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East coast here. Sounds comfy but I'm going to bed

bumping so OP won't kill himself

>>38514896
Would've liked to see it but already in bed almost drifting off. Sorry m8, got a schedule for this?

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What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I've been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I'm the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You're in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little "tweetie weetie" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the prize, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You're really sweet, honey.

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>>38414349

Yeah, but you need them for reproduction. That is the point. You must learn to get along.

>>38415542
Rare katya

mount me daddy

>>38414171

THE PROS:

- sucking dick
- sticking your face in a guy's crotch, inhaling
- sticking yout face in a guy's armpit, inhaling
- sticking your face in a guy's asshole, inhaling
- the taste of precum in your mouth, knowing he's about to shoot
- that moment when it finally pushes past your gag reflex and slides right down your throat
- he rolls over and his sleep-boner presses up against your crack
- you can't tell if it's his cum or yours that you're licking off his belly
- he goes home and you just lie there smelling his stink on your sheets

THE CONS:

- they lie
- they only want someone with a gym body
- they're narcissists who enjoy stringing you along just for the attention
- they're alcoholics
- they like unbelievably bad music, and they want to play it while you're having sex
- they giggle with their bitch friends and then say "Anon, that wasn't even about you. You're so sensitive."
- Oh my god, their bitch friends
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie

>>38414171
> Can't get any pussy
> Decide to suck dicks
That's not how it works.

>>38414056
That's what you get
Just kidding
Wash your eye and then got some eye drops,
You might get pink eye.

s-saucekay-kun! you let yourself go!!

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>>38414056
Did you see your future children anon?

>it was fake
I don't use instagram, so I do not know what the linking looks like on there. But before you assume treachery, could you have made a simple typo?

>>38413933
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ORIGINAL ROOM

>>38413977
I am today gonna halfass it though like I do everything

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>>38413900
oreagondola oreginnis
Also, these type of threads belong to /b/.

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>>38413900
you asked for it, man.
i'm still salty that we didn't get a board merge with /k/ and make silly school shooter jokes about it

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Openness: 80%
Conscientiousness: 35%
Extraversion: 38%
Agreeableness: 60%
Neuroticism: 48%

https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test link for convenience

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Openness: 60%
Conscientiousness: 13%
Extraversion: 0%
Agreeableness: 48%
Neuroticism: 90%

>>38514865
>Can you go through our soft science data collection
NO BITCH

>>38413879
Saving this post to the woman hate conglomerate. Thank you for your contribution, OP.

How do you even find energy to lose weight? Are you neet?

>>38514855
Lithium senpai

>>38514855
You're brains retarded and needs constant reminders that it doesn't know shit and needs to shut the fuck up.

This is all easy.
Easiest thing you've ever done.
It will get harder later, so enjoy it now, while it's still easy.
Focus on today and tomorrow, because they're the two easiest steps you'll have to take, and they're coming right up.

I never send the first message. I want to say that I do it sometimes at least, rarely, but I don't. I can't remember the last time I messaged someone first. It's not because I dislike you although I know that's how it looks sometimes.

It's not even because I'm shy, it's the same even with friends that I'm totally comfortable talking to. I'm a very self-contained person. I don't need to talk to people. If you send me a message, sure, I'll talk, I like talking to you and if you feel like talking that's fine. If not, that's fine too. I'm perfectly content just doing my own thing. I've got shows to watch and games to play and books to read and shitposts to write, I have no problems with keeping myself entertained.

Especially if you're always the one that sends the first message, if you stop suddenly it gives the impression that you don't want to talk to me. So I don't want to bother you, so I won't say anything either even if I'm wondering why you suddenly stopped talking to me.

>>38414103
It also makes me feel like its more of a "great gotta talk to them now" kind of thing going on though