Got knuckle deep in my cousin's pussy today can't stop sniffing my fingers.
why does my pee pee tingle when I see bigger pee pees?
>What percentage of robots are pedophiles?
I'd say at least 70%
>>38511413
it is more the question of all mankind and the percentage is probably in the neighborhood of 100%
>>38511413
woah pedo this isnt /b/
>>38511413
>I'd say at least 70%
Not even close you sick fuck
>yo anon you just gotta be yo' self mane
>go talk to her fool
>work at suicide hotline
>laughed at a roastie who was suicidal because a guy rejected her
>she started bawling as I laughed and I told her to grow up
>she hanged up on me
>mfw she called again and I was the one to answer
>I disguise my voice to sound like someone else
>she opens up all over again (takes 10 minutes)
>then I start laughing again revealing my normal voice
>she screams in the phone as I continue laughing
>she hangs up and I get fired
worth it, they didn't even pay me anyway.
>>38399774
how the fuck do i get your job
do i need a BA in like counseling or can i just apply?
>>38399786
It's volunteer, I didn't get paid anon. They even let children work at suicide hotlines
>tfw no yugoslav bf
>former coworker said she's leaving the province next week
>She told me before she told her layabout other half
What did she mean by that.
>>38399696
It means she's leaving the province next week.
>>38399806
Tfw it wont mean more
>>38399696
>former coworker said she's leaving the province next week
>she told me before I finished my cup of joe
Why do people pretend women have "freedom of choice"? Everything they do is a result of kike brainwashing.
fuck you for not making me commit suicide aya
i fucking hate you
>>38399653
Who's Suicide Aya?
Simple question, what is preventing you bastards from killing yourselves? For me, it's vast amounts of weed and internet porn, and a slight glimpse of hope for the future. Mostly porn and weed though.
>>38399595
The fact that I have way too much to care about. The fact that I own a WWII-era helmet, a laptop with a few vidyas on it, and I have multiple alts on a roleplay chat room site. If i didn't have those, I'd off myself on the spot.
>>38399726
I should invest in a WWII era helmet
how do I ask out a coworker without my other coworkers being close and making it awkward
also without it being awkward in general
I haven't asked out a girl IRL in 4 years
come on /r9k/ i don't know who else to ask
Good question lol
It's just gonna be the same shit today
Are wight boys finally taking their women back from the colored meme boyz?
>Mom said I have 3 months to find a job and move out and after that she's kicking me out even if I'll be homeless
>Cry and beg literally on my knees asking her to let me stay for another year
>She says no
>Go into my room and slam the door
>She yells at me and says she's reducing my time to two months
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. I only have 2 months and I have no qualifications. I fucking hate my mom, she would let her own son be homeless because I'm inconveniencing her
bro how old are you?
>>38511411
Go get a fucking job you faggot
>>38511419
I'm 29 years old but that doesn't matter, I have no qualifications and she fucking knows I won't be able to find a job but she doesn't care and is letting me be homeless because she doesn't want to deal with me
Fall for girl who is a lesbian. Think she actually likes me for a little bit. She starts dating a girl I know. This girl texts me just to tell me she loves my crush and they have been hooking up regularly for weeks. I got cucked by a girl. How should I kill myself?
>>38399457
Fall for your crushes friend instead
[Spoiler]worked for me[/spoiler]
You've got to get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON...weed! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! That's the best way!
>>38399513
What's worse is I told everyone I know except one person that my crush and I are a couple. I am certifiably retarded. But I like this idea I'll try it.