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>tfw your bully forces you to suck his dick behind the school building
>tfw that's exactly what you wanted

>>39554879
I do that to my wife occasionally. Gets her giddy and weirdly turned on.

>>39554879
>>tfw your bully pushes you up against the wall and tells you to look up into his eyes
>>39554911
>>tfw your bully forces you to suck his dick behind the school building
>>tfw that's exactly what you wanted
Dumb sissy anime bois.

Waifu pillows dont judge anyone OP, ya dont got nothin to worry about!

are you fucking dumb? thats not a micropenis, thats pretty good for your age actually

dont be a pussy about it, youl probably get a compliment about your size

source: also 19 with same size dick, slutty exgf appreciated the cocc

>>39554798
Weeboos can ignore this. I want serious answers

>>39554760
Because they have a higher intelligence then non asian girls probably.

Their personalities are as flat as their chests

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Is "personality" code for nigger dick in roastbeef vaginas?

>>39554708
Undeniably a homosexual story, yet one that is 4chan-worthy. Stuff like this (just... better) is what can make the board great again!

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>>39554708
>See turd retreat into his anus like a scared turtle

My sides

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>Teacher does that whole "I don't know, can you?"

What do they mean by that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-UKzkraNU
the singer played pink floyd in the wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

Seems I'm not the first one to post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5uiWUzMx4

>watches porn
>has premarital sex
Get out, normalfag.

>>39554685
Jack off and fuck her. I just recently experienced this when I realized carter cruise is and how much she looks like my girl. Good times

>>39555142
>Jack off and fuck her.
Not him, but I'm at the stage in life where if I jack off I can't come for a good 12-24 hours. Shit is actual suffering lad.

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>live in commiefornia
>like asians and latinas
>ugly
>black
>broke
>wouldn't openly date a fat chick even though I fap to BBWs
>gymcel
>KHV
>couldn't even get a fat bitch if I wanted too famalam

>>39555626
>Only reply in the thread
>faggot ass OP won't even respond.
FUCK YOU

I go back in forth between being content on my own and dying for any sort of human contact. For the most part, I've accepted that I am ugly and unlovable, so I try to not let it bother me. But sometimes I'll see a beautiful girl or a cute couple and it'll just destroy me.

Bumping because wifi isn't all I got, I don't have cable ;-;

Will continue to bump cuz I get little service where I am rn and without vids in the background I can't sleep ;-;

if you want, ill call you (you can make a textnow or something) and play whatever you want

Not true, I'm too mentally ill for that.

>>39554585
Oh wow fascinating. I had no idea that I was a millionaire. Thanks, OP! I'm going to fly to the Caribbean and buy an island now!

>>39554648
Not that you could buy a Caribbean island for that amount, but why would you want this?

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>>39554537
>this is 4chan
>posts a twitter screenshot of a tumblr user
no, this is 4chan

>>39554537
That only really got cringeworthy when he used fursona to describe it. If he was just using a drawn animal picture on Facebook and that's all there was to it, it wouldn't be anything special.

>>39554661
Look around you, son

>>39554523
you can offer a desperate college girl a room in exchange for her temporary rights to her womb

>>39554523
basically it's commie bullshit that allows border jumping beaners and other stinky nogs to come in with a nog in the oven and have it on US soil so they can get US citizenship.

>>39554572
>so they can get US citizenship.
Americans should come with a warning when they're about to vomit some stupid shit

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I literally had nothing better to do with my time.

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The test didn't include any good memes though

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>>39554677
Seems like you get a higher dankness score if you don't like their memes.

>>39554404
Season 1 and 2 were decent. Not great like King of the Hill, but good as in better than Family Guy or Bojak Horseman.

Season 3 is fucking terrible, and pickle rick is the worst episode.

>>39554404
Don't hurt yourself, OP (faggot). You have to really pace yourself when making 40 trillion "I hate Rick & Morty because I'm a jesusnigger and got triggered by le ebin atheism" threads a day.

>>39554715
I'm an athetist and I don't find the show funny.

>>39554402
It means they want you to choke them

>>39554402
>What does it mean?
Just means you suck dick.

>>39554402
More current year faggotry.

>>39554394
Literally just cut deeper into your skin.
If you handle the pain then don't cut.

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>>39554394
cutting is for dumb girls !!!

drinking yourself stupid is much more superior form of self harm !!!

Practice makes perfect, op. If youre too puss to push down hard try making lots of wide swinging slashes to leave lots of shallow cuts fast
>>39554707
Combine the two: lack of inhibition+loss of motor control = profit