>Make her fall in love with me
>pretend I have feelings for her
>pretend like she is something special
>tell her I love her
>all so she would started to take birth control pills
>then dumping her for another girl
>because she was on birth control
I don't get it what was the purpose of your story
>>38517309
>Make her fall in love with me
>pretend I have feelings for her
>pretend like she is something special
>tell her I love her
>at the height of the relation dump her for not being a virgin
>watch the breakdown in pure joy
That's right, J. Fuck off sideways.
>Worst thing you done to a fembot
Existing
>put on a pair of pants I haven't worn in months
>can't button them up
c-clothes can shrink while just hanging in the wardrobe...r-right?
>>38422249
Don't worry fatty, proper diet and exercise can make you fit in them again. If you can't be fucked to do that, then stop trying to make excuses and expect sympathy and accept the fact that you're a fat fuck.
>tfw normies think that it was a good thing videogames and nerd culture became mainstream
are they actually retarded?
Everything they touch turns into garbage
>>38517278
>Normies
>think
Pick one
They're not hip to retro-gaming though. I pretty much only play retro games. Just beat Chrono Trigger last week, now I'm fucking shit up on Final Fantasy 7.
>Have sex
>Come onto /r9k/ afterwards to smugly look down on all the NEETs
Anyone else know this feel?
>>38517261
I've been using r9k is being the "alpha as fuck" saga and have been regularly having sex since even before then.
I just can't seem to leave, there is a weird schadenfreude of watching iGen scum ruin their own lives by wasting it on the internet..
>>38517261
Virginity and NEETS are two completely different things.
Fuck I hate summerfags
>>38517283
>I've been using r9k is being the "alpha as fuck" saga
I think you've been brain-damaged
You can press a button that removes all pornography from the internet.
If new pornography is uploaded it is instantly deleted
what do?
>>38517222
Don't press it duh
Blackmail world leaders to give me their best women in exchange for control over the button
Press it
Watch society improve
See robots mental health improve
Degeneracy will decrease
can i get a qt gf or money if i call a suicide hotline?
>>38422139
Dew it faggot
>>38422139
If you have a charismatic voice and regularly swoon girls irl than yes...otherwise I doubt it but who knows
>>38422139
There's cute girls at mental wards so maybe
I think that 4chan is a bit too dank for me, what else do you recommend?
an extra thick rope
>>38517184
I'd recommend you suicide
>>38517184
9gag. You can enjoy the 2008 style memes and Minion quotes uploaded by 12 year olds.
Why do Asians look like they have Down syndrome?
>>38422138
Some look cute in the right conditions.
The term "mongoloid" comes from people of Mongoloid anthropological origin, ie East Asians. Downs people look like Asians, not the other way around
>>38422138
Because some of them do have down syndrome.
Sooo, im going to the DMV tomorrow to get my drivers license back. and i feel indifferent about it. Maybe a bit worse.
Cause now its dawned on me this "independence" im getting back, that therapy, family and friends said just made me realized how mundane and boring my life is. Id only drive to go to the store and get to work really. The bus wasnt even that bad while i had to take it for the past year.
WTF r9k how can me getting my license back make me feel shittier
>pulled over by police officer for speeding
>gives me a warning
>"you should know better"
>feel soul crushing sadness for having disappointed him
I'm s-sowwy Trooper Herbert...
>driving kinda tired
>Light turns yellow
>"Eh, I got tons of time to make it through"
>Turns red before I even go through the intersection
>still run it anyway
>Many other cars at the intersection probably thinking I'm retarded
>Mfw they're right
>Tfw realize I'm a shit driver
>>38422050
Aw anon there's a good chance he didn't give a fly fuck and his only disappointment was having to pull someone over instead of having a quiet shift.
>>38422050
He's going to keep an eye on you from now on
>ywn experience the validation of being loved
what is it like?
as great in the beginning as shitty it is at the end
You can get that feeling with a dog or a cat anon
Most embarrassing thing to happen to you ?
>>38422011
I don't know the most embarrassing one desu. My whole life is filled with them. I'll just say one that happened to me today
>In discord call with teammates
>think i mute myself
>start talking to myself and other weird shit
>they inform me after 10 mins that they could hear me
>they didn't even bring it up or make fun of me because it was so awkward
>had to ignore what happened whilst continuing to play with them, thinking about what happened non stop
Fuckk me up i'm so fucking done.
>>38422011
l was caught masturbating
>>38422011
When I was 12 years old, in the 6th grade, I got shilled by a golden retriever during recess in front of everyone in my class.
I got laughed at and bullied relentlessly after that incident. I fucking hated middle school.
looking for some playstation network friends.
ps3
bo2 and world at war, mainly zombies.
round 80 on natch der toten.
thevirginretard#3033
>>38517096
>looking for some playstation network friends.
>ps3
>bo2 and world at war, mainly zombies.
You're 9 years too late for that shit.
>>38517233
didnt asked your normie opinion tho? did i ?
go back to overwatch already.
>>38517303
no need to be so salty, wait till Christmas ask for a pc and then come back and ask
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE CARTEL MEMBER KNOWN AS MANTRAS (EL MANTRASITO IN SPANISH) IS A KIDDY FIDDLING BASTARD AND A REAL PIECE OF SHIT. PERSECUTE HIM WHEREVER YOU FIND HIM AND SAVE THE GIRLS FROM HIS WRATH.
We watch from our broken skies.
thats fire
MFW life hits me hard
life is an enormous horsecock
anime is the lube