>stick hand between balls and thigh
>sniff it
>the pungent odor makes me think of philippino people
shit, so it isn't just me?
>tfw no gf with to lick my pinoy-sweat balls
>bf is a white washed flip
>tfw he never has any body odor.
How do you do the sensitive guy thing?
Im trying to get with this crazy hot pill popping chick. How do I use my own mental illness and self hate to make her want me?
first person to meet me at lumbridge world 1 gets 1 mil
>>38389556
whats ur name anon
Sup robots, I'm currently at work, unfortunately I'm working with the girl I love that fucked me over recently and I have to work with her the next 6 hours ama
>>38389541
HOP OUT DROP TOP FUCK YALL TALKIN I NEED IT RN
So what happened exactly? And pic please friendo
>>38389541
why do you think you love her?
dont you know that love is nothing but chemicals in your brain and therefore not real
stop being such a whiny bitch and get over it cause its you that decided to show up to work despite her having broken up with you
>too normie to fit in with autists
>too autistic to fit in with normies
How does one end this hell?
you must first fit in your own body
By hanging out with the cyborgs. Join the Borg.
>>38389530
With the firmest of handshakes
>have gf
>she tells me she gets approached by random guys daily
Reminder that girls will never come to you first because they can just go outside and get a bf
>>38389463
Not true, I'm completely anti-social and the three relationships i've had in my 23 years of existence were all initiated by a female. But since i shut myself in i've been single ever since. Or maybe i just got lucky
Submit to the superior white cock. The white man is God.
>NO
>HOMOSEXUAL
>FEMALE PENIS
if you had female friends who have a boyfriend then they would introduce you to their single female friends and it's 100% guaranteed that you will get in on that
but none of you are willing to do that because you think it makes you an orbiter or in the friendzone, you gotta think ahead of that man
Been edging for the past eight hours, who else /wasting another weekend/ here?
Can fembots even compete with Joy of Sweden?
>>38389256
Speaking of Sweden, how can Chad's and bots alike compete with ultra-chad Mohammed that just rapes beautiful women he pleases every day?
On your way
I WANNA FEEL A BOOBY
Any other Erie (PA) bots here?
Did you guys see mothafuckin DANNY TREJO in the bike parade?
Also, PA thread.
why would anyone care about this?
>>38389173
I'm in Pittsburgh. So what?
>tfw short women only come up to the lower half of my chin instead of below my shoulders
I HATE BEING A MANLET
>>38389032
it doesn't matter, we are different sizes here but we all are losers. if you were tall, it would change nothing.
Just below the chin is perfect, though. You won't have to bend in an awkward shape to kiss her.