i'm unironically goint to kill myself over my dicklet
what do I write in my suicide letter bros?
I don't want to go down as the "eternal dicklet"
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"I will never please a woman, and i am too fat and gross to become a girl(male) [definitely write that instead of trap] and offer my tender boipucci to the burly thug niggers that haunt my most instense sexual fantasies. Should you find fit, please rape my body repeatedly, so I can watch from hell what a real man fucking looks like. Thank you all for supporting me, a pathetic, useless worm with a micropenis to match.
ps I had a gay experience in high school with Trevor and I don't know how to feel about it."
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Only the fit should reproduce. Bringing the defective into this world begins their suffering and meaningless lives. Allergies, colorblindness and height below the average result in suicides and bitterness toward the world
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Too bad guys will fuck anything that has a vagina
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Nature needs backups though. I remember reading about a tribe of monkeys where the alphas went to town on some meat that had been discarded because it had tuberculosis or something. They all died, and the betas took over the tribe.
Sometimes being first isn't winning if bad luck strikes.
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If below average height people stopped reproducing that would just move the average up. It would be a totally unteneable situation if only the tallest of each generation reproduced due to their resource inefficiency.
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>tfw almost got raped by neytiri with a huge cock
what did my dream mean by this? im not gay or anything or a futa fag
Post dream experiences or stuff about lucid dreaming
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>woken up by my mother while I was still living with her
>she walks me to the front door
>I open it and theres a Thick as hell blonde girl wearing a bun, gray sweatpants, and a white button up shirt with her body pointing towards the street but her beautiful face looking at me
>My mother introduces her as my new caregiver for my depression
>I Imminently go and grab her crotch and start hot dogging her ass out in the open
>dreams ends
True story lads.
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For the past few weeks now, I've had about 4 dreams where I've had a boyfriend. I've never had a bf or gf, and I don't believe I'm gay.
What did my dreams mean by this?
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>>38434934
It's Islamophobia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZuRZj7JRo4
How many of you are yet to realize that big dicks are a meme?
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I'm so antisocial I found out watching stuff like this I have a big dick (a bit over 7'')
I've had very few sexual partners till this last couple of years, and most girls wouldn't say anything about my size, so I just assumed it was around average.
it was a big confidence boost
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>>38434908
i feel like this isn't true at all and they got the people to act like its big, but at the same time it gave me a little hope
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Y'know, women have terrible spatial-reasoning.
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any /g/ anons have a knack for nu IRC?
trash#5133
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is it normal to have facial tics when im stressed out?
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bump
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What sort of tick are you talking about? An eye twitch?
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>>38436395
i feel like moving my face in a weird way, sometimes its my mouth or whatever
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Why is vaping frowned upon?
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looks pretty gay to normies, they're normies though so their opinion doesn't count for shit.
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>>38434780
Much like veganism, people who vape tend to go far in saying they vape. Nobody cares.
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Hello fellow anons I've got a question for you.
What can you add to a bedroom to make it very comfy and luxurious?
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*Somebody please try to talk me out of this, because although I'm excited I feel like I am going to make a huge mistake.
I'm strongly considering getting a fidget spinner tattoo. It's not a novelty meme tattoo for social media attention though, the fidget spinner actually holds a lot of meaning to me.
I've always had trouble making friends and fitting into social groups. I'm 24 and I only have one person I'd consider a "friend" - Brad. Brad is a very outgoing amateur bodybuilder and the definite "jock" type - goes out drinking with his friends very often, always has 10 girls going at a time etc. We bonded in high school over video games and magic the gathering. He's been my only friend for my entire adult life - I've just never seemed to be able to connect with other people. They'd always talk about sports, or partying, and even if we have the same video games as a common interest we would end up having nothing to talk about after that.
That all changed with ironic meta humour becoming the common form of humour. I would spend hours a day on 4chan and tumblr while Brad was out partying with his other friends, and I'd often repeat internet in jokes to people around me. Sometimes they'd awkwardly force a laugh, but usually I'd just be met with a blank stare.
Now however, I'm the king of ironic meta humour. I still feel like I don't belong when I'm with others - but that's because their level of humour is so far beneath me. Every internet meme I had memorized in 2013 is met with uproarious laughter when I repeat it around my new friends - I even have a girlfriend. She's 18 and we met at a Lil Yachty concert. The fidget spinner, to me, symbolises my rebirth - like a phoenix or Rocky Balboa, and I want it on my body as a constant reminder that life gets better if you stick it out.
Thoughts? I am considering getting it on my bottom forearm, with a part of it melding into my hand like I am holding an actual fidget spinner. Any advice is welcome!*
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Nice pasta, faggot. Get lost.
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>Board is full of /pol/ roleplayers and cucks having meaningless discussions about black people
What is wrong with them?
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i just ate some watermelon slices that my mother prepared for me (i'm 26 years old). and now when i burp it smells like sun cream. is that normal?
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She's drugging you.
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>I just ate watermelon slices that my mother prepared for me
holy fuck did we just find a neet nigger?
>be me, 16 years old
>on a school trip to the country capital
>we get 3 hours to walk around freely
>qt3.14 decides to join me and my friend's group and walk around with us
>always liked her, funny, smart, cute, sarcastic and a bit awkward
> im too much of a pussy to say something and just gave up
>we sit down at some fast food place to eat
>she says "m-maybe you want to sit next to m..."
>before she can finish my friend sits next to her since he is a lazy fuck that cant take 2 seconds to go to the other side
>i sit opposite of her so i can look at her and day dream
> she quietly says "oh okay"
>durning the entire trip she sticks close to me and tries to talk but im too busy being autistic with my friend talking random crap. after that school trip she stopped talking to me that much
when i think of that day i always think of "scientists baffled by man's incredible ability to fuck up every time"
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>eitspii :D
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post your most exquisite pepes and apus for muh folder
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/r9k/ is a bad place to image dump because of the original filter
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poo poo pee pee
pupu pipi
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>>38434353
Pretty rare, pls don't steal
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Is this what normies get up to in nightclubs?
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