they put these adverts up everywhere
feels great being safe
I see these banners up arounds schools. i wonder how this impacts children? terrify them about nudity to the point they are ashamed of their own body?
>>38518455
>terrify them about nudity to the point they are ashamed of their own body?
What? No its about not posting revenge porn.
>>38518481
I thought it was about sending dick pics
hi guys, i've gotten better
And i want you to get better as well
Jordan Peterson changed my life, please listen to this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBR5v89L6gk
>>38424592
>listening to a meme """philosopher""" who's only claim to fame is annoying SJWs
Try reading a book.
>>38424616
he never set out to annoy sjws, he's been saying this stuff for years. He's changed many people's lives
Try letting go of your sense of superiority, if you were really so great you wouldn't be on /r9k/
Feelings are overrated.
Dear Black People,
I'm so sorry.
I owe you all reparations because every freedom that I have taken granted for my entire life has been made possible by wealth that my ancestors stole. I have benefited from this wealth that was stolen from you as have all of my ancestors, the ones that owned slaves and the ones that did not. All white people owe reparations because as a white person I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that built the wealth of not only this country but the whole European world.
Every opportunity and amnesty I have has been at the expense of all of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world. Everything in this country is soaked and saturated with the blood of slavery and genocide. Even the times I have had to scrape for dollars in my life, I still bared the face of the slave masters. I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street. So to every white person, no matter how little you got or you think you got, you owe money, I owe money. You owe them reparations right now and you will pay them right now, or we will take them from you.
I'm so sorry.
Solid b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>38518412
Someone posted this yesterday and the day before.
Admins please add this fucking copy pasta to the algorithm or something.
>>38518503
You trying to censor me white boy?
Why dont you fuck off
>Failed my final prostate exam
>Have to sit another year of male obedience class
Such is life in a world rulled by women.
Is it possible to be really good at two significantly different skills? Or will you be destined to be the jack of all trades, master at none?
example: drawing and programming
Where was the last place you hid a poopie surprise for your family?
Me it was in the coffee machine
>be me
>European student in LA for 2 months
>9:30 pm waiting at a bus stop
>shady Latino neighborhood in LA
>getting an uber to a friend's place
>only used uber once the day before while high
>uber tells me 'confirm pickup point'
>car rolls up right before me on bus stop
thatwasfast.wav
>try to open the back door
>it's locked
>start rocking on the door handle harder
>look at guys in front seats
>they look back at me with wtf faces
>let go of the handle
>they drive off with squealing tires
>mfw it wasn't my uber
>mfw I didn't even confirm my uber yet
>mfw I increased my chances of being shot by 9000%
>>38424424
should have confirmed
>tfw latino but introvert with anxiety issues
>>38424424
do chicanos respect you if you are a native spanish speaker but you're white?
>>38424424
You'll be alright. They mostly beef with other brown gangs the surenos. Sometimes they kill whites or blacks but its easy to avoid.
How do you disclose your HIV status to new partners /r9k/ ?
>>38424420
Tell them you have HIV.
>>38424420
Is that Cracked?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
>>38424420
>about to go down
>"Are you sure about this?"
>"I'm positive!"
>"oh good me too" commences
>...wait what?
What could possibly go wrong?
Why don't you get an actual hobby anon?
Women literally throw themselves at you if you're good at something and have a passion for it.
Video games and anime don't count, you gotta go out and join some sort of community
>>38518359
not true at all
t. cellist since i was 11
>>38518359
This is my hobby
>>38518359
>actual hobby
No, you need a female-approved popular hobby and do it in a female-approved popular way
>be me
>at my local subway a couple hours ago
>standing uncomfortably in line with my dad
> being the autistic person I am, I give everyone I see a smile
>the line is long, and finally the land whale in front of the line finishes ordering her 3 foot long meatball subs
>the cashier rings her up and suddenly the windows XP error sound starts playing on repeat
>Indian cashier guy looks confused at the computer
>the repeating sound stops after 10 seconds
>this happens every time somebody gets to the cash register
>mfw nobody else notices this
>>38424418
how do you know no one else noticed this?
You probably just have a richer inner life than most. I don't know.
Why do women age so badly?
>>38424411
this only happens to white women. aka inferior women
>>38424411
Their skin works differently to ours in the way the collagen is structured. It makes them more prone to cellulite and other deformities.
For the love of God can you please stop the fag shit? Only 2% of people are supposed to be gay but half the shit on here is gay. Stop pushing your lifestyle.
you need to go somewhere else you fucking retarded scum.
>>38518284
fuck you and your mother little cissy bitch
>>38518284
are there any polls on how much of /r9k/ is /lgbt/?
>be me, 9 years old
>on the jungle gym at public park
>some asian 2 year old running around
>i fucking accidentally run into him
>hes on the ground crying
>30+ people at the park go completely silent
>they're all staring at me
>i run home crying
>>38424402
if something like that made you want to hang yourself, I'm surprised you're still alive.
>normies at tomorrowland are having sex right now
How does this make you feel?
>>38518239
tomorrow what?
why should i care
I always wonder how all these American 20-somethings have time to do shit like this. Do they not have jobs?
>>38518239
in belgium though.