I found a place that makes me a basically a chad and im an average guy, not telling you fucks
magic the gathering nights at local game store
not hard to figure out anon
>>38514008
I'm happy for you, anon. May your happiness thrive.
Whatever you say, nerdfaggot.
>'come on anon, do that thing you always do!'
>'haha yeah go on anon we want to see you do it!'
>'come on anon do that one thing!'
What do you do?
Tell them about Jewish influence
>>38410410
Same thing I've always done
>One and done, bitch. Pay more attention next time.
They want me to do this but I wouldn't do it.
>tfw no front end bf
I'd rather go in the back end, buttslut
>gf keeps buying packs of fudgesicles
>only buys the 9 in black ones and eats them 4 at a time
>pic related
>poor so live in the ghetto with black neighbors
what did she mean by this? how do i escape this situation?
>>38513993
girls love chocolate?
>>38513993
Your girlfriend sounds fat. Youre also over thinking it unless its a gut feeling. If its a gut feeling you should go with it
>>38513993
Tf? 4 at a time? She's a selfish pigis all that means
tfw no yandere gf or bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko/
dumb gay thread
tfw no bf to sleep with me
this is nothing but aids
https://steamid.eu/profile/76561198057600638
WE WUZZZZZ DA FOUNDING FATHERZZZ
all those slave rapebabies
Well some of them were fucking their slaves so it's very possible.
>tfw it's haircut time again
10mm top 7mm sides, remove the sideburns and make haste
>15 mins later my haircut is done, costs like 5 bucks
>>38513932
>>38513965
>not buying a $20 hair clipper and just buzz cut
>>38513932
i hate hair cuts but you can get this trimmer thing at gives you a 2 or a 1 all over
My life wasn't the greatest i was a neet fat and creepy.
But i could get a few smiles from shitposting here, playing games,watching anime and fapping to hentai .Of course i was alone but i had those little happy moments.
My mom told me to get a job or she will kick m e out when i was 23 (i was a neet since i was 16)
This is where everything got shitty
Got a job at construction site it was heavy duty stuff i got fit in a few months and started to make good money i helped my mom with paying for some stuff and taxes.
Girls started to ask me out it wasn't that good i tought the girls are shallow stuff was a meme but it's true,lost my virginity to a cute girl it wasn't great either,then i tried clubbing it also wasn't fun nothing could give me happiess anymore everything seemed so easy and boring, i even tried heroine it wasn't as good as i expected to be,i have female "friends" that call me for sex sometimes or drinking but i don't get anything out of that its fucking depressing.
I remember that when i was a neet i could get happiness just from a new chapter of my favorite manga or a high score in a game no i think games are boring and don't give a shit about anime.
I wish i stayed a neet,life sucked then but atleast i could be happy.
Friends are shit,Having a gf is boring and even sex is boring.
Being a robot neet is 100 times better
Better for you to have experienced all that shit and found you didn't like it. You know what you want out of life now.
>>38410460
I don't think its that simple now i can't go back the things what i liked are gone i don't find them entertraining.
I knew what i wanted of life back then now i can't have it because it doesn't make me happy.
You cant be neet forever, even as a rich heir to a fortune. yes being neet is fun and comfortable, everyone knows that. you have to find what really makes you happy that isnt sitting around and consuming. whether its making stuff like writing or painting or physixal activities like climbing or running.
daily reminder
98% of girls love agressive males
'dark triad' on google
Describe to me, in detail, how you would personally rape Aqua.
>>#38513908
Anon dont you have anything better to do?
Pls go outside.
I would ignore her, and she would just rape herself on my passive but fully erected erection.
I would convince the axis cult to group rape as punishment for "impersonating" their god.
I fucking HATE unvirgins.
What would you do if you were a 9/10 but had no gf?
>>38410225
id get an original gf
>>38410225
Post better pics of me pls.
>So your resume says you were captain of the football team, were the co-founder of a billion dollar startup, and have a PhD in Physics,huh?
>Why should that matter to me when I've got an application from a young black man from a troubled background who's a hard worker and has a great personality, and willing to work here whenever?
>Plus, we've got tons of over-privileged white kids working here already! The fuck do we need you for?
How do you respond?
>>38513858
Go fuck yourself fat cunt.Call me back 6 months from now crying about how the shit skin wasn't prepared and how you are willing to hire me for 4X the original offer.
>>38513858
>billion dollar startup
>needs job
>>38513858
I fuck off to China where I'm displacing some 5'7 yellow dork because over there they reverse racism witey.
Wests busted dude futures chinee
/who/
>A couple more for breakfast
>a little more for tea
...j-just to take the edge off here?
>tea
Leave this board you limey bastard
Anonnie come and get your lunch Schnookums!!
HNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH *plop-plopplop* *plop* *plopploplop*
Oh my look at all those little nibbly nuggets for you to gobble uuuuuuuuHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGHHH
HHHHHHHGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFF *THUD*
GOODNESS WHAT A LOAF and here's a bit *straining* moooorrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHGGGGG *splat*
WEW! Mommy is all tuckered out after pushing all that goodness out of her special oven, be a good little boy now and eat it all up for Mommy!
>>38409977
Things that make you go
what the hell
every time i see scat other peoples' shits look so much different than mine
What I wouldn't give to walk into a bathroom after a woman just used it, and the stench of shit is still heavy in the air.