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>tfw no global crisis which severely reduces the population of men, leading to you being abducted and given to a girl as her mandatory government provided bf

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ITT: We talk about the most autistic things you did in school

I made pencil drawings of military machinery and researched other facts about them and wrote them on top of the drawings.

Surprisingly the chads didn't make fun of me for it.

Pic is an old drawing of the A7V tank I made in high school

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>Pic related is 33, still good skin, perfect hairline, 6'2"
>I'm 25, babyface, balding, 5'8"

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING UNFAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"JUST BE YOURSELF"
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What are some jobs where I don't have to deal with customers? I currently work at a pizza place and it's alright, but I get slightly nervous speaking to customers, especially during night. I want a job where the only people I need to interact with are my coworkers and at least doesn't feel as gloomy as my current job.

For reference, I'm still going to University come September and this pizza thing has been a part-time thing

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I cant believe the amount of normies in /soc/
its incredible they are on this website.
They do shit like asking for advice for their Chaddish tinder profiles. I dont want them here.

They say cringy stuff like they are 'meme machines' and post outdated stale memes. I hate normies now like memes bc 'lol so random'.

I say Hiroshimoot MUST nuke that cancerous board.

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Guys, holy fuck

>Be me
>Been going to camp for autists and socially retarded people to socialize
>Had been doing this for a long ass time
>Mostly go there because I made friends with a few of the people who frequently go there
>every year after certain days the campers and their families would go out and do something
>The age group was like 15-20 so while I was on my own many others had to have families with them
>We were out to dinner
>one guy pulls out his phone and starts watching those "kids channels" you know with assholes running around in Spider-Man suits, at full volume
>He later switches to watching videos of air raid sirens
>at full blast
> in the middle of the restaurant
>no one did anything to stop him
>meanwhile the faggot next to me has a habit of repeating what others say three times,
>once in his normal voice, once in a high pitched girly voice and once in a comically deep voice
>the people I came to see didn't even show up

WHY

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There is a fucking flying cockroach making buzzing noises on my balcony and it's freaking me the fuck out. It should go away on its own, right?

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I had conflicting thoughts of leaving 4chan. It consumes all my time. But then I saw this picture and got horrified of the outside world. I don't feel safe anymore.

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>be me
>move into new house, making my way up in the world
>have intidimating neighbour, chad and his girlfriend
>decide to establish my dominance in this neighbourhood
>have been blasting the 1987 intro of TMNT at 150% volume over speaks for the past 45 minutes

i wonder when i'll get a knock

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Should cuck threads be bannable?

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>bottle store opened at 10am
>go at 10:20am so as not to look too bad
>notice only really old men are in there at the moment purchasing bottles of brandy and wine
>only person below the age of 50 in the shop
>get condescending look from lady at counter who smiles at me after seeing my ID with pity in her eyes
>think about that look the entire walk home, have to walk past a gym to get to my house, notice people on the treadmills staring at me
>feels awful, man
>get inside, crack open my bottle
>take a sip
>everything is good
>life is way better
>actually gonna enjoy today

what are my fellow robits doin today

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>wear t-shirt in pool
>tfw 0 fat jokes yelled at you this time

I feel stupid I didn't think of this before

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>he's not left-handed or ambidextrous

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school stories thread
ill start

>be me
>be 12
>having normal day in class
>suddenly teacher calls everybody out to the cafateria
apparently this fag called eli was looking in the stalls in the boys bathroom when someone was taking a piss
>teacher asked if anyone had seen eli do it or had it happen to them
side note i fucking hated eli he was like a literal autist and always brought bionacles to school
>brilliantidea.jpg
>raise hand and say that i had seen him do it when i went to the bathroom
>had freind called jackson also raise his hand and say he saw him do it to
>get sent to the office with jackson and talked to the principle with eli sitting behind him
>principle says to bolth of us if you are sure that eli did it
>we bolth shake head yes
>get called out of the office
>as the door was shutting we bolth highfived while we could see eli's face looking at us
>mfw

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What causes Chad to become Stacy?