>try to play pic related to get some kind of gf experience
>try to live vicariously through the protagonist by imagining that I've died and been reborn into another life where maybe something could go right
>find myself increasingly unable to relate to the protagonist
>become increasingly bitter that I'll never have these experiences
>can't shake the intrusive thoughts that no one on this earth will ever declare their love for me
>can't shake the reality that no one will ever love me at all
>alt-F4 the game, try to get back into it later but quickly lose heart and alt-F4 again
It's time isn't it?
>>38513817
Youre supposed to jack off to anime, not take it seriously. Fucking idiot
>>38514182
>anime
I can't go through life treating everything as porn anon
>>38513817
In all honesty, how would you rate yourself in terms of looks? And are you currently enrolled in school or work?
I have an urge to read greentexts. It can be anything. Give me your best stories. They don't even have to be true or have to have happened to you.
here's an original
>be me
>4th grader in elementary school
>my black friend tells me that he wants to hump this one girl that my group knows
>she's a huge bitch and snitches on us for all sorts of shit
>tell friend group about how my friend wants to smash the one girl
>"dude we gotta tell her"
>4-5 of my douchebag elementary friends start speed walking over to her
>fuck.jpg
>stop them
>turn to them and say "dont tell her that was me who said that"
>what i meant was "don't tell her that i told you guys about my black friend tryna smash"
>they thought i meant "don't tell her it was me who wanted to hump tf out of her"
>had to wait a whole year to clear up the whole situation after my friend left the school in 5th grade
>ended up seeing her at my middle school for a year or two
>>38513805
>be me
>be trump supporter
>go to a trump rally
>"desu trump?" i moan into his ear
>He shoots back a look of anger and surprise
>ohno.jpeg
>He kickswipes me
>I fall to my feet
>he kicks me multiple times in the chest
>he grabs me by the scruff of the neck
>he upper cuts me and pushes me to his sons
>one of them grabs a chair and hits me on the head
>the other one that looks like a humanoid mole body slams me
>my nose is bleeding profusely
>they pull out a crowbar
>fuck.png
>djt calls them off
>i run home
>masturbate
>be me
>working, as usual
>come home as usual
>come into my bedroom and theres 4 fucking chicks waiting with an orgy for me
>im actually a virgin, but fuck like chad i just found this out
>actually headbanging 4 of them right now
lol, feels good to be robot.
Another night, another suicide attempt give me some music that will make me feel like shit, i want to feel bad, help me hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g-vyrGKGWM
Elliott Smith is perfect music if you're fucked in the head. 2 of my friends killed themselves listening to him.
>>38513797
Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You ever do that???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWEz1mia1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSqQkMwDik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8&t=7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQR6tGNwzzE&t=13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5PG7aRYS1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4j4xk_MM3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-VmiLA3nqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBJfHuyGpsI
I'm missing some but this is what I got off the top of my head
>that one guy who goes spends his $60 on benzos, weed, and some alcohol when he could've invested that money into Ethereum or bitcoin
What a cuck
Oh so now you're scraping for $60 instead of 10k savings accounts?
>>38513740
>investing in Bitcoin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>38513830
>not investing in Bitcoin
4 years ago you could have invested pocket change and now you'd be a millionaire
>robots bitch and moan all day and wonder why no one likes them
Please tell me why a lazy, whiny, self-pitying, self-absorbed, dumb, wretched, spiteful little manchild is entitled to happiness? Everyone goes through trials. What makes you Mr. Special Snowflake who everyone should waste their precious time caring for?
Careful anon, bitching and moaning about robots only makes you worse then them.
>its a "avoid hurting an inanimate objects feelings" episode
>>38409519
I've dealt with this my whole life, I thought I was the only one
fugg, there are others like me?
>its an imagining the wonders and sorrow trees have seen ep>space trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QefqJ7YhbWQ
If you had the powers of a god, what would you do? Create? Destroy? Amuse yourself? Stay here and fuck shit up for fun or fix your shitty life?
