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Who wants to play tf2 with me? I want to try trolling people.

It's easier to explain with a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh7zKF_wTjQ

>have 2 players, one on each team
>Spy on team 1, engie on team 2
>spy holds the door open to spawn
>engie builds a sentry outside of spy's spawn
>spy disguises and/or goes invisible so engie's sentry won't target him
>engie's sentry automatically kills spy's teammates as soon as they spawn

Bored and I want to try trolling people. Add me if you want to play. Or add me regardless if you want a friend on steam.
/id/likegroceries

I don't have a mic btw. My computer lacks audio, so I won't be able to here you if you have one.

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Who /mischief/ here?
>Be 13
>In class I see 2 kids sleeping
>Take wallet out of one kids pocket and put it in the others
>They wake up
>First guy realizes that his wallet is missing
>Teacher searches pockets
>Finds it in other kids pocket
>He returns it
>Outside of school they get in a fight
>Second kid ends up going to a hospital for a fractured arm
>Mfw

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Would you rather work a retail/mccuck service industry job or manual labor in a factory or something? both are approx minimum wage

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>he does chores around the house when he has a gf/wife
Can anyone else say C U C K ?

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This might be my last time here bots

A girl might actually be into me. She's robotic, a Saudi Arabian qt and I think I'm going to ask her out today. There's still a chance she says no though so I'm not going to strut in there like a spring chicken.

I've only been on this board for about 2 years but for a long time you guys were my closest friends. This thread might be a bunch of people calling me a faggot, virgin, loser, whatever, but I appreciate all the laughs that you guys have given me in those times. The odd inspirational threads, the degenerate threads, bait threads, tfw threads, all of them have kept me going when I thought I'd just give up.

I guess this is stupid, upon reading what I just wrote. But you cunts have been here for me since I was an underage v& and now that I'm a big boy I want to thank you for giving me 2 years of laughs.

Anon

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>tfw from the side my head looks like a fucking Neanderthal
Fuck me and my eyebrow ridge

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>december 2015
>nothing to do as always
>suddenly realize/remember that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is in theaters
>had watched the trailer earlier and laughed my ass off ironically
>know exactly what to do now
>get ticket for a showing at like 10 PM
>the only other people in there are a dad and his small daughter near the back
>go to the very front row
>laugh like an absolute fucking retard almost perpetually for half the movie
>finally get bored and leave
>don't see dad and daughter on my way out

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Why do men cheat more than women?

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/outside/? i'm at a house right now with no one here, so i'm posting from the /wilderness/
NO CHURCH IN THE WYLD!

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>be me
>6'3, 205 lbs, pretty ripped, big dick
>objectively hot, 9/10 easy
>complete aspie, say really stupid things all the time
>girls come up to me constantly, heart races
>spaghetti comes out every hole and crevice
>butt simultaneously tightens and relaxes
>hands visibly shake when qt talks
>one time cried a little while talking
>eye spaghetti

It's not all great being good looking. You still need a personality, tbqhfam. I'd easily trade with a 5'5 manlet if I could hold a conversation for more than 1 second. Literally everyone who knows me makes fun of me constantly for being such a retard. Worse is I'm not actually retarded by IQ, just social skills. At least if I was a downser I wouldn't know how much my life sucked.

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So I'm pretty much a lonely loser. I've accepted that fact and I want to start enjoying being alone instead and finding inner peace or some bullshit

Do any of y'all have experience with meditation as a lonely guy? Does it work?

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5'4 male here in the US, not sure how to move on from this

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Was common filthy right?

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Who here /firedforbeinganautist/?
I actually just got caught using machinery I wasn't licenced to use, so I'm NEET.
Any NEETs have any tips or experiences to share?

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How can some people have such niche and expert knowledge about things?
For example, I stumbled upon some random organisation's website and it mentioned their employees. They have listed papers that they wrote and some of those are ridiculously niche.

And then here I am, who has no interests or knowledge about anything that's not superficial and cannot be "learned" in a couple of minutes.
I feel really bad now, I don't know what to do except hope to die in my sleep.