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ITT bad decisions made at school
>be me
>betafag kissless virgin
>freshman in high school
>have a biology and chemistry teachers who are married and have joining homerooms next to eachother
>they've always seemed exceedingly affaffectionate to eachother during school hours
>in 4th period Spanish with a new seating chart
>a 9.5/10 stacy is sitting in front of me on a stool
Datass.jpg
>quickly notice I've gotten hard enough to cut diamonds
>class is excused to lunch
>head to chemistry class after I eat my lunch to get help because I currently have a D and need to go to college to feel some sense of achievement
>walk into chemistry class and nobody's there
>decide to sit down at my assigned seat which is located to the shared supply room of the two afore mentioned teachers and watch YouTube on my phone
>hear something glass break in the supply room
>look through the window that looks into the supply room
>see my chemistry teacher being fucked by my other biology teacher
>super horny from seeing the staring at the stacy's ass and fantasizing
>unzip my jeans and jerk off like a stereotypically peeper in hentai
>I hear a scream from behind me as my chemistry teacher sees me looking at her and her husband fucking
>it's the same Stacy as before that screamed (turns out she had this class next period)
>a look of horror washes over her face that I can only imagined must have been mirrored on mine
>I stuff the trouser snake back into it's home and zip up my jeans up then run out of the room past the Stacy so fast I strongly considered joining the track team
>I now can no longer look my chemistry and biology teachers in the eye to this day
>I'm now the school perve and am am constantly bullyed during the school year
>not only did i fail chemistry bit I also got a C- in biology which I had a A in before the incident
>mfw I'm now a pure breed NEET that jerks off to memories of his teacher getting fucked
What should I do this coming school year robots?

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Why am I such a sucker for romantic cliches?

I always think about watching the stars or going to a hill overlooking town with a girl. Are any of you guys like that?

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what is the offical firearm of /r9k/?

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>commercial comes on for food product
>GMOs are bad please buy our product

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Fucked my first escort, pic related. She was hot, matched her photos. Ad said 29 then she said she was 37 whatever still looked good

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which one of you fags is this

https://ventura.craigslist.org/roo/d/free-room-for-live-in/6220981634.html

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JUST

WHY ME

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Ask a normie who just made passionate love to his wife anything.

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Name one person who isn't a piece of shit.

You fucking can't so don't even try.

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Have you ever had a fap so good that it basically killed your desire to fap for the next few days/weeks because you knew it wouldn't compare?

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>Some beoble acbually believe I care aboub bem as beoble bub the buth is I only use bem bor my bersonal adbanbage and enberbainmenb

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So I made an online dating profile for a female account. I asked a cousin of mine to take some sexy pics and if I could use them on a dating site and she did. Regular photos, look real enough, proves she's real and she's pretty.

The profile has literally hundreds of messages in under 24 hours. I have no idea wtf to do. It's just an endless stream of messages. I told my cousin and she just laughed. It doesn't stop, it just keeps coming, guys that states away keep messaging me, and Im blown away.

I never though my cousin was that attractive till now.

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>tfw no fat dom gf to crush my face underneath her giant ass

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Hello from a bus in Vancouver bc

I am about to wage slave all night.


Awooga

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Any instrument fags on here? What do you play and how long per day do you practice