>hey bro our football landed by you! You mind feeding me the rock?
What do you do?
>>38510252
Line my fingers up with the stitches and launch a slightly-wobbly spiral.
I could launch that pigskin over them mountains.
Go deep hombre. Keep going.
KEEP GOING THIS AINT MY FIRST RODEO
*set ball on ground and walk away*
>>38510742
Underrated post the thread doesn't deserve to die on.
I'm scared of going outside and being judged or getting bored or getting sweaty or tired and it's all very demotivating. I also don't want to study because I'm afraid of getting bored or frustrated.
What should I do to curb these anxieties and immediately do what I have to do?
My trick is just not to think about it.
Like ripping off a band aid, just do what you need to do. Don't give your brain the chance to make up excuses
Any girls looking for a guy to share there sorrows with? It can even be a guy catfishing me. I don't fucking care at this rate. I just want to at least have the feeling of being loved. I'll gladly put my kik if anyone's interested.
I'm so fucking pathetic. I know.
>>38510181
sure anon, post your contact info
Don't cry OP, you have us ;_;
>>38511165
kik: Kalmahavak
Have fun. I don't care if Im catfishes or whatever. I just want to feel loved.
I wish I was good at drawing so I could spend all my day being productive and just draw and think of all the fantasies in my head to create imaginary homes, cities, worlds, sceneries and everything.
But I can't. I'm too stupid, unwilling, lazy and a terrible member of society.
Drawing would give my life at least a reason to be around. But I got nothing.
If you don't have the discipline and will to practice every day, you don't deserve to be an artist anyway.
>>38394692
Draw ironic MS Paint memes.
>controller is the superior input method once everything is consireded
>tfw you will never be close friends with a qt female
>tfw you will never have meaningful conversations with a qt female
>tfw you will never go outside just to chill with a qt female friend
You guys in the friendzone don't know how good you have it, at least you have experience with talking to girls.
It is good, but I need more.
I did some errands today, and after decided to get a beer. went to a place thats typically quiet enough in the afternoon i could read and get a quick drink. guy starts talking to me and i've already had two so I listen to him. Same old story about some good looking girl ruining his life. He says all his buds told him she was no good, he looks at me looking for comfort.
I tell him she's nothing, and the fact he puts up with it makes him even less. I tell him he's less than nothing. A burnout, a loser, a drunk. I tell him to find some pride suck it up. Then I tell him to leave me alone, I wanna read. He doesn't get that I don't wanna talk he keeps trying. I start to think I'm a fucked up callous human so I try to lighten up and open up. Hours go by and I just hate this loser again. Any time I go out in public I'm disgusted. I look at myself and I'm disgusted because I'm so hateful and spiteful but these are the people that barge into my life. I just have no interest in this anymore. I cant find any peace.
>>38394632
nice blog
but yea, people generally suck
>>38394711
yeah sorry, i don't know why it bothered me so much. I'm obviously the fucking dick here too for having no empathy and deciding this is a sign to recede further into hermitage
Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off
Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all
Now speed up
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
Gas pedal
Gas pedal (You already know me, S-A-G-E)
>>38394581
Arms legs heads necks and throats
All the symptoms of twenty six dead goats
>get drunk
>upload faceshot to /soc/
>get rated very favorably by men and women alike
>question if I belong here or not
how do I proceed
>>38394579
by watching k-on obviously
>tfw not sure if handsome or not but don't want to post myself online
I mean everything on the internet is there forever and I enjoy not having my pics on the internet
Guess I'll never know
>>38394637
>>tfw not sure if handsome or not but don't want to post myself online
>I mean everything on the internet is there forever and I enjoy not having my pics on the internet
>Guess I'll never know
Who's mommies sexy little boy? Come get your tendies!
Yeah fuckin right fag. You're about as attractive as pic related.
Have to go work nightshift stacking shelves in one hour AMA
working on God's rest day?
that's barbaric you heathen
>>38394547
well only the early morning then i can rest all day
How come being a robot have to mean you are a loser? This board defined what a robot was and it chooses to define it as a complete degenerate? Absolutely retarded. We should redefine that word right now!
I am not a virgin, shut-in, loser, moron, and I am a robot!
Personally I think the most legit robots are those of us on the autistic spectrum or with aspergers
Wrong faggot. Look at you, roaming these boards thinking you're a robot. You delude yourself into this edgy facade in order to fit in but in the end, you make yourself look retarded. Please just fuck off and die.
the term robot used to mean the hash check that enforces post uniqueness
the current concept of robot is loosely defined and void of meaning
don't bother
Why do I enjoy seeing fictional girls sad? I don't know if I "enjoy" it, It makes me feel more alive I guess? Like I actually feel emotion for once. I don't know, I can't really describe the feeling.
I started reading pic related
I'm so lonely
Also I had another dream last night that I was back, and it makes me sad when I have those dreams.
>walk in to pick up my order
>guy waiting for his food near cashier literally turns around and stares at me dumbfounded for 10 seconds like he's never seen a girl in his life
thank god I was wearing sunglasses so I didn't have to see his face. I could tell from his silhouette he was fucking ugly ass white man lol
>>38394187
Baiting real hard here
Chad here. Fucked 3 chicks in my dream. AMA.
>>38394156
what happened to his body
weird
Is there any official /r9k/ Horde WoW guilds? I'm looking for a new guild right now for casual raiding.