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Can you imagine it? Going to the slave market, browsing the females for whatever takes your fancy? Women of every shape and size you could possibly desire? And they have no choice but to do as you say?

God, it must have been heaven on earth. What a time to have lived in.

And here we fucking are.

Anonymous
2017-07-16 03:12:52 Post No.38401005
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:12:52 Post No. 38401005 [Report] [View this topic]

> tfw no asian amazon gf to neckchoke you into unconsciousness

why even live desu

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:39:21 Post No.38401507
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>>38401005
What the hell is she doing to ProJared??

Why did he gain weight?

Anonymous
2017-07-16 03:09:22 Post No.38400939
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:09:22 Post No. 38400939 [Report] [View this topic]

>Laugh at people shorter than me in my head despite being a 5'5" manlet
Who here /hypocrite/?

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Anonymous
2017-07-16 03:07:13 Post No.38400900
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:07:13 Post No. 38400900 [Report] [View this topic]

so standing up as a skinny person burns like 180 calories in an hour and like 1000 in 8 hours. Does that mean if i stand around all day instead of sitting (fat dude) I can lose weight?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:08:16 Post No.38400917
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>>38400900
calories in vs calories out, it's not rocket science, eating less is by far the easiest way

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help me bros 2017-07-16 03:03:37 Post No.38400841
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help me bros Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:03:37 Post No. 38400841 [Report] [View this topic]

all i was motivated by before was a girl
i dont give a shit about the girl anymore
i dont have motivation
how do i find the strength to do anything anymore?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:13:15 Post No.38401013
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Bump, looking for answer to this too.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:17:13 Post No.38401078
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:17:13 Post No.38401078 [Report]

Give up and become a NEET my friend.

Anonymous
2017-07-21 03:36:49 Post No.38511747
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:36:49 Post No. 38511747 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>filthy casual messages me
>says some dumb shit
>answer him with appropriate reaction image
>mfw he says "lol" and sends me generic "when her parents ain't home" meme

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:47:35 Post No.38511925
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:47:35 Post No.38511925 [Report]

I'm replying because Junkrat is hot.
Fuck having a real 3D boyfriend, 2D is superior.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:49:55 Post No.38511957
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>>38511747
>filthy casual
Who are those fucking people? Reddit?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:52:50 Post No.38512003
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>>38511957
T-That's my way of saying normies since normies use the word "normie" all the time...

Anonymous
2017-07-21 03:34:58 Post No.38511716
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:34:58 Post No. 38511716 [Report] [View this topic]

What are you waiting for u fucking nerds?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:37:50 Post No.38511758
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>>38511716
What the fuck would even happen if you call it? Is it like an escort service? Anything else would be really weird and awkward

Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:22:23 Post No.38512420
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>>38511716
just a dumb ass phone sex line pretty much

Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:24:04 Post No.38512444
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:24:04 Post No.38512444 [Report]

>>38511716
>Hi, you've reached Chad's Stacy Deflowering Service and STD Clinic. For help in losing your virginity, press 1. If you are a male, hang up.

Anonymous
2017-07-16 03:01:56 Post No.38400805
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:01:56 Post No. 38400805 [Report] [View this topic]

Follow me on a lonesome, perilous adventure to Wal-Mart. There I shall buy alcohol and return to my abode and become inebriated to expand my wisdom. Onwards!

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:20:04 Post No.38401125
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Onwards OP, onwards into the sunset.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:40:08 Post No.38401525
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>>38401125
The old ass Indian fuck took forever yo sell go me but I got it

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:43:11 Post No.38401584
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now what?
orignalsi

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2017-07-16 03:01:41 Post No.38400799
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:01:41 Post No. 38400799 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do Jews hate azians? I get why they hate whites, they tried systematically killing them off...... twice, but i don't think azians have done that, even when the Japs and the Germans created the superteam

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:06:54 Post No.38400892
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>>38400799
whats your evidence that jews hate azians? What percentage of jews would you say do? Might it be easily to say who the jews dont hate?

Anonymous
2017-07-16 02:55:35 Post No.38400685
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:55:35 Post No. 38400685 [Report] [View this topic]

Jotun Free To Own

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a permanent copy to your account while you can

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:57:08 Post No.38400720
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I have this game on xbox

It's kinda similar to Ori in terms of artstyle, really good looking

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Alcoholics of /r9k/ 2017-07-21 03:32:57 Post No.38511686
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Alcoholics of /r9k/ Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:32:57 Post No. 38511686 [Report] [View this topic]

>that euphoric feel when drinking

Holy fuck boys there's nothing like it

>Mfw I bought a 6 pack and I'm gonna drink all of it tonight and talk with my friends on /r9k/

I love you guys man

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:39:22 Post No.38511783
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Fuck off you drunk

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:41:30 Post No.38511821
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:41:30 Post No.38511821 [Report]

Drinking doesn't get me very drunk anymore... I need to take a break from it

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:44:10 Post No.38511872
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>>38511783

That was rude dood

But you still my nigga

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:30:14 Post No. 38511641 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you think I could pay a prostitute to painfully drink my piss jug while I masturbate to her unhappiness?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:33:36 Post No.38511695
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>>38511641
it would be extremely painful on your wallet

Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:14:12 Post No.38512303
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>>38511695
Its a big wallet

Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:18:30 Post No.38512359
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>>38512303
for me (neet)

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Bartender 2017-07-21 03:29:43 Post No. 38511634 [Report] [View this topic]

What'll it be robot

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:31:39 Post No.38511668
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>>38511634
Mtn Dew martini and an order of Tendies. Extra BBQ sauce.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:32:54 Post No.38511684
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>>38511634
Just a Fuck-my-shit-Up tonight boss

Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:36:21 Post No.38511742
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>>38511634
How about some sex on the beach ahwhwhw

...I'm so lonely

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:52:26 Post No. 38400626 [Report] [View this topic]

So... it's scientifically proven?

4.7" girth here

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>>38400626
No one buys long thin dildos
everyone buys em thick when they're looking for "size"

Anonymous 2017-07-16 04:00:30 Post No.38401896
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>>38400626
Yes, it's scientifically proven

origen

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:51:10 Post No. 38400603 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw made my youtube faster by using google's dns

Who /hackerman/ here?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/