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What's the coolest life you can dream of? just the best possible version of you
within the realm of reality though, no spaceships or time traveling
Maybe I'm a simpleton but I'd like to have money and fuck lots of women all around the world
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>>38414681
i love how trashy adele sounds when she talks
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>>38414681
I don't really care about money or fucking. I want to succeed academically really hard and become a respected intelectual, and be able to make a comfortable living off that, while still having enough time to do shit that I like (videogames, playing guitar, etc). I also would get together with my oneitis because I don't really want anyone else. I'm not sure she wanting to be with me is within the realms of possibility, though.
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>>38414681
one without anxiety and depression
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NA NA NA NA NA NA NANA NA
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?
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>>38414664
I have you OP
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>>38414664
Thisthread is my best friend.
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Why don't we force the rich into labor camps? They don't produce anything. It seems like a good way of making them give back to society for once in their fucking lives.
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First real wagie paycheck of my life.
Feels good man.
I know it's jack shit in the long run, but it still feels nice to know that I earned this.
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>>38515113
How much do you make per hour?
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>>38515113
guessing you get payed about $12.50?
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>>38515144
Minimum wage.
Like 12 bucks
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Fat women make me so angry. Women have ONE job in their lives, all they have to do is not get fat.
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>>38414563
Not like it matter to them. Fat women still have pleanty of people willing to date them....probably more so than you.
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>>38414563
AND WHEN THEY DO GET FAT BETA MEN PAY TO WATCH THEM EAT FOOD AND STEP ON THINGS
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how do i eat a lot of food without getting fat?
please respond
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get ripped
get a parasite
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>>38414467
Skelly here, tell me how to get fat from eating a lot of food.
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Do ALOT of physical activity or eat strictly vegetables
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>you will NEVER live in Japari park
Why even exist?
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>>>/a/
stay in your containment board
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How many pl8 do I have to squat to get a gf like this
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>Finally got the argon
OH YEAH!
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Got a spot of welding to do OP?
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>>38414424
nice
now you can weld in oxygene-free envinorment
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>>38414424
Is that unmixed argon, you gonna do some stainless or alu mayhap? Bit of TIG?
To all the mothers out there, my name is Decoration, and I've been living inside your daughter for 12 seconds now.
I am the embodiment of beauty itself.
Like a vase brimming with infinity.
But maybe a little taller, and more detailed.
Yes.. that's perfect.
Oh please, don't be angry, there is really nothing you can do.
Just sit back and enjoy the story of what's going to happen next.
In a couple of months, she'll accidently squeeze her pet hamster to death which I will find deeply inspiring.
The small hamster shaped theater will be grown in her bioducts.
It is an expression of sweet tenderness for your daughter.
Inside the actors are made from living tissue, like warm puppets, they are my voyage towards the perfect theatrical hamster squeeze.
All this lavish effort just to impress your child.
Puberty hits, her body throws an adolescent tantrum, and one morning I will find myself covered in bile.
It's... embarrassing.
Something cruel will be neccessary to prevent further mishaps
After six years.. and 72 productions of the great hamster squeeze, ballets, operas, vianese waltses, sonnets, it becomes quite clear that your little princess doesn't give a shit about art.
Worse, by this point she will be seeing a young man, her innocence rots away.
It seems this man must physically enter her body in order to reproduce
What a horrible species you all belong to
I'll go to her womb, where the opening is and block it off with a massive baby, MY baby.
They will Cristen the child cervical cancer, but I prefer the name.. Decoration.
Fading away..
I suppose I'll finally understand the love she felt for her pet.
And perhaps why she squeezed too hard.
And sure.. maybe I'll feel a sense of regret.
But there you have it, if it makes you feel any better, I reccomend taking a vase and dropping it out the window.
Vases never die slowly, pissing a life away into a hospital cancer tube, oh no.
We are fragile that's true.. But we are much more poetic.. than a human.
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>be 6`3
>23 yo
>body looks femenine af
>puffy nips
>small dick
afraid of becoming a tall shemale bitch for some big fat old man
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>>38414395
How'd you like to be my tall shemale bitch? I'm a big old fat man and your twink body sounds right up my alley
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>>38414537
check my pics first, im afraid of sex as a woman
http://imgur.com/a/qS0rq
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there were at least two long and funny as fudgy greentext threads that got pruned here, or was it on /b/. What gives? Annoys me
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>>38414359
HOT DAMN SON
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wahts a fudgy?
probably dont have one, but curious
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>win genetic lottery
>still get shitty face tattoos
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>>38515080
he looks like a faggot desu
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>those cheeks
>those lips
>freckles
literally trash
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>>38515080
>women will still be interested in him despite his faggy freckles and tattoos
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I dont know how to out this but...you are all moody,subhuman faggots and you deserve the unhappiness you get. Just,fuck man you are all so pathetic and terrible. I might be a 5'6,devil worshiping sociopath but atleast i am happy with myself and have a sinlge ounce of self awareness. I mean holy shit,there is no difference between this place and r/incels. Thats how fucking garbage you poor exscuses of human beings are.
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>>38515078
How do you happy with yourself?
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>>38515078
a manlet satanist calling anyone a subhuman, lmao.
even the most bitter, socially crippled, obese, virginal faggot here is infinitely better than anything you could ever strive to be. you are a fat stinking turd floating in the gene pool. i wasn't even sure i wanted to reply to this thread because it might give you the misconception that you are a real human and therefore worthy of being granted anyone's time in conversation instead of just being ignored or ridiculed, but I figured communicating with you would be marginally more entertaining and fulfilling than going to the toilet to take this fat steaming shit i'm holding in while typing this so it was worth it.
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Ur jelly of our supreme chill desu senpai
No (You)s for tourists
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The Tranny Phantom Killer especially bought the top shotgun because it has a shorter magazin tube than the bottom shotgun.
he shotgun where the magazin tube is the same lenght as the barrel would not fit into his mouth to blow his bronie brains out.
He tried it and found it not very comfortable to khs.
Really good thinking and planning.
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>>38514936
Shit planning. You can just detach the tube itself and load a round in the action itself by sliding the pump back entirely. Wasted time and resources and a chance to get caught for what would have taken 3 seconds of googling.
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>>38515257
He also wanted a backup gun incase the gun jammed. Imagin sitting on a chair and testing if a barrel fits into your mouth. Nice way to spend the time.
Also he didn't know shit about guns and bought a shotgun because of the Columbine tard. Instead of a Bushmaster AR 15 or something. Re Sandy Hook.
What would you use for a murder suicide? AR 15 for everybody else and Glock for own head?
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>>38515354
It's a shotgun. If it jams you cycle the round through and load another. They're basically tard proof assuming you're literate.
Any rifle really so long as you can aim and a shotgun is as good as it gets for yourself.