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>>39558609
>Do you have any tips on how to make this easier?
Sure, stick your dick in something. Go to craigslist and find a hooker to suck you off for $40

You have to do no fap progressively in order to adjust your body. Go one day, fap, two days, fap, three days, fap, hasta el infinito. Avoid porn at all costs.

>>39558633
I-isn't that cheating? I thought no-fap would imply no sex aswell.

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because you betas enabled them to ????

>>39558504
/lgbt/ is all trannies and normones.

>>39558619
Who cares. Fuck off back there faggot. We hate you.

>>39558504
I honestly think it's for two reasons.
A) They can convert robots to prison gay
B) They prey on the underage posters and lure them to discord/steam. Faggots are usually also pedophiles, and we have many in our midst. It's honestly surprising the mods turn a blind eye to this.

Dreams can be memories from past lives.

you were bombing berlin in a past life.

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>>39558357
>it's the 'shooting down a bomber with my flak 88 in Berlin and hitler gives me a medal' dream again.
What does this mean?

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Here, what's up? Kalamazoo all day.

You Finnish motherfucker, where you at?

ill be there in 20 minutes

I've been to three funerals and I only cried at them because I absolutely forced myself to. I didn't feel anything at them, even though they were all relatively close

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>>39558274
>be 12
>altar boy
>do funerals for the money
>as casket is being moved I remember a funny joke
>laugh

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>>39558274
>at grandfather's funeral
>not shedding a single tear
>glance at mom who is absolutely devastated and constantly crying
>tears start welling up

>What's your name again? I keep losing track of all the girls my brother brings over.

>*cocks gun*

>*unzips pants*

What do you want in your mouth first?

>>39558222
o-okay, s-sorry mom

>>39558126
Fuck off normo. This isn't your board. Go to soc.

But how? Where are you?

>>39558151
idk skype and get drunk with your own booze and talk and stuff
>i don't want to leave my appartment

Have you ever been to Thailand?

ya that is very true oregano

>>39558057
>but I'm not gay.
oring

>>39558047
Everyone's scared to offend eachother and ends up pitting blame/punishment on whoever will cause the least amount of outcry. On the social level, it's about ostracizing. On the news/corporate level, it's about pursuing or avoiding sensationalism for the sake of profit.

>>39558047
That literally seem like a plot of a cuck gay porn shit with the husband being raped in jail

>>39558047
Because of (((them))) and their army of roasties, shitskins, and cucks. We need to recriminalize adultery--although I would legit kill a cheating spouse. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

What part of your body is that supposed to be?

>>39557980
That's from the internet. I'm having lesions on both areas though

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>>39557959
>and I haven't had casual sex that many times
You have to go back (to normieddit)

>>39557914
At least stream it
orginala

>>39558533
I dunno about streaming it, but I can update on how it goes.
I just met a nice girl that I used to know a long time ago in elementary school, and she actually remembered me and seemed happy to see me!

>>39557914
Okay, we're here to comfort you back in a few months. Good luck.

Why don't you take this opportunity to detox yourself and get rid of thew addiction?

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i believe in you arnon

Shit, anon. Might as well just stop smoking. I'm smoking a Camel Royal while I am typing this.

Shit colored, Prince. Fuck off back to your happy hole.

>>39557835
Ugly green/brown mutt mix. Your eyes probably burned coal.

>>39557835
poo and pee

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finally getting colder so i can start wearing comfy clothes again. if it's really cold i might wear a full shirt instead of just the collar but not quite there yet.

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>>39557796
Wu-tang clan ain't nun ta f with

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backpack only sometimes, and I forgot to add earbuds to accessories

>>39557778
white chad>racially ambiguous chad>nig chad>you

>>39557778

I'd prefer to be Korean chad over White Chad

>become Chad or lose 20 IQ points

Thanks, but I'll stay white.