Discuss your favorite Gods of the Egyptian pantheon.
Pic related, mine is Thoth.
He is the God of knowledge and (Less so) the moon. He is almost always depicted as an ibis, but can be depicted as other animals, including a baboon.
Who is your favorite Egyptian god?
>inb4 Ra
Probably this guy. Very cool Egyptian god.
>>38384698
Piss off Kaiba, look how cool this fucker is.
>>38384698
>>38385598
>step aside kiddies
I don't have work for two days.. should I just tough it out? I have literally nothing I have to do tmrw.. oh the humanity!
Ayy anon were the same tell me whats keeping you awake
I need to sleep in a room without any electronics.
>>38384462
Im just chilling and I chilled too hard and now it's 4am. What about you?
how dis make you feel black boi? your women are slaves to white cock
>>38384385
I'm a black cuck who worships white men. I am having myself castrated so that only the white man may breed. The white man is the closest thing to God to ever walk the face of the Earth. I'm nigger scum. I'm a monkey.
>>38384471
All wombs of all races should be bred by the white man for he is God.
I knew this very African chick with a deep voice and slender body (pretty unusual for an american black). She was always returning my glances. I forget her name but it was funny, me and my friend sat next to each other, and we wanted the black girls that set next to each other. He actually wanted the fat/thicc one. That's one regret I have from high school is that I didn't #bleach that pussy.
COMFY ANIME TIME on RABB.IT
We'll marathon all 12 episodes
/r9k_cinema
I will start when enough people joined, music will be played in the meantime.
>>38384377
Due to lack of members I will start now
I start my first year undergrad in a few weeks! I won't have a wildly packed schedule unlike in high school (I was one of those kids who worked nonstop all the time). I want to pursue me as a better person and expand my social life since I didn't really have the usual high school set of friends. It was really lonely and kind of shit. Advice on how to seize this fresh start?
Why do i only attact ESFP, INFP, and INTJ girls?
im INFJ
is it the autism
I'm an INFJ, whats wrong with INFP girls?
>>38384291
>attract girls
>whine
fuck off
Myers-Briggs tests are just horoscopes for the slightly more educated.
>So I herd that you're a virgin, anon, i kinda feel sawwy for ya.
>I guess I'll just give my good ol' pussy to you for free though.
>Ain't you glad that I'm a hooker with a golden hert?
>>38384228
Is there a full body image of her?
>>38384445
here ya go sweety
>>38384635
Lindsey Lohan really let herself go
why cant i be happy
how do i get happy
>>38384055
Try meditation
Orginal
You are responsible for your own happiness.
Just choose to be happy. Remember to prethink before thinking, to avoid thinking unhappy thoughts. If you don't prethink, then before you know it, the unhappy thoughts will come. It'll almost seem like thinking is just something that happens, but obviously that's not true unless you freely choose not to prethink.
Remember that criminal girls went crazy for just because he was a Chad?
Finally got what he deserved. Looks like Chads can't rely on their good looks forever.
>>38384054
What are you talking about? He left his wife for a younger and extremely rich woman?? Nothing bad happened to him??
>>38384836
Op is probably still living in his beta wonderland
Why is this board so dull now?
I remember people use to live stream their suicides and shoot up schools
We'd also bear witness to trip fags getting their lives fucked
Shit like beast man and hmmmm threads with OC
Also LESS REDDIT FAGS AND NORMIES
POO POO PEE PEE PEPE
KEN MAGIC
/Mischief/ and /devilish/ threads
Hobby threads
Threads on which OP ruins their life
4chan has become infested with normies and underage that ruined the site.
>>38384292
4chan has always sucked. Always full of underage kids. But if you go on here youre definitely not a normie, let alone post here.
>tfw all of your co-workers of your same wave get promoted except for you
WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR? I'M THE KHHV, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL GUY IN TERMS OF WORK, FUCK THIS SHITTY LIFE!
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Get a permanent copy while you can.
HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP MASTURBATING MY NUTS HURT. I HAVE NUT CANCER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBH
get back to writing, Erf
>>38383910
I think I'm going to try fapping repeatedly to see if it really causes ball pain
>>38383983
Now that I came, I don't want to do it anymore
>Aunt gets a divorce
>a couple years later she finds a new man
>Man has a daughter
>Meet said daughter
>hit it off perfectly
>after a few months we start dating in secret
>we talk everyday,call each other on the phone and what not
>After 3 months she sends pic related
How do i take this a step further?
Come on guys. This is serious.
>>38383859
>After 3 months she sends pic related
Jesus Christ that's horrifying, you should forward it to the police before shit hits the fan completely.
Did you even got to touch her. If not she was Trolling since the start
Okay r9k. I need advice. I am sleeping in the same bed with the girl of my dreams right now. We're camping in an old building and the bed in question is a soggy old mattress that's probably been fucked on by more people than any mattress should be subjected to. We've been best friends for awhile now and she knows i'm really into her. She thinks i'm attractive but she doesn't want a relationship right now. We cuddled a bit before she fell asleep but we stopped because it's 80+ degrees and fucking hot. Tomorrow morning I want to make a move and maybe make us "best friends with benefits" how should I go about doing this /r9k/? Please help.
>>38383851
what do you hope to acheive by posting here. just to make us suffer. congrats op, you made it. fuck off blogposting faggot
All you need to do is believe in dinosaurs, and they'll believe in you.
Now put it into action and turn your life around.
Probably should have made a move last night if you were already in bed with her.