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get in the box NEETies

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I am fat and ugly and lonely and awkward but make a lot of money. How can I use this to get laid?

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is there any type of tablets or medicine I can get that will give me the same amount of energy every normie seems to have? I just lay in bed all day feeling tired and don't want to do anything due to feeling so tired, even when I go for walks or tried biking for a month it didn't do anything, still felt tired as hell, even tried changing my diet but it just gave me the shits

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PSA: Blacks can't be bots

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do i have receding hairline

my hairline is like pic releated and im 19yo

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why is it so hard to sleep normally?
i'm gonna try staying up for another 14 hours until 10 pm, but i know that even if i stay up for 30 hours, i'll end up just taking a 1 hour nap over the night.

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>be me
>want to fuck a hot mature woman
>go on craigslist in germany
>hook up with a mature woman, nice pictures etc.
>finally met with her
>she looks like pic, right one
>not enough balls to quit the meet up
>fucked that monster
>feel disgusted after

...just kill me...

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>Greetings, friend,
>I hear you need somebody,
>Someone who can defend,
>From the lack of anybody,
>Who are willing to lend a hand.
>Well really do not worry,
>Now I am here,
>There is no need to hurry,
>Let me make it crystal clear,
>There is really nothing to fear.
>You will no longer feel as such
>it's a sacrifice we all must make
>You wont feel at all, very much
>it's a risk we all must take.
>Inside, you will be sleeping,
>Outside, no one will know,
>Take my hand and hold tight,
>And I will never let you go.
>You might be thinking who,
>Or maybe even why,
>Would someone help you live your life,
>Even though your life's a lie.
>I'll make it very simple, see,
>You're life's false through and through,
>I just help you believe it,
>Maybe others will believe you too.
>Never will there be bad day,
>It's part of my job to make sure,
>And go out of my way,
>To ensure every single day
>Is always every time the same.
>You might think you are unhappy,
>And this is diffidently the case,
>We'll have to rectify it,
>Altering your mind will mend your ways.

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I DONE GAVE THE JAILS TOO MANY YEARS
YEARS THAT I WONT GET BACK
AND I SWEAR I DONE SHED TOO MANY TEARS
FOR NIGGAS THAT I WONT GET BACK
YEAH I GOT NIGGAS IN THE GRAVEYARD
NIGGAS IN THE STATE YARDS
I SWEAR NOT A DAY GOES BY
THAT I DONT THINK ABOUT THE TIMES
I WISH THAT I COULD REWIND

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hey guys

come join kahoot

https://www.rabb.it/300percentnigerianprince

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You can travel back in time to any point in your life and you're physically that age will all your current memories..
..but..
..you have to kill the (you) in that timeline and dispose of their body.

what do?

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>had sex with my crush
>she continues fucking more guys after me

How do I completely purge myself of emotion?
inb4 coping mgtow virgins

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AND SHE NEVER SEEN A BOSS
I TOLD HER I BE'S THE BOSS
AND SHE RATHER WAIT IN THE CAR
WHEN I PULL UP AND SERVE AT YOUR HOUSE
I MET THE LITTLE BITCH AT THE BAR
I TOLD HER THAT I WAS A TRAP STAR
IMA BE IN THE HALL OF FAME OF TRAPPIN
I BEAT UP THE POT WITH A CROW BAR

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Is it love when even after a girl tells you she does not want to have sex with you, you still want to hang around and spend time with her?

Second question, do women really think that the moment they say no to ever wanting to have sex with a guy, the guy automatically no longer ever lusts after her body or views her sexually, and expects them to never break eye contact at all?

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>tfw no lonely gf