.

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>>38376692
You can do it too, or at least you can try. You have literally nothing to lose.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:22:57 Post No. 38505954 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I gather up the courage to end it?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:23:49 Post No.38505979
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>>38505954
You either do it or you don't

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:26:59 Post No.38506063
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:26:59 Post No.38506063 [Report]

Don't kill yourself op, live your life

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>>38506063
Get a load of this guy, haha

Anonymous
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Black gurlz Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:02:26 Post No. 38376231 [Report] [View this topic]

In submission to the white man

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>>38376231
Pump and dump and bump

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:21:53 Post No. 38505922 [Report] [View this topic]

Women are insufferable. They virtue signal like crazy, promote ridiculous normalization, and perhaps worst if all, create crises just for attention.
. Fuck women

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:24:16 Post No.38505995
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>>38505922
the worst thing is that only only care about you when everything is going your way. Once you hit hard times they drop you like a fly

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:24:28 Post No.38506001
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>>38505922
Nice dubberonies

Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:37:40 Post No.38506296
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:37:40 Post No.38506296 [Report]

The worst part is, lots of good men fall victim to their tricks and give them their (totally undeserved) money and resources when they could be spending all time and effort on themselves.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:01:35 Post No. 38376217 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to gelbooru
>sort by score
>it's all pedoshit

>go to hentaifox
>sort by most viewed
>it's all pedoshit

>go to nhentai
>sort tags by popular
>'lolicon'

How do we fix this?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:02:45 Post No.38376239
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>>38376217
"fix" would imply that there's something wrong

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>>38376217
By stop being a fucking normie moralfag

Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:03:54 Post No.38376260
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>he's ok with the guro

you know that if you make an account there's an option to filter taht shit out

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kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc) 2017-07-15 12:01:20 Post No. 38376209 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day104

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:03:07 Post No.38376249
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I'm posting kayoin with cool sunglasses every day

day105

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>>38376249
Im posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day 105

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Jotun Free To Own Anonymous 2017-07-14 11:57:44 Post No. 38376149 [Report] [View this topic]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/

Get a permanent copy while you can.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:15:57 Post No.38376507
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>>38376149
Thanks anon! Original fuck shit ass Dick

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>>38376507
Check out one of my stories if you want to thank me:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher/works

I'd appreciate it

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Anonymous 2017-07-14 11:56:49 Post No. 38376134 [Report] [View this topic]

>when your mom calls you a virgin

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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