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>Oh, hi anon. Tell your brother Chad that mommy's ready for him!
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S-sure mommy
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>>38379167
>And don't forget to tell him to bring condoms. You don't want a baby brother/nephew do you?

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>When she say she doesn't date darkskin guys
Me:
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>>38379027
It sucks to be black, man you have no idea

Based Sammy Sosa making negros hate themselves
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>>38379107

That poor man just like MJ

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>eat popcorn kernels
>notice i can see them in my poop one day
>intentionally swallow maybe 50 popcorn kernels
>go through my poop and take them out
>eat my poopy kernels

>fold toilet paper into a perfect square
>shit on it
>it looks like cartoon soft serve poop
>save it in an empty drawer

This ones more tame
>break up dry spaghetti into 1/4 inch long pieces in my mouth
>suck up all the moisture and spit out dry spaghetti ball
>constantly make these during the day to snack on at night
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This is not autism that's straight retardation...
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>>38379046
I'm with this guy OP, that's some way beyond DoubleMint Dave shit, that's just retardation
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>>38379046
>>38379115
I dont even understand what was going through my mind at the time. Now im a normal person with a steady job pr normal, good eye contact, small talk and everything.

>tfw brotherzoned by your sister
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>>38379000
>family is all that matters
>sister won't even let me see her pussy
What the fuck
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>>38379000
ply her with drugs and alcohol then put your seed inside her reproductive tract and poop chute
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>>38379048
Can I drug her into having a relationship with me?

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>see mexican girl with thick yoga pants

how do I resist the urge to NOT impregnate?
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>>38378976
she looks like a fucking hamplanet
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>>38378976
that's an old lady

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TFW no female companionship with whom you have sexual relations with
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I don't even want sex I just want somebody to live with, sleep with, cook for, etc
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>>38378925
>ywn experience teenage love

sigh

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post the fucking r9k minecraft server
no pvp and do not post the agatha shill server either
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>>38378872
I have an unturned server that is guaranteed to be max comfy.

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>beginning of HS sophomore year
>do a stupid introduction activity for PE
>"hello, my name is anon and i like to go on the internet and play video games"
>a girl half-assedly whispered "something something what a loser"
i hate women tbqh
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Come back in two years, nobody cares about your stories in high school
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>>38378811
if your mission was to get pussi why make such a a beta introduction?
like wow you go on the internet, wow you should have a medal.
Blow it out your ass.
'll be back in >>>/bant/

also pic related

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>A board for lonely sad virgins, really?
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>>38378800
the last season sucked
I fucking knew the plot hinged on ashi being a daughter and not a love interest, but they had to sneak in that joke episode at the cost of a good ending
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>>38378864
Still, the season was good enough for a few good memes like this one.

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What are some creepy things I could do a youtube video about?
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you
original desu
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planning murder

xoxo

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mom found the bathmate
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dad borrowed the shower-stall suction cups

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Wait a minute....

So if we all come together...

We know what to do?

If we all come together

JUST TO SING WE LOVE YOU
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Years ago on wizchan I remember someone posting a youtube channel of a chick who I think was like 20 years old, and who was very pretty but was a virgin. And I think she was even a permaNEET with extreme social anxiety. She wasn't a christian "saving" herself for marriage or some stupid shit.

Anyone know of some possible channels? Wish I remembered what it was.
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>>38378694
Batsinthebarbell

For the original post
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>>38378852
the picture, or the channel? that's not the channel

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What job can I get certified for in a year or less that makes me 16 dollars an hour? I'm willing to work at it 12 hours a day so even if it normally takes longer than a year I might be able to finish it faster.
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any robots watch the RSD guys on youtube?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3VT0EsBZg
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Yeah I love Owen and Julien. I never try to pick up girls but I love the general self improvement stuff.
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RSD is BS, they've been exposed to be faking their videos multiple times.
Not sure how people fall for the shilling in 2017
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I don't take advice from illegal alien immigrants from canada.

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