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Cam whoring.

Trust me when I say you're gonna fill a hell of a niche.

>>38521419
God you fucks are so goddamn entitled. I hate you all and you deserve your shitty situation.

>>38521419
Do IT faggot, you can fuck around with computers while looking at milfs.

at some point it'll be more cost and time effective to let you graduate than to kick you out. if youre past that point, the school will bend over backwards to pass you. you have options, you also have an entire infrastructure behind you to make sure you pass. USE IT.

t. kicked out for failing and got back in

Go in asap and talk to your professor. Beg on your fucking knees if you have to. Most importantly, don't let this make you despondent and whatnot; you have to keep going to class and taking exams. YOU HAVE TO. Even if you feel like it won't matter or make a difference, it will and it does.

t. dropout who had to work his ass off to get back in somewhere else

>>38521269
Say you were throwing up and physically couldn't make it to the exam

The only thing I can even think of is that he has a horse cock

>>38521264
Love is a hell of a drug, OP

>>38521460
This. He's probably keeping it rolled up like a hose under his pants

>>38521169
Maybe get a promotion?

>>38521175
I'm starting another job in 3 weeks and the pay will be a huge increase.
but for now I have to deal with my shitty job.

>>38521169
>buying shit when you're poor
Spend money in a way that lets you earn more/spend less in the future.

Telegram/whatsapp porn groups

Chaturbate, but you have to make yourself famous before an income

>>38521748
Ugh but I need it quickly

>>38521150
go back to /soc/ and don't come back roastie. i hope you get raped by Jamal

looks like you're fucked

>>38429969
RECORD IT AND POST IT.

If you can't beat it, join 'em!

smoking a cigarette always takes cravings away, for me at least

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I used to smoke three packs a day. I used a vape pen and gradually stepped down in nicotine levels until I hit zero. Then I quit caring all together. Been years since I had my last smoke.

>>38429913
trip on acid desu

>>38429906
do you have a reason for posting this thread, op?

>>38429920
i have a mild interest in fucking girls

you got a lot of hustle kid. You'll go far. have you tried hanging out at the mall and waiting for women to ask you to dinner?

>>38429778
because nerds would be culled and then nobody could fix chads internet

>>38521133
same as you do alone in your old city

>>38521165
/thread

see ya later

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>>38521165
yeah but the 16yo girl i used to stalk does not live here

>>38429776
I hope you like her anon, and remember to just be yourself/.

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>>38429789
she's ok, everything she talks about is normie tier like pop music and going to the pub with her friends but she seems innocent and relatively intelligent. She's not ugly either although is 18 and I'm early 20s. I just know I'll drop spaghetti

>>38429813
be yourself, she wouldn't come over if she didn't like you or trust you.

>>38521129
When it's clearly photoshopped.

>>38521129
When it looks ugly

This picture is definitley pushing the edge of the thicc/fat boundary.

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>>38521067
It's ok, people like us don't deserve to be loved, we will never be good enough for anyone.

>>38521067
>haven't finished school
So you're a literal retard, sorry to tell you but you're fucked for good

Get your shit in order now and you may be able to lead a regular life in your late 20's. It's too late for your entire life to be normal but it is not too late to try to better your future.

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>apply for job
>"Yeah, we'll complete the rest of the interviews and then do a second round. I'll contact you if you make it"
>hop on bus back home
>get call from the guy who interviewed me
>"I had a talk with the CEO, we're gonna go ahead and offer you the job. Why don't you swing by on monday to sign the contract? I'll email it to you so you can think about it"
>mfw
It seems too good to be true, but I just reviewed the contract and it seems to be on the level. I'm just not sure if I can do good at the job

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Congratz both of you
Oreganolly

>>38522433
Thanks. The only problem is that the job is in the capital city, so I'd need to commute by train or move there. I really dislike the capital city though