new /rabbit/ thread
last one got overrun by furfags
this one will too
>>38402812
>>38402812
>>38402812
originally bumping
GEEGEEGEEGEEGEEE
Rabbit hunting is pretty fun to be honest
How do i go to atlanta to be a producer rapper and sell drugs? I really want to just run to the city i fucking FUCKING fucking HATE living in a small town. I need to be somewhere important now i dont care if I have to live like shit and dodge bullets and get the shit kicked out of me every night im just scared to go.
>>38402762
If you don't have the motivation to get on a Greyhound bus, how will you have the motivation to become a rapper?
>>38402762
You do not want to live in the city, trust me. The grass is always greener on the other side.
t. Atlantan
>>38402809
ah yes having to deal with some shitty aspects is better than staring at a tree all day from the day your born with no women around (see: prison)
>>38402779
i produce and rap every day but going to be homeless is hard because im afraid of coming back and knowing i can't make it
just start shooting heroin already, you don't have much to live for. your life is devoid of pleasure and you will be able to experience the ultimate pleasure. you think you are missing out by not having sex, but in reality a needle and some good dope is infinitely better. then when you burn everything down you can just do a really big shot and end it, no pain, just sleep.
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>Oh ya, so, I just flew in from Vancouver and boy is my slave's wallet empty, eh?
>Good thing the hosers a Canadian submissive, ya know?
>If he was American he'd surely die in the streets
[Restrained laughter]
>Bankruptcy is no fun in the states, no-sir-ee
>But I do like the FinDom, I do.
>Ladies, any ladies in here?
>C'mon we all do it, more or less.
>Financial Domination that is.
>I'm just very, very good at it.
>For instance, one time, I ordered a Saudi Prince to wire me $7400, Canadian, to a Tim Hortons at 3AM, just so I would poop onto my iPad while Facetiming him and his drunk brothers and cousins.
>That's my little contribution to the war on terror, eh?
[A triggered betacuck cries out, voice cracking on the immediate syllable, "Racist!"]
How many times did you get raped before you realized you were a sub-human, and started having a Napoleon complex?
>red pilled but want a gf to do this to me often
Is this a feel that should exist?
>>38402706
It's red pilled to be in a relationship with a non whore.
>>38402801
Would a non-whore fart in my face? Serious question.
>>38402706
If it's any consolation I'm pretty much the same. I'll probably never have a gf anyway though so this degeneracy shouldn't have too much of an effect on my life.
Would it just be easier if I gave up? It just dawned on me here the other day that I have the same dreams now as I did when I was 16. I'm 26 now, turning 27 soon. Never had a gf, still fat. What if I just settle for getting a normal job that can pay for my food and booze, and I can get a small apartment where I can eat pizza every day, get drunk and play vidya.
In my dreams I can still be a chad, have sex and travel the world, and it'll be nicer that way. Instead of just constantly striving for something that's seemingly impossible for me to achieve.
>>38402705
>never had a gf
You get Quezalcoatl and Shiva at the start of the game, dull stone.
>>38402731
What does that even mean, lol? I don't get it
Daily reminder that fembots don't exist.
If you're a female, if you're not too picky, there will ALWAYS be a man who'll want you, no matter how crazy/boring/unpleasant/stupid you are. It's simple reproductive instinct, just look at this board and all the robots who dream of being with any woman.
Say, why don't you have a girlfriend ? Don't you want one ?
>>38402579
no I don't. They are nothing but trouble and I don't see why anyone else would want one
>>38402579
People can't always get what they want, OP. Sacrifices sometimes must be made.
i heard you guys like these, here we go
>be me
>be wagie living with his parents on a shitty college degree
>me and only friend go to see this job opening that everyone is hyped up about
>there were about 1000 applying
>this company had this system where you wait in line and the interview was done over the counter in about a minute, weird shit
>additionally, you got accepted on the spot
>friend and i make it to the interview
>friend goes first
>he gets in
>YESYESYES.gif
>i get distracted by a crowd of chads
>they have the BEST job in the company
>everyone loves them
>i decide to hold off on the interview and ask them about that position
>fast forward, i eventually get a shot at their job
>first day on the job i suck, get stuck often)
>fast forward again
>i meet this qt3.14
>she was of a different race though, and for some reason her race frowns upon interracial
>forbiddenlove.jpg
>we hang out a lot though, stop for coffee often
>my friend had gotten into an accident though, he nearly died
>feelsbadman
>he had to get a prosthetic
this is where the heartwarming part starts:
>i decide to sue the race of qt3.14
>i win
>the lawsuit fucked my race over though, we got lazy due to the fame and shit
>qt3.14s race is on the verge of extinction
>i decide my race should work again so i bring some flowers into their domain
>fast forward to plane ride with flowers and qt3.14
>mid flight the plane goes all fucked up
>the pilots were racists and passed out at the mere sight of me
>it was up to me to save the day
>i start driving the plane, no fucking idea what to do...
>my entire race just pops up out of nowhere to help
>we fly the fucking thing and land it safely on the ground
>qt3.14 admires me
>my race admires me
>everyone admires me
>no one knows this, but qt3.14 and i made out that night
>mfw i saved the entire fucking planet from extinction
>mfw I, Barry B. Benson am the saviour of the world
I don't get it because I don't watch children's movies
Does anybody else here work from home?
I was a NEET for a few years and had severe trouble trying to find work due to my empty CV and social problems and decided to take matters into my own hands.
If you're just trying to support one person its a lot easier than it sounds and allows me to keep all the elements of an isolated quiet existence whilst getting the whole money to survive problem out of the way.
Its something to consider trying if you're young and creative because you couldn't leave work to try your luck with entrepreneurship if you had a family or responsibilities. Not that I had a job anyway.
>>38402566
what line of work are you on?
>>38402566
Nice dubs.
I'm an artist, it isn't a great source of income but it keeps me alive and I can wake up whenever I feel like it.
>>38402566
sounds good to me.
i wasn't considering this but ever since i became a wagie last year the thought of not putting up with any shit from employers and staying in my comfy house all day has grown on me quite a lot.
i need to polish my skills a little first before i put myself out there though
>karaokeing with coworkers
>too anxious to sing
>someone picked party rock by lmfao
It's in the house tonight boys
What engineering major should I choose, robots?
Autism Engineering w/ a Minor in Aspergers
>>38512258
No anon a REAL MAN's major.
>>38512235
>tfw no adorable gf who needs backrubs every night to relieve the tension caused by literally 20% of her mass being tits
Choose mechanical. It has the most job prospects.
I did chemical and I sort of regret it. I still got a good job (make $75k at 23 years old) but a lot of my classmates didn't get jobs because of how niche the field is.
Do not under any circumstances choose electrical.
>the feelings with which I'm overcome at the lack of a fair maiden with whom to roll in the hay
>>38402510
>that sensation whence a female companion is not present
>>38402510
"roll in the hay" better be barbarian for "get married and then roll in the hay
I went to a cuddle party this week. Highly recommended.
>>38512231
Not for me, I'd just get a boner and be embarrassed.
>>38512231
Plz explain what it's like
>>38512231
>cuddling with strangers
Yeah, that wouldn't get awkward...
>BLACKED threads are being spammed AGAIN
>>38402496
>implying it's a bad thing
oh sweetie
>>38402496
>yigaclanhideout.jpg