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you can be a robot if you get treated poorly in places like school, work etc. but if you are just depressed, thats literally nothing. and there are far worse conditions than bein a robot. try workin in mines underground everyday like they do in 2nd and 3rd world countries. or being a child labor in china. or having an untreatable illness that makes you suffer for your whole life. 1st world and their "problems" are made up problems out of boredom. or a way of their governments keeping them busy while ruling the world.

>>38417724
if you can get a gf then your life is in easymode, regardless of the other circumstances in your life. period.

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>>38417765
nice autism pretend man

>>38515508
She meant that she is a degenerate slut.

>>38515508
18? Holy shit she looks 26

>>38515535
I second this. I bet she sucks a mean dick

I didn't either, but my sanity has waned over the years. I was a sweet kid and an awful adult.

be my edgelord bf

>>38517102
Are you a grill or homogay or tranny?

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>finally stop lurking and reply to a post
>dedicate decades of life to creating the perfect post
>spend countless sleepless nights refining it
>end up not posting it because nobody cares

alternatively
>post multiple paragraphs of discussion and analysis of whatever topic
>get zero(0) (You)s
>shoot self twice in the back of the head

painted nails on short nails gross me out

I know this feel anon, I keep getting a weird flutter and a feeling like when you get you get scared, like a soft thump every now and then.

Might just be stress though, apparently that can give these feels. Hope you don't die though man.

>>38417101
>>38417935
You be might experiencing a panic attack? Heart murmur, please go to a doctor if you can!

any other symptoms anon?

>>38417077
you're insecure about your homosexuality, even if it's just a phase or curiosity.

>>38417189
nah dude, I've sucked dicks before. I'm cool with the fact that im bi.

it's just happens everytime I watch tranny porn. it's hot as fuck while I'm watching, but afterwards when I think about it its just so fucking disgusting. this doesn't happen when I watch straight porn.

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>>38515477
can you swim
can you deal with tight spaces with lots of people
do you mind having no space of ur own
do you get sea sick
if its 3 yes's and a no it will be easy plus all the hot girls are in the navy

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>>38515625
Its 3 yes's and a no, Im kinda getting sold on the idea.

>plus all the hot girls are in the navy

Doesnt sound too bad.

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>>38515761
remember make some sons of guns

>>38417053
Been a fan of hers for years, envy the guy who managed to impregnate her.

>>38417053
Well, get a hispanic girlfriend then. They even have professional dog porn stars down there.

>>38417053
>wanting to get cucked by Chuppy

>roving vagabond
Do it anon.
K. Keep us posted on how your doing on phone or something.

>>38416986
you might have to... *gasp* get a job

>>38417034
check your privilege anon

not everyone is mentally competent enough to work

Yes. End you life now you degenerate freak.

>>38515447
yes, kill yourself now now

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>>38515470
>>38515454
fug
no, u

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what can i say except youre welcome

no you're just a whore
do the world a favor and castrate yourself

>>38515415
>addicted

would you suck a guys dick to fuck a girl?

>>38515415
Pretty shitty larp tbqh. 2.25/10