How can i become a stereotypical macho?
Turn off your brain
>not ugly
>decently fit
>not manlet
>be myself
>be more confident
>lower my standards
>STILL NO GF
This is it. No more nice guy that's seen as a friend, I wasted all my neetbucks in an expensive skin treatment and I signed up for driving test, I am not a human dildo or an emotional tampon and I'll not die alone like you fucking fat roasties
>Nofap makes me extremely pent up and sexually frustrated, autism rage
>fapping makes me scatterbrained and strung out
WHAT IS THE ANSWER
>>38382952
A gun, Anon
>>38382952
Remove porn stimuli, deny yourself exposure to digital arousal. Maintain that for a two weeks in order to normalize, fap only to imagination. You'll fap less and become more stable and less like a dysfunctional rat hitting a cocaine lever at the slightest amount of stress.
I brushed my teeth today
>wear glasses
>can't cosplay because of it
you can cosplay as harry pongo you dweeb
Just take off your glasses
>>38507661
Can't see shit homie
Friday night, alone playing vidya again.
What are you other robots playing tonight? Listening to any nice music too?
Are you comfy? Do you wish you could be out with friends tonight?
>>38382874
i wish i had a future.
>spend an entire day swipping right
>only 10 matches are fat disgusting she-beast
>even the people who swipped dont want to talk to you
> make fake account with your Average chad
>an endless stream of girls match with fake account
>dont have to message first because they all want me
I want to strangle every fucking female on this website
What did you expect? Tinder is for sluts who want Chad. We all know this.
>>38507620
>I want to strangle every fucking female on this website
there are none here you fool
>>38507620
tinder is for fucking. nobody wants to fuck a ugly loser such as yourself.
>hey anon, why is there so much peanut butter on the dog's fur?
>>38382831
What did he mean by this? I have no clue.
wouId you drink her bIood?
>>38382811
>tfw have a fetish for blood
yes. yes i would
>>38382811
As a doctor that is incredibly cringey, that's not how you cannulate you dumb bitch
Does anyone want to play a 2x rate Ark private server over the weekend? It comes with 11 quality of life mods and I could add more if enough people wanted it. I could even add a nude mods, since you guys like to fuck each other so much.
>>38382732
I wished I could play anon...
How do I get my butt this big? Pls help.
>>38507593
butt injections
they transfer fat from somewhere else and put it in their butt, either that or they get implants which are worse
>>38507593
>that
>big
step up anon
Squats
Oregano original
>2017
>still no beta uprising version of 9/11
>>38382730
Bumooppoooerooooo
>>38382730
What if betas were the bad guys all along?
>>38383080
What are you suggesting?
Orotigogogo
>car ahead of me going a bit slower than I am
>as I approach see dump trump and coexist bumper sticker
>change lanes to pass and casually look over to see what driver looks like
>androgynous 16 year old looking girl
>immediately speeds up and levels her car with mine
>don't look over because autism
>she revs her engine and stays next to me
>eventually speeds passed me when she realizes I'm not interested in racing
Did I do something wrong here? Doesn't seem like she wanted to coexist tbqh
"Hey folks, hope you're having a great time and enjoyed the meal. I specifically hand crafted and prepared tonight's dishes. Your waitress will handle your bill, but since I'm the cook and going to check on the other guests, you can tip me now."
wat do?
Can we please please please meme this practice into Yelp reviews of restaurants
>Wonderful meeting Chef David, he was very polite and thoughtful. It's so cool how you can tip the head chef directly rather than deal with front of house people. You can always spot the newer diners who balk at tipping the Chef personally. Why would anyone be so rude or ungrateful?
Is it weird i feel happy when i masturbate?
>>38382390
I feel guilt and sadness after a bit of cum