I would first destroy this fucking world and make a new realm to rule over, where everyone is happy, everything is perfectly fine, nobody works, all have great lives and there is a lot of fucking going on, until the end of time. Paradise. A hedonistic dream.
i'd give life an actual purpose that everybody knows about.
>>38513733
I'd probably make some cool shit, because I'd want to make reality a little more interesting for my universe
I'd tell everyone that all of their religions are wrong then go fuck off doing cool God shit for a while on another planet.
>Start talking to an old friend again
>Immediately remember why I stopped talking to him
>>38409472
>meet guy i used to know randomly in street
>legit first think he asks me is if i'm still a virgin
>lie and try to change the subject
>There are alternate timeless/universes where the Internet flopped commercially and was shut down back in the 1990's
>>38409472
funny how the brain only remembers the good, eh?
Be me
>binge drink every other day
>one day something feels odd
>stomach bubbles in pain
>take shit
>watery loose stool
>continue drinking
It's been happing for a few days now even though I stopped drinking yesterday.Kinda afraid to go to sleep because I'm worried
Shit shit shit what if it's something serious ?
>internal bleeding
>kidney failure
>>38513719
You got diarrhea you fool. If it were alcohol-related, you'd be in massive pain in the upper stomach/below the chest.
Stop drinking though, it's making you into a mindless addict.
>>38513719
I always have the worst shits ever the morning after a night of drinking, pretty much like you described it but they're sometimes fucking brutal.
One of the reasons I don't get shitfaced more than once every 3 months or so.
Getting that checked out couldn't hurt tho.
I have a beautiful Gf, but I can barely see her since her parents don't like me.
I'm a terrible person so I cheated on her two times with two equally as hot chicks because im frustrated because I dont see her.
I just cheat on her so I can feel like I'm with her. But im not... I'm flirting with another chick as we speak because I see her in every girl.
But this dates back to my first gf who destroyed me, but I loved her the most. And I see her in my current gf who I love.
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>38409453
>I have a beautiful Gf
GTFO normie
>>38409453
>I just cheat on her so I can feel like I'm with her
did you born with your penis in a vagina?
How do real girls even compete?
They can't.
Why are all these "4chan turned me gay" threads made by subs? I've been turned bi from 4chan, but I'm dom.
Can anyone relate?
>>38513711
Same, now I feel as I could my dick in anyone
>>38513711
What is that image supposed to mean?
>>38513711
>Not fully shaved
Fucking faggots, at least learn how to be a faggot properly. Lazy fuck
How do I stop being gay, r9k?
i can show you my disgusting fat naked body and small penis and you'll want a vagina
Fap to dick girls, than you'll be straight
>>38409505
>I've seen and fapped to this video before
I cannot be savedjustice for shitchomper
Why do people look down on men who use escorts?
It's not like I can't get laid or get a girlfriend, I could if I tried, but why would I even bother if a professional can give me everything I crave sexually? And before you say "muh companionship" women provide fake companionship, they don't love us the same way we love them. They only use their affection as a tool, and men get played like a fiddle. Take the redpill and stick to escorts for the rest of your life with no shame.
>>38513675
> Why do people look down on us?
> WOMAN NO LOVE U! RED PILL ME BURH. FOOK SLOOTS.
I wonder why?...
On another note, it's not that horrible of a thing at the end of the day, and it's probably more acceptable now than it has been in the last 8 or 9 decades. Just don't be a retard about it.
>>38513675
Because it means they can't attract a female on their own. Even fat, poor, and ugly guys can get females, so when you can't even do that people look down on you.
If hookers weren't so fucking expensive I wouldnt look down on you. I mean $150 for a blowjob that's only like 20 minutes? Come on man that's just not worth it.
Be me
>creates serious thread
>decent discussion
>*anime smug face*
>thread derailed
I WANT YOU WEEB FAGGOTS TO BURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHATS WRONG OP
DONT LIKE ANIME?
WELL YOURE GAY HAHAHJJEHEHEH