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One more to piss off the anti-trap faggots

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I wish I was a Jew. I would get rich simply through nepotism.

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robots, who here is constantly self aware of the fact that you may be completely deluded at any time and when you think you are behaving normally in your perception, you are actually being erratic or your surroundings are completely different to what you think they are?
more accurately, you know that when you see yourself walking down a street, you could be walking into a wall or sitting down, or you might be naked, much in the way that you might look at an optical illusion and think of it as real
who here has this fear?

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>get gf
>cement emotional connection
>create beautiful memories
>spend a couple of years with her
>propose
>big day comes
>at wedding
>alright dont fuck this up
>do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
>no
>camera was rolling since you met her
>upload longest prank to youtube
>monitize
>mfw

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>reading through old journals from high school and my first semester in college

Im pretty sure I was fucking insane

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Ok so i wanted to make a looong explaining why my life sucks but i realized that this board is too fast, full of shit and nobody cares. Can you reccomen me some other chan or mental health support forum when i can do that?

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>tfw no 3d artist gf
https://youtu.be/s1pNdfCKlTo?t=2m2s

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>been using phone for 2 years
>0 text messages received

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STANDlNG

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>walking home from the store at night
>car approaches from the distance
>gets closer and closer
>stops along side of me (wtf)
>it's my neighbor, who i don't recognize but who somehow recognizes me even though i barely leave the house
>apparently saw me in the store, wanted to say hi:
>i'm gonna be doing some hedge trimming tomorrow
>oh...
>but there's a bluejay's nest there
>o-okay...
>i'm also getting some trees cut down soon, in the front yard
>...
>welp, have a good day
>b-bye...
>watch him pull into the neighbor's house
>continue walking home
>realize it was a mistake going to the store that night

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Was he a robot who snapped?

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ITT: Post really autistic things that trigger you because you're a robot

I'll start
>Watching a youtuber
>They show off their boyfriend/girlfriend
>Find out either by either watching an older video or a video that comes out later they had a different boyfriend/girlfriend
>Get Super triggered that these people are the promoting degenerate culture instead of having a long lasting permanent monogamous lifestyle and never watch that youtuber again

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Everyone gets what they deserve
Obviously i only deserve pain

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How would you react if your girlfriend posted this to her social media?

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Guys I'm a goob I just want to vent a bit.

>Match with a couple girls on tinder, all in a week
>One really cute one, we chat like every day almost all day back and forth for a week, I get her Snapchat and number, go on vacation with family, still snapchatting back and forth every few hours
>The Snapchat app never logs in on my phone, use Casper and it works for months but of course the shitty WiFi fucks up and Casper gets deauthenticated, now neither Casper or Snapchat work, I message girl in a kind of frustrated way, she seems kind of put off, tert replies, hasn't messaged me back after I replied to her
>She's only 17 though and I just turned 20, she's much more attractive than me I don't know what the fuck is going on

>Another girl I chat with back and forth, she's really cool, sent a screenshot of a funny exchange to my friend, he recognized her and had gone to middle School with her, go to her Facebook, turns out she's a lesbo and like really tall
>Keep messaging her because why not, messages still funny and we shit talk, but they are getting less frequent

>Another girl is just really fat and boring, and pushing for a relationship, like she's a chore to talk to

>Another girl who seems autistic like me, messages always have exclamation points
>She asks for my number pretty much right away to get off the app
>Says she spends like all her time at work, still texts back later in the day though
>She just stopped texting me and then unmatched me a couple days later

>Another seems like she just swiped right on everyone(like I did) and has that she wants sugar daddy in profile
>One word answers mostly, some emojis, responses take hours

Kill me