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>tfw gonna confess to the boy I like tomorrow
wish me look boys~

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So fucking tired of brainlets and normies. No one will reply tho this thread, Goodnight fags

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Does anyone else here hate living, or going out in public due to depression or social anxiety?

I've been on anti depressants for the past few months, and on occasion the drugs just don't do their job, sometimes i have to deal with extremely judgemental and hostile people, and depending on the day or week i may feel so depressed from it I end up hanging my head and ignoring people.

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This woman would reject most robots due to tinder. Let that sink in for a bit.

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i hate myself and i hate you people
im going to transform into a chad

fuck you people, im going to kill this self of mine

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What other herbs/plants other than tobacco and weed can you smoke?

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I'm a chef at Wendy's. AMA

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How to stop smiling in inappropriate situations? One day I'm normal one day I can't stop smiling for no reason

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Spend it wisely

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>be me
>work at dog shelter
>cleaning cage replacing food and water
>thirstyasfuck.png
>fill clean dog dish with water and sip that marvelous life giving liquid
>hear my boss "anon what the fuck"
>old mormon lady never heard her curse
>my autism doesn't let me explain just stare as she walks away gagging
>mfw
it gets worse much much worse should i continue

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>like girl
>get drunk with her all the time
>ends up coming back to my place a lot
>somehow i managed to get her into my bed
>spooning , tried to initiate but she said no
>ask her to hang out again later that week
>blows me off
>get pissed, limit contact for 2 weeks
>run into her at party, bring her home
>end up fucking
>she leaves and says we shouldnt have done that
>cut contact for 2 years
>forget i lent her something, message her asking for it back
>she still has it, asks when im free
>tell her she can just mail it
>insists that she gives it to me in person
>she also wants to "catch up"

What does this mean? She said she didnt like me and thought we shouldnt have fucked. Now she wants to see me again?

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>be me
>korean american male, 19
>just started working at uncle's company
>job sucks, pay sucks, hours are terrible and make me want to kill myself
>but, there is a petite qt chinese woman who works in my department that is starting to show interest in me
>always shy and blushing when she sees me, giggling too much, nervous, all the typical schoolgirl in front of crush behaviors

Should I go for it, guys? I don't know if I can survive this mind numbing shit for much longer without some entertainment. The only problem is, she is 26. I shit you not. I think she fell for me because chinese dig Koreans these days because of kpop and dramas and all that shit, but there is a level of weird here. Doesn't help that it's at my uncle's company, and if he found out it would cause a lot of awkwardness in my family, seeing as my parents are conservative old school Koreans (your partner must be pure-blooded Korean, same age or younger, or they will flip shit) It would have to be super secret, and would also be very risky, but it would make the job totally worth it. Not larping here, by the way, this is all completely true, I swear to god

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tfw you'll never walk back from a productive day of class on a blustery fall day, hand in hand with your girlfriend. you've been with her since high school and were so excited to go to college together. she's wearing a cozy gray sweatshirt and jeans. she pulls up the hood as the wind picks up, sending a cascade of leaves in your path; a delightful bouquet of red and orange.

you admire the brick institutions lining the road, hallowed houses of education that have been here for hundreds of years, here for yet another autumn. you converse lightly about today's lecture and muse that you haven't started your project yet. she hasn't either, and says she can't wait to get back to the dorms -- they're serving french onion soup for dinner today, her favorite.

it is only a few blocks back now. in the distance you hear the marching band rehearsing, the boom of the bass drums and the crack of the snares echoing off the buildings. familiar paradiddles and melodies twinkle in the setting sun. back in high school you were both in the band, and won a state championship together.

you're at the dining hall now, there's a bit of a line, but it is of no concern. after a lovely meal and bit of banter with classmates, you head back to her dorm. it is a spartan closet of a dwelling, but you helped her decorate with memories of home and high skies; the old black and gold proudly draped over a wall.

you nestle in bed together. you can still hear the wind whistling outside, but her and the blankets provide a sublime refuge. you turn on the telly, an old tube contraption her dad was keeping in the garage. game 1 of the nl pennant series is tonight; your boys from cincinnati against new york. it is a national broadcast with adequate pomp: renowned announcers and bright graphics packages on display. the lights are on in the ballpark, pushing back against the black night; the familiar diamond, the green grass, promising a few more hours of summertime.

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ITT: We post shitty advice that normies give.
Ignore any posts that unironically say it's "good advice". I'll start:

>If you're unhappy with your life, just change it

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How do I rekindle my interest in vidya /r/obots? I don't enjoy anything anymore.