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>tfw you will never be the man in pic related.
it hurts everyday.
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>>38509287
Wha is even the point in that?
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>>38509287
I can't comprehend this kind of fetish.
I would just leave that guy if he can't fuck me and needs a dildo.
Fucks sake I can fuck myself with a dildo.
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>>38509332
its psychological torture
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Pajeet here
All I want in the world is a white gf
My plan is once I finish college and get my cpa license I settle down with some single mother willing to settle. Most white women won't even look my way. I just want one to love me so badly.
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Well fwiw the girl in your pic doesn't look very white to me.
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>>38509267
who is this grille
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>>38509282
she is and she's an edgy "communist" who listens to entry level industrial
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We're having a boy! What kind of boy names do you like?
I'd like Anon's critique on the list (last name changed but rhymes):
Rigel Decimus Comey
Alistyr Sagan Comey
Marinus Allyn Comey
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>>38509222
Is the first one pronounced like re-gal? I think that one's cool.
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>>38509570
I think they're intending it to be pronounced "Rye-gel". Kind of like Nigel.
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>>38509222
All shitty
You're trying too hard to be original
If you want your son to sound like a 90 year old wizard then maybe
Stick with a good strong name
>tfw having a tiny penis (4") is the only viable excuse for a person still being a virgin into their 30s
If you have a sub-5" penis, then there's no reason to feel bad about being a virgin. It's very comforting.
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>>38390557
>have 8 inches
>still a virgin
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>>38390646
Literally just apply for porn LMAO.
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What do robots think of this fucking fag
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>>38509110
I think he aids diagnosis
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>>38509110
I think he is a bit suicidal. Just a bit though
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>>38509110
I think he should kill himself after his latest album
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Submit to the superior white slave master cock
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where can I find this white male/black female stuff?
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>>38390551
Bump this thread now bump
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>>38390604
On literally any porn site.
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i found out how to vibrate my epiglottis ( little meat flap thing in the back of your throat ) and make a sound like a frog croaking
woah
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>>38509083
record it and upload i'm fucking curious now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ZbBQQ-vps
Do you mean this noise?
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>>38509083
Can you make REEEE sounds that way?
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>almost died of alcohol poisoning before
It wasn't intentional, but it was pure bliss. I would of died if I wasn't found. I didn't feel pain even though I supposedly was having a seizure after I passed out.
I wish I could do it again, this time intentionally...no balls.
So how close have you guys come
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Got in a prett bad car accident on the highway when I was 10. Doctors said it was a miracle I didn't become a paraplegic.
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I was born with an undersized aorta.
I have never been near death.
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riding my bike and a car going 100 mph just barely missed me. this was on my way to meet my internet boyfriend for the first time. we didn't fug, just stared at each other.
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>at the beach with my mom and my little sister
>reading a book and chilling near a family with a little girl around 6 years old
>the little girl goes to play with her friends near the street, but always staying in the beach
>suddenly she comes back after a while telling her father that a strange man is watching her
>she said that he's moving his hands in his pants, creating the movement
>I run there with her father and we see this old man turning on his car and running away while we're reaching the street
>the children are going playing somewhere else, near their parents
wtf /r9k/, he did it openly in front of those children..he knew their parents were near them, why didn't he just stay in the car? what the hell was he thinking? also this is sick.
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You sound like a normie. You should know full well why creeps gonna creep.
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>>38390503
>>she said that he's moving his hands in his pants, creating the movement
Scratching balls? its a hot day?
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>>38390533
she was clearly imitating a fapping movement
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Hey /r9k/ wasn't something supposed to happen around this time? Someone had posted
>24 hours
or something. What happened?
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>>38509071
chester was a r9k poster and he offed himself senpai the board is ridden with thread I'm surprised nobody made the connection yet
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>>38509185
That can't be real... Really gets my synapses firing.
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>>38509185
oh shit that does explain it
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>tfw whiteboi with no BBCs in me
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The r9k user catalog starting here: VPJvbmC
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I can't ignore how stupid R9K is, all the threads here are absolute garbage and filth.
this is probably why you are NEETS and losers. you can't even make a good thread
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POOPOO PIPI DADA ROASTIE TOASTIE FROSTY
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Top notch thread right here, pot kettle game and set parsley and sage faggot
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"Hi anon, I know you had a crush on me all throughout high school and college and I'm ready to be yours! I just had to get my wild side out but you were the one all along!"
wat say?
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go away, 4chan belongs to the shitlords
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hypothetically do you think it would be rude to make trophies of a horse's ass, label them as participation trophies, and inscribe them with:
>I failed Sarah Beckett.
And then hand them out to those who failed her?
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