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Anonymous
2017-07-16 08:14:35 Post No.38405893
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:14:35 Post No. 38405893 [Report] [View this topic]

I did it guys, I got a girl over

Unfortunately I blew it
>Real cutie petutie
>Very socially inedpt and withdrawn
>We're both pretty /fit/
>Can tell she's into me
>She wants to watch a movie
>Ask her
>American Psycho, one of my favorite movies
>Kek heartily on the inside
>We're watching, get the part where Christian Bale is in the tanning bed
>I mutter under my breath unintentionally
God I wish I had a body like that
>I actually do have a body like that minus abs
>Just spur of the moment feeblism I guess
>She hears it
>ohshit.jpg
I don't like bodies like that

Well anons, it's been a fun ride

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Sad and lonely 2017-07-16 08:22:34 Post No.38405999
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>>38405893
Lmao she probably thinks you fuck dudes

Anonymous
2017-07-16 08:11:05 Post No.38405843
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:11:05 Post No. 38405843 [Report] [View this topic]

>new robot flatmate moves in
>internet speed instantly drops significantly
Ffs I dont have a good computer but being able to play csgo with under 50 ping was my only outlet. Now I have to figure something else to do since if I bring it up he will go into a rage (hes one of those types who try to appear calm but you can tell they're always on the verge of being violent)

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:23:14 Post No.38406006
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Tell that fucker to stop torrenting his chinese cartoons.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:27:04 Post No.38406047
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>>38406006
He will do something like burn down the house or do passive aggresive shit. Im just gonna read books, save up and move somewhere nicer. DONT FLAT WITH ROBOTS EVER

Anonymous 2017-07-16 09:33:16 Post No.38406906
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>>38406047
Stop being a bitch and ask him to limit his download speed during the day.

Anonymous
2017-07-16 08:09:46 Post No.38405825
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:09:46 Post No. 38405825 [Report] [View this topic]

>chad always wins the movie

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2017-07-16 08:08:59 Post No.38405813
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:08:59 Post No. 38405813 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey i'm new here how do I become a robot?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:12:21 Post No.38405858
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DON'T GET COMFORTABLE

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:15:10 Post No.38405909
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:15:10 Post No.38405909 [Report]

Leave now or the vortex of sadness will pull you in and render you unrecognizable. Be a normie. Do anything else. Just close the tab and never open /r9k/ again.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:18:31 Post No.38405945
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>>38405813
i will tell you if you can answer this question
>why is my dick so small

Anonymous
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Space Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:06:23 Post No. 38405773 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone has some comfy space pictures to rebuild my collection?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:07:06 Post No.38405786
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Origigiginal more

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Stuff like this is also really appreciated.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:09:05 Post No.38405817
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nxndkkwiwjwbr

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2017-07-16 08:04:45 Post No.38405745
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:04:45 Post No. 38405745 [Report] [View this topic]

>that euphoric feeling when all the energy leaves your body through your cum

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Jotun Free To Own 2017-07-16 08:03:34 Post No.38405729
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Jotun Free To Own Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:03:34 Post No. 38405729 [Report] [View this topic]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_Valhalla_Edition/
http://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a permanent copy to your account while you can

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:39:44 Post No.38406192
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>>38405729
Saw it yesterday. Didn't even grab it because the game looks so bad that I won't even take it for free.

Anonymous
2017-07-16 08:00:23 Post No.38405690
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:00:23 Post No. 38405690 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you can't do a poo if someone else is in the house

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:05:22 Post No.38405755
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>>38405690
>can't eat or go to the washroom in public places or when a non-relative is in the house
>wait to go home to eat/relieve myself and wait until the stranger has left to eat or piss/defecate
>extremely uncomfortable when eating in public

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:09:53 Post No.38405828
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>>38405690
>in the bathroom shitting
>dad starts knocking on the door and asking if I'm in there
>mom comes by and tries to start a conversation with me
>get in shower
>sister barges in
I wish I had money to move out

Anonymous 2017-07-16 08:13:38 Post No.38405880
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>mfw my roommate lets out the raunchiest toots in the bathroom next to my room after having anal sex with her boyfriend

Anonymous
2017-07-16 07:50:08 Post No.38405563
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:50:08 Post No. 38405563 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't sleep so let's chat
I like most things except sports
>discord chat thread
Rezolution#5515

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2017-07-21 05:03:18 Post No.38512944
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:03:18 Post No. 38512944 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no t h i c c bf

i'm starving for t h i c c n e s s

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:08:45 Post No.38513004
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A-a-am I T H I C C?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:09:12 Post No.38513011
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>>38512944
>tfw no thicc bf
why live

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>>38513011
literally LITERALLY no point in living without a thicc bf

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2017-07-16 07:39:46 Post No.38405415
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:39:46 Post No. 38405415 [Report] [View this topic]

I just invested $1 into ethereum you guys, I'm 20 years old and this is the first real investment I've ever made. Yeah its only one dollar and it's not a lot, but this has opened the door to a new life for me, a life of having extra cash flow, since ethereum is on a huge decline, climbing up on the dip shouldn't be that hard, I'll just invest about $5-$10 every week from my paycheck, slowly climb up to having a whole 1 ETH... this is the life you guys.

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2017-07-16 07:37:36 Post No.38405381
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:37:36 Post No. 38405381 [Report] [View this topic]

>this guy steals the girl of your dreams
wat do.

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2017-07-21 04:57:48 Post No.38512877
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:57:48 Post No. 38512877 [Report] [View this topic]

If a girl asks me to send a pic, and I am extremely ugly, how do I be relatively vague?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:59:32 Post No.38512892
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>>38512877
Just take it from a flattering angle

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:00:10 Post No.38512901
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:00:10 Post No.38512901 [Report]

why would you approach a girl if you are ugly? jesus

Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:21:55 Post No.38513191
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>>38512877
send a pic of an uglier guy and then she will be like "holy shit u r ugly" and then you go "jk here is my picture"

can't guarantee it'll work tho

Anonymous
2017-07-16 07:36:53 Post No.38405368
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:36:53 Post No. 38405368 [Report] [View this topic]

why haven't you followed your dreams like marc did? what is your excuse /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:46:35 Post No.38405517
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>>38405368
Sorry I can't come up with a genius idea like bullet ball

Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:51:31 Post No.38405582
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>>38405517
you just need to be ready to sacrifice everything, think of how many inventors take theit ideas to the grave, don't be like that

Anonymous
hai guys i tried to be social 2017-07-16 07:31:43 Post No.38405299
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hai guys i tried to be social Anonymous 2017-07-16 07:31:43 Post No. 38405299 [Report] [View this topic]

I went to bar but then two balding white man made me feel bad they stop talking to me and say NO WAY I was just talking about my fellow americans it's not fair lets please party rock with me because then all good people are happy

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