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>tfw you will never eat a wonka bar again
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>>38393136
what happened here?
oroajofajofjoajfdo
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>>38393136
now if only this thread would get deleted too
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Sure just take a normie make him unemployed, move in with his parents, take his gf away
Wait 6-12 months
Then boom r9k levels of suicidal depression
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>>38393136
No. They're less sensitive, more resilient, and their early lives and genetics aren't shit.
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HOWS MY TUFF LIL BUCKAROOS DOIN TODAY?!
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What could he possibIy mean by this?
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>>38392981
Is that paedophilia
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Men and women have one emotional bf or gf.
And these same men and women have different sexual partners without limits.
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>>38392951
>not finding yourself one
I forgot the only ppl you can get are emotionally broken or only offer one piece of a whole LOL
Get with great people who do both
Nvm you dont access
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This guy has a skinny white gf, why don't you?
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If you are bored right now go get some benadryl and take 15.
Its like being on acid.
Report back.
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I took 17 and now the walls are melting
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>>38509779
I can't count, is it OK to take the whole bottle?
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>>38509863
That sounds like about 15
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How were you ghosted?
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She stopped talking to me
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>>38393078
This. I just posted about it in another topic. I don't get it.
I hate how I'll never know what's so shitty about me as a person that others just don't care about me. Nobody cares enough to tell me "oh, you can do this, this, or this to improve" they just stop talking to me.
Nobody cares. Nobody ever will.
If you want a gf you only need to be (PIC) and approach any girl.
It doesn't work if you are a manlet.
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Any of you robots into self-bondage? I just recently started and it's pretty enjoyable!
What do you like to do?
Any stories?
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>24 year old KHHV
>At the mall, there's a New Age "Crystal Healing Booth" on the way to the stylist
>Booth qt recognizes "the walk," smells blood in the water, pounces
>Too spineless to say no
>She pulls out all the stops in her playbook
>"You're frustrated that no one takes you seriously..."
>"Other people have betrayed your trust and hurt you in the past."
>(This continues for a couple minutes or so. I vacillate between playing along, but eventually I switch to full on buying it because she nailed everything perfectly)
>"Anon, these crystals will help you get over your pain and put you on the path to spiritual renewal."
>She waves them around for a few seconds
>"I can already see your aura returning to a healthy glow. You're a good person, Anon. Remember to be strong, brave, and confident. Continue to do your yoga, and stop by if you need any more healing."
>Realize that I just spend $60 to talk to some qt for a few minutes because I'm bored, pathetic, and lonely
>Return home and go upstairs to my room.
>Suddenly hear my mother yelling downstairs.
>"Someone took the $60 I put here on the cupboard. $60 that wasn't theirs!"
>My dad joins in.
>"Are you sure he took it?"
>"Yeah, he always does this."
>"Okay, I'll go talk to him--"
>"He can buy whatever he wants when he gets a paycheck!"
>Hear a knock on the door. It's my dad.
>"Champ, hey. We need to talk. Your mother and I have been talking, and we think it's time you got a job. I'm driving you around town to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. Remember to go in there and ask for the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. Simple enough, Champ?"
FML
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Don't take money that's not yours you thieving nigger. Fuck you.
whats the purpose of life if im not rich?
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>>38392783
to get rich.
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>>38392783
To get rich?
Originally
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>>38392829
>get a job in mc donalds u will be rich in a few years i promise bro
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>go to the gym everyday since April
>always see qt there working out
>Last Friday, finally gain the confidence to talk to her after a lot of convincing from /adv/
>"Sorry, I don't come to the gym to meet guys"
I guess that's it. I only go to work, the gym and my house so there's no way for me to meet another girl.
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that's not a bad try
keep saying "hi" to her
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>>38509855
Wouldn't that just be annoying for her?
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>>38509862
Depends on how well your first conversation went. If you just asked her out, forget it. But if you actually tried normal conversation, then yeah. Just say hey every now and again. Don't overdo it by being that guy and doing it everyday though. However, knowing you, it's probably already ruined. She's probably noticed you staring at her for fucking months on end.
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*rapes your wife*
*Netflix and chills with your daughter*
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Fuck your oc rules cancerbot.
Im fucking 45 and living in a truck camper
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>>38392736
Hard to believe that whoever made the rules didn't take that into account.