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>Joy Lane
Who was she?

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i know theres surgeries for bad noses and teeth that turn you into chad, but how do you fix involuntary twitching?
it limits your facial range of motion and it can't be helped
is it a hemifacial spasm or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2BKOApkz-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciwRP2ToNrU
http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/face-twitching-when-smiling-face-clenching-up-in-social-sitauiations-111503/
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=440031

i dont want a paralyzed face should i just kms

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What's the point of even trying if you're a non-Chad?

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who else here has been depressed since Preschool/Kindergarten?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0
Just... post songs.

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Sometimes I wonder, with all my failures in my life, am I a bad human being? I mean, I know I am trash, but do you ever get the feeling you are not good?

Like you are actually an evil, selfish person, but you are very fucking subtle about it. What is it about me, and probably many of you, that makes us think it's somehow OK not to change? What the actual fuck is wrong with us? How did we become this way, how are even aware of this and yet incapable of changing?

We must have the power to change, but since we choose not to, we must neccessarily be evil. I don't believe the depression meme as much as I believe in the concept of evil.

What's your thoughts?

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How do I make Asian girls lust for me so I can get an Asian gf?

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/r9k/ the video game

prove me wrong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

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How does everyone here feel about Spiritual Satanism and Satan aka Enki, Melek Teus, Lucifer, Baphoment, The Serpent, Peacock Angel etc??

Any Satanist's followers of the one true God and creator of humanity here? Not Anton Lavey Atheistic Satanist, only followers of Enki/Melek/Baphoment/Satan allowed...

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>implying I love myself

muslims won again, I guess

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Does your ex-girlfriend make you puke, anon?

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My entire life I've always just wanted someone to share things with, being 32 now I feel like I'm starting to notice my best years behind me, you begin to notice you're not the age group that advertisements target, you're forgotten about where most people are enjoying making money and starting families. I've always wanted a trap girlfriend after seeing Bailey Jay here on 4chan back at the start, being a total loser anon and browsing /b/ all day, being just completely socially unaware of girls and disgusted by them and how shallow they are. Traps seem... much better, I don't care about the penis or gayness, even if they're in boy mode irl while hanging out, it's just two dudes, I really don't care what other people think and can never even see myself finding a trap or where to begin. Honestly for years and years I've tried different dating websites, they're rare and in there, you can spot crossdressers, trans and traps, I've tried craigslist but the results are usually what I'm not looking for, barely passable or shady people and I never had luck. With things like grindr there's actually a surprising number of transgendered, but I can never find myself able to get them to talk to me, grindr is really dumb to meet people on for a relationship, the gay community is so hyper sexualized that it's sort of disturbing if you're not some smoking hot Chad with abs and a massive dick, women complain about men and how they're always sexualized but fuck.. the gay community seems rough. I want.. a trap, a cute girly girlfriend that can dress up and actually likes it, enjoys gaming and anime and being with me, someone I could date.

I find life fleeting and just want someone to be with, traps seem so great when I see their pics on r9k and b, they seem to love to show off girly, hairless and lovely bodies for everyone to see, even perverts like myself!

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Here's a small Discord some of you guys would be interested in. Newfriends, oldfags welcome!
Admin and others will be sure to do their best to include you in conversations! We also do movie night often !
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We have a bot that welcomes people, for the ones who dont like that kinda stuff haha.

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Jotun Free To Own

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_Valhalla_Edition/
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