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I watched this at least 20 times

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>>38515274
another one from OP

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such a funny movie

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The most whorish way to do porn is to do it for free and have it uploaded to Latin American amateur pornography websites full of other amateur porn whores, some of questionable age. A professional pornstar is just a really high class prostitute, so classy that she doesn't even fuck her clients, they just pay to watch her fuck other prostitutes.

Good luck, anon.

I'm rooting for you.

Do better than us.

Weed and booze aren't the problem. They just help you cope with your real problems.

Without them get ready to deal.

>drank myself to sleep yesterday again

I-I-I'll try to not have a drink today.

Doesn't contribute to anything

Sage on all fields

>>38414875
underage
sage

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>>38414875
Did you remember to wear a kek suit?

>>38414875
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT KEK IS REAL AND NOT A MUSLIM

>>38414852
I would not respond to that. Make your opener relate to a common interest or something talked about in their profile.

>>38414852
Just be chill, and say Hello. It'll get the convo going

>>38414852
Literally just ask them out, works every time.

"Hey you wanna see a midnight movie and get some sushi?"

Never fails unless they aren't interested in the first place

>>38414818

That's not what the advice really means.

It's more like; the constant and exaggerated fear of judgement/rejection/failure is what's made you into the autistic friendless loser in the first place.

>>38414818
That's unironically what I ended up doing and now id consider myself at least a failed normie

>>38414950
>>38414984
While I believe that you can stop caring about people's opinions to a certain degree I think only a small percent of people can completely stop caring. I mean we are social animals after all and our personalities and behavior are mostly hardwired into our brains by genetics. It makes sense that we instinctively care about how other people see us.

please fucking neck yourself

orig.

Never, EVER post on my board again.

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>>38516154
>>38516182
Seriously I value you no more than the roaches that fester in the dumpster behind my house. None of you are important to me. None of your lives have any real meaning to me.

Look, this is what you fuckin do. You tell her to go out with you. Don't ask, tell. You pick the slut up, and you take her to a goddamn bar & grill. Hooters, Twin Peaks, Pluckers, whatever the fuck they have in your city. You take the cunt out there and you order some wings, they're not expensive, pay for yours and hers, you'll be spending under $40. You have to remember to run your game the whole time though. It'll be a good idea to try to get a kiss at least once here. If she isn't ready, don't push it, just back up, say something like "oh sorry, I had a big bowl of chili for lunch today" and carry on with the date. Turn her on verbally, eat your meal, get her back to your car, start touching on her. Touch on her thigh as you talk to her and whatnot, see her response. If she doesn't flinch from your hand or anything negative, it's a go. Pull up to her place, move in for the kiss. If she kisses you, ask if you can see the inside of her house.

>>38414882
What I I don't have a car, I'm just a uni student desu. Honestly I'd rather have her come over, fuck, then cuddle and watch a movie or something.

origanl bump

>>38515134

pulse rifle from HL2 comes to mind as a favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_nATUvlkk

Railway Rifle's sound is cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=EFGO0XkC5LM

>>38515196
I was about to post that too!

>>38515122
jesus fucking christ what is wrong with you

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>>38515122
>When I was a kid, like probably 5 or 6. I met this kid in Kindergarten
>Him and I become playfriends all through kindergarten.
>His mom and mine arrange a playdate at his house.
>At his house playing with legos, when he turns to me and says "Anon, let me see your peter. I'll show you mine if you do."
>Show him my broadslayer, he shows me his.
>He grabs mine, "Yours is different from mine, Anon!"
>Grab his, "No there not!" I yell
>Dont remember much after that
>After kindergarten I go to a different school, never saw him again until we both went to the same high school.
>I became a shy quiet kid, who had a decent ammount of friends, a couple of them being chads and Stacy's. While he became THE Chad Thundercock of the school friends with literally every Chad and stacy I knew.
>He enjoyed picking on anxious quiet kids like me for the fuck of it, yet he never picked on me once.
> I never spoke to him since Kindergarten and mutually he never fucked with me. Maybe he remembered playing with me way back when, yet I think he never fucked with me because we both knew something about the other that absolutely neither of us could risk anyone knowing.
>Maybe i'm overthinking things.

>>38515259
You're not overthinking things, he remembers you anon. Not all Chads are bad deep down inside - all that social power gets to their head. But your Chad remembers his roots and respects you still. It's honorable. Chads are great, it's Staceys that are shit

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Like 30. Dude, 19 is fucking YOUNG in the game. You have so much time and growing to do.

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I'm almost 24 and a KHV

frogposting till I die

>>38414794
>tfw just a couple of months until Im 30
>Pretty much guaranteed to still be a khv by then

Im still not going to kms

>>38515117
Keep it clean, and with good painting.
I understand what you mean. My car's AC is shitty, but I don't mind

>>38515117
My best friend has a shitty car with paint peeling off, scuff marks everywhere inside and just generally unkempt. Despite that, he still has a good girlfriend who loves him.

It likely depends on the girl. Her culture, upbringing, etc.

Poor girls probably wont give a shit. Anyone else will likely not say anything about it but most likely wont like it and may not want anything to do with you afterwards.

It also may depend on what country you're in also.