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Does no fap imply no edge?
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>>38426301
it implies not even touching your dick in a sexual way. ofc.
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>>38426301
LAWD GIVE ME STRENGTH
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>>38426301
You either fap, or don't. There is no in between.
Edging fucks you up even more.
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>tfw your girth is between 5.5-6 inches
why god hates me so much
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>>38519788
you are fucked either way
the female prefernce is 6.5 inches of girth
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Kent why do you keep making these same threads
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>>38519938
can confirm.
but over 5.5 is still above avg I believe.
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People are so stupid
>There are people out there for whom going to see Joel Osteen is legitimately a pivotal moment of their life that they look forward to and are excited about
>There are people out there who don't know how to save money and just waste it impulsively
>There are people out there who don't understand the concept of what a fallacy is, because their minds can't wrap around the concept of attempting to debate for the purpose of finding truth as opposed to attempting to socially posture, and some of these people are successful despite this because their specific jobs don't require it, some are even influential
>There are people who can't comprehend the concepts of social constructs and think they are all actually real aspects of reality that people are reflecting as opposed to people being the ones who put them in place and there being the option for other ones to be in place
Just whatever
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>listen to audio podcast of Joel Osteen every Sunday night because it gives me comfy normie feels
dont take this away from me op
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>>38426223
Good shit OP. These are the feels I know.
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>>38426223
>There are people in the world who think wealth necessarily implies virtue
>There are people in the world who think trust fund babies with no skills are valuable members of society, and in fact superior solely because of their wealth
>There are people in the world who don't realize that just because someone has managed to wedge themselves into a high position of power, they aren't necessarily qualified for it, and they definitely aren't qualified all of a sudden to pontificate regarding random topics which they have no experience in. "Well, he's got to be pretty smart if he's got that much money. I think I trust him"
>just came back from the dentist
>find out all of my upper teeth are fucked and there's not chance of saving them
>either have to get tooth implants or have them covered in porcelain veneers
>not fucking money at all for any of them
I think i want my life to end right here and now.
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>>38519777
Just get them pulled. It's relatively affordable.
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>>38519777
>not brushing your teeth
Retard
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>>38519783
dont fucking mock me you piece of shit
How are you keeping cool this summer anon?
I have a lot of things this year.
>window mount swamp cooler that can be used as a regular fan when it is humid
>ceiling fan
>really expensive central air (A/C)
>always naked
I moved my desk so the swamp cooler blows right on me while also being just under the ceiling fan. It works pretty well.
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>>38426222
I just stay inside all day. Sleep nude at night. Usually when I have to mow the yard I get drunk so it goes by quicker.
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>>38426258
You should try sleeping during the day so you can be awake during the cooler night if you can.
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>>38426222
i wear no clothes
at any time of day unless i need to go out
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How do we deal with the INFP problem?
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INFP's should devote themselves to studying the occult.
>b-but magic doesn't exist!
Stupid normies. I will fuck with your mind on the astral plane.
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>I WANNA HEAL
>I WANNA FEEL
>WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL
>I WANNA LET GO OF THE PAIN I'VE FELT SO LONG
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> I WANNA FEEL LIKE I'VE, SOMEWHERE I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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Dude do you always write lyrics crying?
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>>38519768
>>38519804
>tfw used to listen to Linkin Park while playing Age of Empires and starcraft
i never internalized the lyrics. i just thought they sounded good.
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Why does /r9k/ think of curvy women?
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Why do anyone do anywhere? Curvy women T H I C C but not if the ham is on
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>>38519763
concave curve = good
convex curve = bad
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>>38519763
I think curvy is good. Those two are just fatasses.
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So, im in love with the sister of a friend, i met her 4 years ago, never talked to her that much, just saw her now and then, after a while spending some time with her because i started showing up on my friend's house frecuently, i started to like her and catch feelings for her, the summer this year, i went to a little party with my group of friends, and she came too, long story short, we got a bit drunk, and we went to bed together, we didnt have sex, we just cuddled and kissed a bit, i was happy as fuck, next morning tho, she was as distant as usual, not that i expected anything else tho, untill this day she is the same, i dont know if she regrets it and pretends nothing happened and hopes for me to do the same, or if she actually likes me, i never got the balls to ask her out or talk about the manner with her, with the time i started to loose my hope on her, but recently, my friend told me to go to his house, because his sister wanted to be DM on a dungeons & dragons campaing, and she wanted me to come, sadly i was busy and wasnt able to assist, tho, the fact that she wanted me to come got my hopes up again, am i just being a fool and try to forget her or keep my feelings for her?
(sorry if i mispelled anything, english aint my mother languaje)
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>Which would you rather be? Weird or Normal?
How should I answer thisOkcupid question, I'm mentally ill and seek for an also weird girl.
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Choose weird baka
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>>38519668
is it meant as I'm weird then or that I want to be weird
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>>38519637
Keep OkCupid weird.
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Can we start up a thread of things the opposite sex does? I'll start.
Jackin' off with your shirt when you dont have lube and dont wanna tug the snake
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>>38426136
>Jackin' off with your shirt when you dont have lube and dont wanna tug the snake
What the fuck does this even mean? I've never used lube or a shirt to jerk off
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>getting really horny one week out of the month instead of bleeding
Men have all the luck
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Nipple chafe
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/6nliuu/i_went_to_barefax_gentlemens_club_last_night
Which one of you posted this?
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>writing style resembles Bret Easton Ellis
Spot fucking on
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Why does Anglo Saxon culture in general tend to be more white knight, woman friendly compared to pretty much every other culture?
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Cuz bitches ain't shit dam nigga
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Gee I also wonder (((why)))
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>>38519573
I doubt a culture from the 5th century was as nice to women as you make them out to be.
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>go to chinese restaurant with grandmother that me and her go to regularly
>waitress does a good job
>she expects a 5$ tip
>give her 12$ instead
>her face lights up
>feelsgood.jpg
I am glad i made her day,or atleast brightened it up a bit.majority stake only cheap assholes don't tip. Very disrespectful. Why even go if you cant even aford to give the server a tip? Picture unrelated
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I work as a server and you sir are doing the work of the Lord.
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>>38426070
I know the kind of shit you guys can go through so i always try and tip good.
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>tfw she makes you think she's going to fuck you but she completely ignores you instead
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have you been the first one to message her or are you just waiting for her?
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>>38425997
We talked and she said I was attractive and explicitly said we could have sex.
She ignored me as soon as the conversation turned to the planning phase where I suggested she visit me at a hotel, considering she's not far from me.
Its been a couple days now and I tried practically begging her but I guess it was a fake catch.
It's been over a year since I even had a hug and a really hard year at that anons.
I'm thinking about killing myself lately and I want to have sex really bad before the next part of my life starts.
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>>38425956
>visit me at a hotel
it's your fault, sorry